Once they get scored on, they seem to completely lose all cohesion and go for the punt-and-pray approach, which is what frustrates the hell out of me. AND Fucito got put on IR (or whatever it’s called). GOD! FUCK! SHIT!
I am in some other country where I don’t need to use a proxy to see a home game and it still doesn’t work. Fuck you greatly. gameday is shittier than I remember. waiting patiently for in play *(runs) but would rather watch. why do you suck?
I HOPE YOU GO HOME TONIGHT AND FIND YOUR WIFE FUCKING A LARGE BLACK EX-CON AND TRY TO INTERVENE AT WHICH POINT HE ATTACKS AND RIPS YOUR PENIS OFF AND THEN YOUR WIFE GETS PREGNANT AND YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN AND YOU ARE EATEN ALIVE BY MONGEESE
Don't worry guys! I am sure that Mike Sweeney will save the day
with his grit and clubhouse influence!
He’s such a nice guy and such a great clubhouse chemistry influence that the ball will literally become bewitched by him and land for a game winning hit. Probably with the bases loaded.
…just close the book on the season. And don’t open it again. Sell your tickets, get a refund on your MLB.TV subscription even though that’s totally not possible, and then contemplate suicide. A team that bats Mike Sweeney in high leverage situations just doesn’t want to win enough.
This team isn’t realistically going to trade Lee now, and if you didn’t feel like trading Lee was a good idea 3 or 4 games ago, you shouldn’t feel like trading him now.
in losing this game and the slight glimmer that it gets Sweeney dropped than there is winning it at this point. This team is so broken that wins with the current roster don’t really serve us that well.
I was pleased with the effort the guys gave- they never stopped fighting. Sweeney had a nice long at bat, and hit the ball hard, so we’re moving him up to the clean-up spot tomorrow. Rob Johnson was just great, he really showed what an athlete he was getting that pop-up, so we’ll start him tomorrow too- hitting third. I’m not worried, we have a belief system.
The time has come to give Barry Bonds a telephone call.
The fucking umpires are already trying to shit us up as much as they can because of Bradley or because the M’s were preseason favorites and the powers that be dont want that.
Adding the hated BB would make no more trouble for us and at least Barry, even a Barry who hasn’t seen active play in 3 or 4 years and is probably close to 50 or something, could probably hit better than any Mariner now not named Ichiro or Gutierrez.
Don’t you have a ground ball to not field that an average third basemen scoops up while you flail away as Elvis Andrus saves your ass by making a play that would make God himself fist pump?
Started on 4Chat, as usual. The idea is that someone with an abnormally small penis and adequacy issues comes to a blog, website or forum and types in #6org. Kind of like “Hai” for “Hi,” the number 6 is short for “Sex.” The “ORG” is:
Orgasms
Really
Gayly.
The # symbol is because of Twitter. Like: #Sex, and then “O-R-G.” So basically, the meme is that the user with the small penis advertises that he has really gay orgasms. I know it’s pretty stupid, but it’s kind of like those flashers that run into alleys and then open their trench coat to reveal their swollen member and then runs away. Just ignore it.
I was watching at work and I said all Mike Sweeney needs to do is not swing and we’ll win. Once LA scored that run, I just sat there watching, knowing we weren’t going to win. I really do want to cry at this point.
At first I was thinking it was bizarre that the entire crowd had gotten in on it. It was terrifying. Then I heard the song playing at the same time and I was less unnerved.
It still ultimately sounded like the crowd was trying to summon something from beyond.
Oh snap!
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
So Jeff lied to us.
Here is a second thread.
harkening - May 8, 2010
I thought there wasn't going to be a new thread tonight?
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Guti time!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Sex bomb?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
GUTI! GUTI!
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GOOOO GUTI!
micky D - May 8, 2010
Don't say that!!!
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
DO IT GUTI!
