For some unspecified but presumably significant amount of time, through the beginning of April 2010, Ken Griffey Jr drank a ton of soda, topping out at an admitted 10-12 helpings a day.
Since the beginning of April 2010, Ken Griffey Jr has quit soda cold turkey.
This juice and water bullshit isn't helping you, Junior. Get back on the fizz.
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This graph just reinforces the fact that you can't argue with science.
pdb - May 7, 2010
I was thinking of doing something like this yesterday :(
JY - May 7, 2010
Numbers don't lie Griffey.
E-Lizz - May 7, 2010
That's just science.
SethGrandpa - May 7, 2010
Griffey obviously needs to get off the juice
ungoreatstefan - May 7, 2010
There's this voice inside me
saying “Post hoc ergo propter hoc is a logical fallacy!” and I’m like “Dude, it’s a joke,” and he’s like “I don’t care! It’s a logical fallacy!” and I’m like “Dude, seriously, shut up, you’re ruining the joke for me,” and he’s like, “Logical fallacy!”
I guess what I’m saying is, I hate my brain.
RunningFool - May 7, 2010
I recommend beer.
JY - May 7, 2010
Sometimes this makes it worse
Edgar for Pres - May 7, 2010
ME BEER
Coach Owens - May 7, 2010
Stay classy, Coach.
JY - May 7, 2010
Hey, a graph on LL I understand. This stat stuff is cake.
wazzu93 - May 7, 2010 via mobile
Did Poochie draw this graph for you, Jeff?
wyte_lightning - May 7, 2010
I have elected to make a minor edit
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2010
Why is there one and a half Griffey heads for none?
Sir this graph is not mathmatically correct! I demand you cease and desist the production of such absurd literature.
JeffJ254 - May 7, 2010
Jeff, I think your graph would be much better if one axis was "Soda" and the other was "Pop"
perfectstrat - May 7, 2010
Aw man
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2010
NO WINNING AND NO SODA MAKE GRIFFEY SOMETHING SOMETHING
Ichiro: Muchū ni naru (Go Crazy)?
Griffey: DON’T MIND IF I DO!
SeaKoala - May 7, 2010
Last night all I could think about was running down the aisle to deliver griffey a grape soda popeye style.
zachw10 - May 8, 2010
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