I have never seen the pineapple peach mango blend in anything other than individual 18 oz bottles.
If I could buy it by the carton, like pine-orange-banana, I would. I can’t even find it in concentrate. It’s an expensive addiction, but it’s healthier than cigarettes!
is passing through on my way to Oregon and seeing a man with a mustache, wearing a wife beater, sitting on his porch drinking a beer and looking on at the torn up plaid couch that sat on his mostly dead lawn.
Wasn’t common opinion that the Rays would be a bit worse off this year, and should finish third in the AL East? Is this coming out of nowhere? Or am I just a big dummy?
RLYW did a great simulation using pretty much every projection system possible. The Rays were projected to 91.2 wins, the Sox at 92.9. They’ll cool off, sure, but when they’re opponents are US, you expect that to be the moment they rack up wins.
COCONUT
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
You disgust me.
harkening - May 6, 2010
`
:)
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
Fuck you coconut is great
OlSalty - May 6, 2010
In a Mounds bar.
msb - May 6, 2010
Coconut is gross
Its like chewing cardboard
Edgar for Pres - May 6, 2010
Just so.
This gentleman speaks truth.
harkening - May 6, 2010
The taste is fine. Coconut milk based curries are great.
Whoever thought sprinkling dried coconut on stuff improved them in any way is a retard.
Edgar for Pres - May 6, 2010
ESPECIALLY ON THINGS
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
PINEAPPLE!
harkening - May 6, 2010
This thread needs more clowns.
ErictheRed - May 6, 2010
I AM TRYING
THERE’S A REALLY GOOD GIF BUT THE SERVER IS DOWN
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Thank you Tineye!
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
HOLY SHIT.
kevin_ess - May 6, 2010
What the fuck.
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
...what?
harkening - May 6, 2010
Humpty Dumpty.
JY - May 6, 2010
Yes.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
I am constantly scarred by gifs on LL
And keep coming back to see them.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
That freaks me right the fuck out
lemonverbena - May 6, 2010
I like it
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
I don't know what you're trying to pull
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
The clown ban is lifted
It’s really quite simple
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
Fruit is never as tasty as it is when its forbidden
Robert - May 6, 2010
The LOLcat ban is lifted too
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
This is a trap
Robert - May 6, 2010
Clown LOLcats are an autorec
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
What is banned now?
Robert - May 6, 2010
Gomez
seattlebruin - May 6, 2010
ClownGomez?
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
Can you unban AK?
Robert - May 6, 2010
This is making it very difficult to troll
OlSalty - May 6, 2010
I wonder if the Aston Villa blog still has rules
seattlebruin - May 6, 2010
Back off that bitch is mine
Robert - May 6, 2010
Lay down your arms the war is over, Jeff has finally defeated us
:(
Robert - May 6, 2010
.
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
LL is going to shit
Dewey N - May 7, 2010
As I just posted...
JY - May 6, 2010
Zombieland!
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Probably one of the best zombies of all time.
I might put the zombie Hare Krishna in the original Dawn of the Dead ahead of him though.
JY - May 6, 2010
Clown zombie went down waayyyy too easily.
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Hare Krishna zombie at least caused some suspense by wandering down the wrong tunnel.
JY - May 6, 2010
?
Faux - May 6, 2010
Mango, hands down
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
Yup.
msb - May 6, 2010
Dole has a juice blend.
Pineapple-peach-mango. It’s like drinking liquid Heaven. Olympian nectar.
harkening - May 6, 2010
I would opt for pineapple-orange-banana but really it's a choice between drinking heaven and Jesus
Nick S - May 6, 2010
I have never seen the pineapple peach mango blend in anything other than individual 18 oz bottles.
If I could buy it by the carton, like pine-orange-banana, I would. I can’t even find it in concentrate. It’s an expensive addiction, but it’s healthier than cigarettes!
harkening - May 6, 2010
Yes
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
Pineapple.