FINISH THEM!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
That fucker Jeff lied to us
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
If that doesn't hit Kotchman, we would have actually had the lead
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
I think Napoli blocks it
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
I think Rob Johnson is on third base.
harkening - May 8, 2010
That too
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Teehee...
ghostofErikThompson - May 8, 2010
FAKEOUT!
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Good stuff, sir.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Nice fake.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Hahaha you're amazing
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Flagging as inappropriate
Weapon of mass destruction. Will cause too many people to die of laughter.
Zonis - May 8, 2010
Amazing
Goose - May 9, 2010
I thought we weren't getting fresh sheets today.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Thanks Matthew, and I thought you wanted to win this.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Losing is better for the writing material.
JY - May 8, 2010
Please Guti.
THIS IS YOUR PITCH!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
And your Bitch.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Have an approach, Guti.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
NOT A STRIKE!
harkening - May 8, 2010
The first pitch wasn't a ball.
JY - May 8, 2010
Oooooh. I get it. Walk him to get to Loafie.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Way to suck ump!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
That's ball 4 but oh well Guti is better than Loafie
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Pitch 1 was also strike 1 so I'm not complaining.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Damn.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Okay, maybe he did go.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
D'awwwwww
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Son of a bitch.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
fjmghjkjnhljujuerilΩßjdfxj,
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
So I have no idea how I made the Greek letters.
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
HAHA.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I was gonna ask...
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Anger seemed to do the trick.
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
µ
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Fuck.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Does that strikeout erase RJ's having done something right?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
RJ already has a huge suck deficit to deal with so, I don't know.
the other side - May 8, 2010
HEY FUCK HOME PLATE UMPIRES WHO THINK THEY CAN FUCKING MAKE THAT CALL
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF HE DID GO THAT PISSES ME OFF
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
God damnit Guti.
Should of been on 1B anyway. Garbage.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Uh
Alto - May 8, 2010
Turn down the suck please.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Fucking shit.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Another case of umpire fucking us over
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Gave a strike, took away a strike.
I see it as even.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Lower part of the zone has not been called all day
Can’t say the same about pitch #4.
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
That was a swing
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
I was talking about pitch #4
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Pitch 1 wasn't a ball.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
The location of pitch 1 was called a ball all day long
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Cripes.
JY - May 8, 2010
dammitdammitdammit.
msb - May 8, 2010
I wonder if Eric Byrnes ever says
“We can never go back to Arizona”
Dgood - May 8, 2010
You know what I like?
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
He can say whatever he wants while playing slow pitch softball.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Wow Gill Meche.
Complete game, 7 WALKS?
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Gil*
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
This just in: Gil Meche isn't that good.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Someone should tell people about this.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Trust The Process.
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Funny thing is between 2006 and 2009,
Meche had a cumulative WAR of 13.2. Two seasons of 4+ wins (one at 5.0!). What the fuck?
harkening - May 8, 2010
I don't know about lately but Gil Meche was pretty good
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
I love how Fister kept rubbing Wilson's head.
MFAN - May 8, 2010
Dave Niehaus calles Sims David. I like that, keeps it straight in print
Plus typing Niehaus sucks
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
David Aardsma has a long head.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Gross.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
So you've seen the pictures?
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
*Groan*
the other side - May 8, 2010
That was NASTY.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
K!
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
SPLITTER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
About fucking time.
the other side - May 8, 2010
That was a beauty.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Wow that was nasty
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Sit DOOOWWWN
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
It must be pretty disconcerting going from facing 7 innings of Doug Fister to Brandon League.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
At least they know why they can't hit the fucking ball.
Fister has to be frustrating.
the other side - May 8, 2010
I would kind of like it if they scored so we could walkoff versus Fuentes.
Then again, that would make me very nervous, so just score some damn runs Mariners.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Brandon League: Win Vulture
Coming this fall on NBC.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
I'd watch it.
the other side - May 8, 2010
So would I. One of the Mariners needs a reality show.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Milton would be fantastic.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Byrnes had one!
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
That is not a win vulture.
Win vultures come in, let inherited runners score so that the starter gets the no decision, and then pick up the win themselves.
JY - May 8, 2010
Wouldn't it be fantastic if he lead the team in wins all year?
Cantu Easley Winn - May 8, 2010
He is my second (maybe third) favourite pitcher on the team so I'd be fine with that.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I would love a walk off.
What a way to pump up a team who’s lost seven straight
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
It will be Langerhans
He was the king last year of walk off hrs
Dgood - May 8, 2010
GRIFFBOMB!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
This would pump them up
And be hilarious.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Agreed!
I’ll take the win in the 8th if they can get it, though.
MFAN - May 8, 2010
Holy shite, for the first time in a long time this feels like a good baseball game instead of a losing battle of wrist arterials and razorblades.
wazzu93 - May 8, 2010 via mobile
Holy Shite indeed.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Lofie speeeeeed
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
LOAFIE!
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
LOAFIE IS....... SAFE!!!
micky D - May 8, 2010
LOAFIE!
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
that was cool
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Doily!
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Loafie with an infield hit haha.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Frandsen was close to becoming my least favorite Angel
Stormton - May 8, 2010
But there are so many to choose from
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
That'a boy Loafie!
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
What the fuck?
micky D - May 8, 2010
Wait what the fuck?!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
what you said
Dgood - May 8, 2010
GAHHHH
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
What...?
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
What?
MFAN - May 8, 2010
What the fuck?
harkening - May 8, 2010
OH MY GOD
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
WHAT???????
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
Uhhh...
Foul?
schismatix - May 8, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Mr. 6-4-3 coming up though
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
FFUCKING HELL
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
What?
ignacio - May 8, 2010
God, you suck Loafie
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
What the FUCK?
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Goddamn it.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Oh for fuck's sake
Alto - May 8, 2010
OH god damnit. Hit his fucking bat.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
You cocksmith.
kschimke - May 8, 2010
God still hates us
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Lopez ran all that way for nothing.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
This would happen to us.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Sween bomb?
micky D - May 8, 2010
sweeny HR on a 3-1 count
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Great try.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
way to ruin it already mike by swinging so much
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Already Impossible.
YOu should know Sweeney isn’t that patient.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
That would mean there's going to be 3 pitches he DOESN'T swing at.
Impossible.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Lopez is clumsy
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Gameday broke so something interesting must have happened.
JY - May 8, 2010
Lopez hit the ball twice.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
Stupid fuck.
the other side - May 8, 2010
How.
JY - May 8, 2010
Chopped off the plate, as he followed through, the ball connected with the end of his bat.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Was it like...
this?
JY - May 8, 2010
If only Loafie had that much talent at anything.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Former M's farmhand!
JY - May 8, 2010
Prentice Redman!
Wooo
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Why is it compulsive to guess before looking
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
This is crazy!
I thought the video kept skipping.
schismatix - May 8, 2010
He hit it, and then it bounced up off his outstretched bat on the follow through.
Nobody realized it and so initially it looked like an infield hit until the plate umpire called it back.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
Not sure why the ump decided to wait until well after the play was over to call it.
Seems like a dick move.
schismatix - May 8, 2010
With the same swing.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Talent right there.
krb - May 8, 2010
It's a long, semi-interesting story.
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
It sounds like we found a new way to cock things up.
JY - May 8, 2010
Yeah, I hate him so much right now
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Loafie hit the ball a 2nd time with his followthrough.
Correctly called a foul ball.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Once in a little league game I swung waaaaaaaaaay early and missed but I still hit the ball on my followthrough.
The Third baseman was too busy laughing to field it so I got a single.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Dude you deserve a single on that.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Well then.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Oh, look, Sweeney still sucks.
Order is restored to the universe.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Can't say I didn't see that coming
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
MIKE SWEENEY: STILL A USELESS CUNT
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Hey, no need to fling insults. He's a good guy. He just sucks horribly
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
FUCK MIKE SWEENEY
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I don't think that's necessary. He did tie the ballgame.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
I'm pretty sure that was his 1st extra-base hit of the year.