BrianL - May 6, 2010
Oh, wait, that's good too!
msb - May 6, 2010
Yuni is my favorite tropical fruit
Nick S - May 6, 2010
LET'S GO NATIONALS.
I have nothing to say about this game, or the Mariners right now.
Oh, and the answer is pomegranate.
esoteric - May 6, 2010
Tangelo!
JAH - May 6, 2010
Just when the other thread was getting good.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Speaking of volcanos, man are they a violent igneous rock formation
Kermit. - May 6, 2010
Jeff recommended a F-R-I-E-N-D-S quote
seattlebruin - May 6, 2010
Friends reminds me of happier days
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
I thought was Happy Days
seattlebruin - May 6, 2010
Passion fruit
Alto - May 6, 2010
I turned off the game. I have no idea what is going on.
We’re losing though, right?
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Yes.
harkening - May 6, 2010
You posted at 9:19 in the other thread.
kentroyals5 - May 6, 2010
She's been following the game via the thread.
harkening - May 6, 2010
I was jesting of course.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
.
Mango!
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
Wow, I haven't seen Weebl in a long time.
harkening - May 6, 2010
I thought for sure this was going to be the SNL skit.
Rich Langford - May 6, 2010
I'm not an SNL fan.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
I see you have good taste.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Dammit we're getting fucked
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
I assume that we're perpetually fucked until I heard otherwise.
JY - May 6, 2010
Proper fucked?
Kermit. - May 6, 2010
We're like cheap whores
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
Yeah, before zee Germans get here
Nick S - May 6, 2010
Right proper.
JY - May 6, 2010
Dammit offense
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
What offense?
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
I hate this team
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
MANGO.
Although given the circumstance, Durian might be more appropriate.
JY - May 6, 2010
Remember that time Guti hit a home run?
That was awesome.
wetzelcoal - May 6, 2010
Wasn't it back when he played for Cleveland?
seattlecougar - May 6, 2010
Jesus. How many K's does Figgins have?
Ender15 - May 6, 2010
28 before today's game. 21 BB
ignacio - May 6, 2010
Hey Chone, take that dick out of your mouth
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
STOP SWING AND MUSSING
Dewey N - May 6, 2010
Be better, Chone :(
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Don't want nothing but a good time, how can i resist, dont need nothing but a good time,
and it don’t get better than this! Name that band.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Poison.
This game is more fun than the Mariners! Keep going!
harkening - May 6, 2010
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbow everything ....
ErictheRed - May 6, 2010
Lesley Gore isn't a band.
She was a solo artist.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Mostly I was trying to induce good vibes, with thoughts of Felix.
ErictheRed - May 6, 2010
Free association game!
Felix—>Mariners—>offense :-(
harkening - May 6, 2010
You can replace all the arrows with ">", and it is still a true statement!
ErictheRed - May 6, 2010
People are still at Safeco. What gives?
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
It's bullshit, like when you see the video of when we landed on the moon.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Larry Stone says the exodus is happening
msb - May 6, 2010
Goddammit!
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
FUCK YOU GUY IN THE SEATS BEHIND HOME PLATE LAUGHING
OlSalty - May 6, 2010
Scrappy?
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Are they all women oblivious to the fact there is actually a game going on?
Otherwise I don’t know why they are still there. . . . .unless they are Rays fans.. . . or the bat boys mother.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Yeah, there's no way women would ever follow baseball.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
Thats a great idea for M's marketing.
Target women, they don’t actually follow the team or watch the games so they won’t know how truelly shitty the team is.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
They do have an annual stitch-n-pitch night.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Oh, how nice it will be to see a team that doesn't get timely hits.
msb - May 6, 2010
Oh how nice it would be to be a team who gets timely hits.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
THE CROWD IS DEAD SILENT
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
I think they're just dead.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Crowd?