He’s still completely terrible.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Still useless.
harkening - May 8, 2010
I GUESS THAT MAKES UP FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON THEN
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I'm not saying it does. But I'm not for being harsh to people.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Shit, you'd better not look downthread then.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
THIS COMMENT WASN'T NEARLY STRONG ENOUGH
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
There it is Sweendog.
the other side - May 8, 2010
when is the last time we hit a hr? Guit?
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Yes
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Yes indeed.
harkening - May 8, 2010
At least when we lose this won't be the most depressing sporting event of the day
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Hooray Sounders!
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
,
Robert - May 8, 2010
Miguel Montano will save us all!
Nick S - May 8, 2010
I realized that part of the magic of soccer is that even though we fall on our face in league play we still have two trophies to care about.
Robert - May 8, 2010
Yeah I definitely had to look at all my pictures of the US Open Cup final when I got home to cheer me up
Nick S - May 8, 2010
HOW DO YOU GIVE UP 3 GOALS IN 20 FUCKING MINUTES
Robert - May 8, 2010
Hey, Arsenal did it in ten.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
It was a fucking terrible match. The first one I attended too.
:(
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
THEY WERE SO BAD
Robert - May 8, 2010
They were in control for, what, the first 20ish minutes?
BUT COULDN’T PUT THE GODDAMN BALL IN THE BACK OF THE NET!!! AGAIN!! They’re nearly as frustrating as the Mariner’s now.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
At this point the Sounders offense frustrates me about nine billion times more than the Mariners
Robert - May 8, 2010
Then why are you here?
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
Muscle memory
Robert - May 8, 2010
At least the Mariners can look to San Francisco and hope.
In comparison the Sounders can’t seem to get a break or put things together.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Their midfield passing is absolutely terrible.
Once they get scored on, they seem to completely lose all cohesion and go for the punt-and-pray approach, which is what frustrates the hell out of me. AND Fucito got put on IR (or whatever it’s called). GOD! FUCK! SHIT!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
There's another place and time for this.
Like Here
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
There is nothing wrong with talking about it here.
Robert - May 8, 2010
No, but
it’s a shameless attempt to promote another SBNation site for non-Mariner’s discussion.
Not sure if that is against the rules on this board. Please let me know if it is.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
At this point the Sounders and the Mariners are basically the same team so it's no big thing
Nick S - May 8, 2010
SEA!
HAWKS!
Robert - May 8, 2010
ME!
BANE!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
I interviewed Sean Locklear two weeks ago
Sean Locklear is like two person’s worth of person
Nick S - May 8, 2010
If you ever interview him again tell him that the second he signs with another team I will kill him for the offensive holding call in the SB.
Robert - May 8, 2010
This is a perfect time and place for it.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Lagerhans BB number 3.
I’m calling it.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Yeah but then Josh Wilson is up. So who cares?
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
The closer we get to Ich in the 9th, the better.
micky D - May 8, 2010
And RoboRob.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Designated Out
Grady Clapp - May 8, 2010 via mobile
Langerhans!
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Way to go Ex-Angels.
0-6.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Josh Wilson's first hit of the season will be a homerun. I'm calling it.
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
If he can hit one off CC Sabathia he can hit one off this fool!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
I wish we could pinch hit saunders
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Technically, we could. Sure, why not?
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
And his first pitch is a fastball dead center.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Holy smokes!
micky D - May 8, 2010
Wow
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
WOW
ANNOYING RUN MAYBE?
w00tah - May 8, 2010
Doily!
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
"LOOK AT THE ENGLISH"
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Well, we are lovely.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Lucky bounce!
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alto - May 8, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
I don't have a tv to watch.
What happened?
katal - May 8, 2010
Soft liner to the right side kicked off the dirt and turned left as Kendrick went right.
He tried to reverse his momentum and fell over as the ball squirted into the shallow outfield.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Ha!
Thanks.
katal - May 8, 2010
heh
squirt
Robert - May 8, 2010
Ball hit the ground in front of Kendrick, bounced in a different direction to what it should've.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Josh Wilson broke physics
Nick S - May 8, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA Holy shit!
YOU SEE THE FUCKING MOVEMENT ON THAT BALL?!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Wha...?
rickpo - May 8, 2010
OK!
MFAN - May 8, 2010
If Simon Cowell suddenly became a Mariners fan and started posting here.
I wonder what he would say.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Something not dissimilar to what I just said about Mike Sweeney.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I've never seen a ball do that before
once again cool
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Grif pinch hit?
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Please....no.
the other side - May 8, 2010
The fat fuck is annoyed.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
What the fuck was that?!??!
AWESOME!!!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Anna Kendrick could've fielded that
Hotly, too
Grady Clapp - May 8, 2010 via mobile
Magic!
ignacio - May 8, 2010
Wilson totally meant to do that
Nick S - May 8, 2010
50 line drives go right to the third basemen.
That shit gets through.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
COME ON..... ROB JOHNSON.....!
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
WOOO!!
A taste of their own medicine!
ep32 - May 8, 2010
Oh my god DA.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
PLEASE ROB!!!!!!!!!!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
WALK!
stredarts - May 8, 2010
Yeah he's going to strike out
You can always tell
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Because he's at bat?
harkening - May 8, 2010
He walks too sometimes
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Wish I wasn't right all the time
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Dammit Griffin.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
i'm back from dinner. its late as fuck in chile
go rob johnson. don’t suck. woooooooooooooo.
Astrobiology - May 8, 2010
Please use proper capitalisation
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
The shift key on this laptop is basically fucked
also, rob johnson can lick my donkey sack.
Astrobiology - May 8, 2010
i'll give johnson full redemption for everything if he belts a 3run hr
Dgood - May 8, 2010
I won't
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Here it comes
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Oh dear. I'm nervous.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
At least we'll start the inning with Ichiro.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Passed ball perhaps?
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Josh scaring me just running for no reason!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
He laid off the slider!
Small victory!
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
FUCK! Our catchers SUCK.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
FUCKKKK.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Rob Johnson.
Professional out.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
Thanks Rob!
Alto - May 8, 2010
I didn't see that coming.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Damn it.
Way to mess with us Rob.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
ROB JOHNSON: STILL A USELESS CUNT
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I'd argue he adds negative value
JLC - May 8, 2010
Reaffirmed!
Bicycle Rider - May 8, 2010
Look on the bright side.
Ichiro can go for the walk off
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Not if the Angels score.
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
Aww nuts.
Walk-off time.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Boy, I'd hate to actually capitalize on a bounce like that.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
we can't that's the angel's style
Dgood - May 8, 2010
That was particualrly lame.
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
Oh God, Aardsma time.
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
It's ok. Top of the order next inning.
Right guys? Right?
stredarts - May 8, 2010
Ichiro single, strike out, strike out, Guti double for the win!
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
You mean Ichiro and "others"
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO HAVE A JOE MAUER!!!!!
Yes :(
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
I'd settle for a Kenji Johjima now
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Heck I'd settle for Gregg Zaun
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
I've been missing Jamie Burke just a little
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Pat Borders!
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Kenji is not settling.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Dan Wilson was the fucking man
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
I almost forgot it was the Mariners but fortunately Rob Johnson was happy to remind me
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Ichiro infield hit. Figgins walk off double to left-center -- I'm calling it now!
chotz - May 8, 2010
Figgins can't hit shit.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Ichiro infield single, Giggy walk, Kotch walk, Guti slam.
Calling it.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Figgy*
micky D - May 8, 2010
Giggy?
harkening - May 8, 2010
Oh god damn. Aardsma.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
aardsma should only be allowed to pitch in close games at safeco.