Nick S - May 6, 2010
Except for the really annoying screamers.
msb - May 6, 2010
I left in the 7th
You know its bad when the loudest the stadium gets is when the college kids get off to the Moose dancing around like a tard in the upper deck.
zachw10 - May 6, 2010
Bananas
InSpokane - May 6, 2010
Agree.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Those stringy things down the sides are gross though
Kermit. - May 6, 2010
Apparently if you peel the banana from the bottom you don't get those.
kevin_ess - May 6, 2010
I can honestly say I've never done this.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Correct!
harkening - May 6, 2010
Or you just take an extra second to make sure their pulled off.
InSpokane - May 6, 2010
They are easier to open from the bottom.
Thats how monkeys do it. You just pinch the bottom and spread em apart.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Bananas?
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
Yes.
harkening - May 7, 2010
I still haven't tried it from the bottom
It looks so easy.
Edgar for Pres - May 7, 2010
Oh I see what you were getting at....
Edgar for Pres - May 7, 2010
B-an-an-as, go bananas!
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Bananas are bleagh.
msb - May 6, 2010
Agree.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
I agree.
kevin_ess - May 6, 2010
I hate all fruits except bananas.
I’m more of a vegetable person.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Sorry Dave Niehaus
Nobody wants to pay $2k to watch this team.
wetzelcoal - May 6, 2010
There are something like 10 people behind home plate
Edgar for Pres - May 6, 2010
The month of May always sucks for this team.
ThundaPC - May 6, 2010
So just 8 more runs and we're right back in this!
JAH - May 6, 2010
Put your rally caps on folks
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
LETS GO MARINERS
Nick S - May 6, 2010
HEART OF THE ORDER DUE UP.
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
On other teams, this would mean so much.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
The Mariners are the Tin Man of baseball because we do not have a heart
Nick S - May 6, 2010
But in the end, the Wizard gives us a heart
Could this be a symbol of our journey from mediocrity to legitimate playoff contender?
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
The Angels are clearly the Wicked Witch of the WEST!
Symbolism!
harkening - May 6, 2010
It's a sign
Ozzie Smith will come out of retirement and lead us to the promised land
Nick S - May 6, 2010
Last time i actually put on a rally cap
Langerhans hit a walk off.
wetzelcoal - May 6, 2010
But we have Ken Griffey Jr folks, he will definately hit a homerun. He is after all, Ken Griffey Jr
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
DEPLOY RALLY FRIES
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
No.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Remember when we had the bases loaded with one out and Rob Johnson struck out watching six straight pitches?
harkening - May 6, 2010
He should have walked
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
Yes that was shortly after I turned on gameday.
JY - May 6, 2010
Better to strike out taking six pitches than ground out softly on the first one
wetzelcoal - May 6, 2010
And remember when that last pitch was way inside
and the ump was too busy sucking dick to notice. What an asshole.
wyte_lightning - May 6, 2010
He would've grounded into a double play anyway, yes even with 2 outs.
He’s that bad.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
I'm still at the game.
I am stupid.
ScottBrowne - May 6, 2010 via mobile
Let's turn this fucker green.
JY - May 6, 2010
Won't you feel AWESOME when we mount an 8-run comeback.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Say something, I bet we can hear you on the broadcast.
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
Go jump around behind home plate
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
But don't run onto the field. You may get tasered.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
You're very.
Loyal.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Loyal = retarded
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Like a puppy who keeps getting kicked but loves unconditionally.
JAH - May 6, 2010
Battered wife syndrome.
The Mariners are terrible and it’s all my fault.
ScottBrowne - May 7, 2010
Good man.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
My 2 hour drive back home in the dark will be more entertaining than this game.
ScottBrowne - May 6, 2010 via mobile
Two hours? Where the heck are you commuting form?
harkening - May 6, 2010
Longview
ScottBrowne - May 6, 2010 via mobile
I can see why you'd stay at that game over going home.
I’d want to avoid the return, too.
harkening - May 6, 2010
It doesn't smell too bad when you've lived there your whole life.
It’s still Longview though.
ScottBrowne - May 6, 2010 via mobile
There was a reason Green Day wrote that song about it.
JY - May 6, 2010
An unprovoked reference to the smell
Love it
Edgar for Pres - May 6, 2010
It's the easiest way to describe the town to people not familiar with it.
That and “Green Day named that one song after us.”
ScottBrowne - May 6, 2010 via mobile
My lasting memory of Longview
is passing through on my way to Oregon and seeing a man with a mustache, wearing a wife beater, sitting on his porch drinking a beer and looking on at the torn up plaid couch that sat on his mostly dead lawn.
JY - May 6, 2010
Sometimes it's most fun to be at blowout games and be one of like 40 people left
You know, since winning clearly isn’t an option
Nick S - May 6, 2010
I'm watching the Rays feed,
and they just showed this little piece of awesomeness.
kevin_ess - May 6, 2010
Looks amazingly like Mark Wahlberg.
Ender15 - May 6, 2010
Avacado!
I just blew your mind.
ewdewald - May 6, 2010
If it's your favourite you should really know how to spell it.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
Alligator pear!
JY - May 6, 2010
"Staying Alive" - Sims
Is that even possible at this point.
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
This is the Mariners' version of "staying alive"
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Our lyrics come from the Necronomicon ex Mortis.
JAH - May 6, 2010
Klaatu Barada.... Necktie? Nickel....
JY - May 6, 2010
Oh man I hope this game ends on a Griffey strikeout.
BrianL - May 6, 2010
Or a slow grounder to second.
These are the only two acceptable outcomes.
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Those are the only two possible outcomes
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
HERE WE GO!
BrianL - May 6, 2010
GOD
BrianL - May 6, 2010
With a pulled hammy too!
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
I think he's afraid to pitch to him.
No, maybe not.
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
AWWW
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
How about a "bring out the crazies" night.
Everyone wears a Milton Bradley or Carl Everett shirt.
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Is Jose Guillen crazy enough?
Edgar for Pres - May 6, 2010
HE JUST MISSED IT
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
21 and 7! These guys are good, I'm so glad they're leaving
Kermit. - May 6, 2010
We play them next week.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Not I
now we’ll have to watch 2 shitty teams instead of 1
hawks02 - May 6, 2010
Yeah but we have a chance of winning a couple games before we get flattened again
Kermit. - May 6, 2010
Rays are at .750 winning percentage.
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Tip of the hat to them. They are playing well.
TrustBaseball - May 6, 2010
6 in a row vs 7 in a row tomorrow.
Can’t wait!
Ender15 - May 6, 2010
Special kids fight.
w00tah - May 6, 2010
We're gonna get swept.
Ender15 - May 6, 2010
This is very possible.
w00tah - May 6, 2010
This next series is going to be the woooooooorst
BrianL - May 6, 2010
They're playing that LFO song as the crowd leaves.
That’s cruel.
ScottBrowne - May 6, 2010 via mobile
FELIX DAY TOMORROW!
ThundaPC - May 6, 2010
Wait there was a baseball game
Nick S - May 6, 2010
Great game guys!
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
HUGS!
harkening - May 6, 2010
Wow, the last M on base was the Ichiro hit in the 5th.
lailaihei - May 6, 2010
Today's gamethreads were great.
BrianL - May 6, 2010
I had fun.
JY - May 6, 2010
So did I!
BrianL - May 6, 2010
The worst games seem to produce the best threads
Nick S - May 6, 2010
If they keep this up we could go with just one game thread!
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
Where we'd never talk about games!
harkening - May 6, 2010
Tui has run a 4/8 K/BB in four games since going to Tacoma.
WHAT
JY - May 6, 2010
Triple A is not as good as the MLB.
Newsflash.
Ender15 - May 6, 2010
I know that better than most people here.
And still find this to be outrageous.
JY - May 6, 2010
I did not see this on the news...
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
You're so sweet!