Dgood - May 8, 2010
It's really depressing that a person like Rob Johnson literally has to hit against ML pitchers in key situations.
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Here comes the DA.
Long time no see.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Fuck you Jose Lopez
Robert - May 8, 2010
I think Saunders will finally hit his first ML HR tonight.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
That's not Mariners baseball
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
Wak doesn't pinch hit.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Of course Aardsma.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
DA :(
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Rob should be in the...
Lookout Landing Center For Kids Who Can’t Hit Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
the other side - May 8, 2010
I had never seen a single Zoolander reference on LL before, but I've seen like 3 in the last 3 days
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Orange Mocha Frappucino!
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
A surprisingly tasty drink.
harkening - May 8, 2010
I've dropped a ton of them.
Robert - May 8, 2010
I've made one or two.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Ruh-ohz.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Oh Christ
2 fastballs right down the heart of the plate
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
And the Aardsma game blowout begins!
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
That ball was hit way too hard for my liking.
Please don’t give up another run Aardsma.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
GAME TERRIFYING
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
It's not David Aardsma without men on base!
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I hope David Aardsma walks in on his wife pleasuring a very unconvincing shemale.
Robert - May 8, 2010
I hope he walks in on his wife nailing Mike Sweeney.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Then kills them both before turning the gun on himself.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I said unconvincing.
Robert - May 8, 2010
Vargas?
MFAN - May 8, 2010
This was my first thought as well.
schismatix - May 8, 2010
This is interesting to think about
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Ugh.
I’d hope for a walkoff HR, but, uh….
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
At least the top of our order is coming up.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Please refer to above comment.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/5/8/1464184/5-8-open-game-thread-part-2#37093422
harkening - May 8, 2010
Splitter please
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Why is League not out there still?
I just don’t understand Wak.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
DON'T LET THEM DOILY
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
since we don't have a lead does this mean League is our closer now?
That would be a small victory
Dgood - May 8, 2010
This is why we don't have nice things
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Get it together Aardsma.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Fuck...
micky D - May 8, 2010
God dammit Aardsma
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
I hate David Aardsma
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Who is Michael Ryan?
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
DP possibility restored!
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
I wanted Willitts to run.
Just so Ichiro would throw him out.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Rob Johnson would probably have dropped the perfect throw.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Awwww Hamburgers...
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
The only guy DA got out got himself out on purpose.
rickpo - May 8, 2010
Time for Kevin Frandsen to crush our hopes with his 4th hit of the night
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Frandsen up. Awesome.
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
And here is Frandsen who is of course called up tonight and 3-3.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
I fucking hate David Aardsma.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Of course it's going to be Kevin Fucking Fransden.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Painful
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
Use the...oh it's not even worth it.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Remember to use the subject line.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Haven't seen a deep fly yet.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
weeeeeee!
Zonis - May 8, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Beauty
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
1.000 batting average!
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
God damn.
I might of gone for the DP there though …
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Rob didn't drop the ball!!!
Amazing.
schismatix - May 8, 2010
HAHAHA!!!
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
Thank you Jose Lopez.
Now please take care of Aybar, David.
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
YES
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
ROB JOHNSON CAUGHT IT AND TAGGED HIM OUT!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Can Rob Johnson do no wrong this game?
(or is that wishful thinking?)
Zonis - May 8, 2010
He struck out with the go ahead run at third.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Aside from striking out in the last inning?
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Grit & Hustle!
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
AWESOME
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Thank you Kevin.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Prob could have gotten a GIDP though
end of inning
Zonis - May 8, 2010
Oh sweet potato
Alto - May 8, 2010
Now we're playing Mariner baseball!
Oh, that was the Angels.
rickpo - May 8, 2010
Had to have that.
Got it. Just business.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Anybody think he should have tried for 2?
Personally I think he made the right move.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
I kind of want to make fun of the picture of Rob Johnson and his mother on the M's homepage.