Kermit. - May 6, 2010
Good thing you said so because it's not like Jay would know this better than most people
OlSalty - May 6, 2010
I'm not in favor of "panicking" this early in the season
But I would like to see a sense of urgency with this team. Someone needs to step up and light a fire under these guys.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a pleasure.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Poll question:
Wasn’t common opinion that the Rays would be a bit worse off this year, and should finish third in the AL East? Is this coming out of nowhere? Or am I just a big dummy?
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Popular media.
Grain of salt.
harkening - May 6, 2010
I heard a few predictions saying they'd win the Wild Card
A few others say they’d win the division. I really hope they win the division. I don’t want to watch the Yankees or Sox win it.
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
I don't think anyone thought they'd win the division but they were in the conversation for second/wild card.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
Most estimations had them about even with the Red Sox, maybe a win worse.
But with the Sox OF injuries and the Rays being awesome and athletic, it’s easy to see why they’re in first.
lailaihei - May 6, 2010
I understand why the Red Sox are doing so well.
I guess I just am not sure if the Rays are overperforming or if this was more or less expected.
Eyebrows - May 6, 2010
Here.
RLYW did a great simulation using pretty much every projection system possible. The Rays were projected to 91.2 wins, the Sox at 92.9. They’ll cool off, sure, but when they’re opponents are US, you expect that to be the moment they rack up wins.
harkening - May 6, 2010
I think they're definitely overperforming a little
They’re hitting at a ridiculous rate with RISP
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
Good GT tonight.
Felix pitching tomorrow, something to look forward to. Night all!
E-Lizz - May 6, 2010
Good night, Atlanta.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Beltre makes me happy.
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
He plays for the Red Sox! =(
harkening - May 6, 2010
But I still love him
Cantu Easley Winn - May 6, 2010
He's like an ex-girlfriend.
Love him, but he broke my heart and is now with the enemy. He no longer makes me happy. He makes me sad.
harkening - May 6, 2010
I want him to be like 2004 Ichiro.
Incredible season, complete team futility.
JAH - May 6, 2010
This would be acceptable.
harkening - May 6, 2010
Fuck Happy Red Sox Beltre.
Sam Regens - May 6, 2010
Fuck you, Beltre deserves his happiness.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
Red Sox Beltre
Sam Regens - May 6, 2010
Same person.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
I LIKE GUAVA
Omerta - May 6, 2010 via mobile
If we can't beat the Angels then we're dead.
Sam Regens - May 6, 2010
The Mariners only have three players batting over .220 this year.
Gutierrez, Jack Wilson, and Ichiro. :..(
chezbergrur - May 6, 2010
We could win the next 6 games and I won't feel good.
Not until we play quality baseball against a quality team.
ewdewald - May 6, 2010
Sweeping the Angels would make feel fucking great.
Eyeball Kid - May 6, 2010
PANCAKES
Decatur - May 6, 2010
...a very nutritious fruit indeed.
ewdewald - May 6, 2010
Well, that went well.
Oh, and it’s a tie between Mai Tais, Mango Margaritas, and Pina Coladas. I like my tropical fruit with alcohol.
eponymous_coward - May 6, 2010
I for one welcome our new clowns
Jeff Sullivan - May 6, 2010
Strawberries!
Robert - May 6, 2010
FUCK ALL OF THESE STUPID CUNTS I HATE THEM AND I HATE THIS TEAM AND I HATE THE SEATTLE MARINERS
GO PIRATES OR OR NATS OR WHATEVER
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
.
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
FUCK ALL OF YOU
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
IN THE EAR WITH A THOROUGHBRED'S DICK
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
BY YOU I MEAN YOU, DON WAKAMATSU
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
AND YOU, JACK ZDURIENCIK
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
YES, EVEN YOU
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
FUCK YOU YOU BALD FATTIE
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
LOL FELIX IS CALLING LOL
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
MIKE SWEENEY IS ON THIS TEAM
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
KEN GRIFFEY JR IS ON THIS TEAM
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
ALL OF IT
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
DIE
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
IN
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
A
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
FIRE
Aaron Campeau - May 6, 2010
Hey buddy!
How’s it goin’?
kevin_ess - May 6, 2010
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