But that just doesn’t seem right
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
"Thanks for driving to the prom, mom"
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
You mean,
“Thanks for going with me to prom, mom”
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Is Langerhans due up?
the other side - May 8, 2010
No. Top of the order.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Chones due for a dinger...
the other side - May 8, 2010
League threw TEN pitches in the 8th.
I just don’t understand why Wak would put Aardsma out there.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
To be fair, League did pitch yesterday.
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Ah forgot about that.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO WIN IT IN THE NINTH!
High five!….
ANYONE
JY - May 8, 2010
BRO FIVE
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
LET'S DO THIS THING
JY - May 8, 2010
*smack*
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
*doesn't leave you hanging*
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I'VE GOT YOU TOO DAWG
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
*Chest bump*
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Johnson blocked a ball!
Zonis - May 8, 2010
HE BLOCKED A PITCH!
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Wow, Robby stopped it.
micky D - May 8, 2010
Rob blocked a ball!
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
ROB BLOCKED THE BALL I'M SO PROUD!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
on defense he doesn't look like rob johnson so far today
Dgood - May 8, 2010
To the Bottom of the 9th!
Zonis - May 8, 2010
Momentum!
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
PLAYOFFS!!!!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Success!
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Fucking heart attack Aardsma.
PLEASE WALK OFF. PLEASE!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Oh thank fucking God
LET’S DO THIS SHIT
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
.
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
Every single damn outing.
the other side - May 8, 2010
You're lucky Graham isn't present
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
WOOOOOOOOO
NOW WALK THE FUCK OFF
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
I told Aardsma to get it together and he did.
Ain’t I motivational?
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Wow did we get lucky as shit in that inning.
JLC - May 8, 2010
WOW...NICE!!
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
Here comes the Ichibomb for the walkoff.
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Oh thank god.
I almost died.
Mothy - May 8, 2010
This still bothers you?
Robert - May 8, 2010
Amazing, we got out of that. Maybe this crap is over
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Ichi-walkoff!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Walk off Ichiro HR would be amazing
TWownsU - May 8, 2010
Holy shit. Has god decided we don't deserve punishment any more?
stredarts - May 8, 2010
anymore*
stredarts - May 8, 2010
No
Robert - May 8, 2010
Don't say that so early
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
The game isn't over yet.
Bicycle Rider - May 8, 2010
There is a difference between a loss and the shit we have been dealing with lately.
stredarts - May 8, 2010
Mostly, the fact that we didn't end that inning in embarrassment.
stredarts - May 8, 2010
Let's wait til we get a win
Stormton - May 8, 2010
Yeah, punishment is going to come slowly and painfully. Per usual.
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
IT'S WINNING TIME. LET'S GO.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 8, 2010
Ichiro, walk off. Please. Thank you.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I vote for Figgins
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
It's my 18th birthday tomorrow.
It sure would be nice to have a Mariners win tonight and tomorrow.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Torii Hunter is going to ruin your birthday.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
woo extra inning baseball...
will we set a record for most extra inning games in a season?
Dgood - May 8, 2010
The Angels are giving the game away
with Rodney pitching.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
TOUCH ME
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
I promise I won't press charges if you do.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
REGGIE WILLITS IS WHITE?!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
STILL WHITE!
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
What does Bill Simmons call it?
Reggie Cleveland All-Stars?
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Please tell us M's have hit bottom already.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
They have hit the bottom of the 9th.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Budde!
msb - May 8, 2010
Damnit. Rodney isn't horrible.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
He's horrible at $11M
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
Napoli Benched.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Trade!
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
He was pinch hit for ... of course he was.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Wait he was?
Maybe I need to pay more attention
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Haha yeah. Some guy named Michael Ryan hit the single to Ichiro instead of Napoli.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Man, Scoscia can be a retard sometimes
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Linkin Park's "What I've Done" on the PA.
Yeah, let something come and wash this shit away.
harkening - May 8, 2010
I remember when Jeff Clement homered against Rodney.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
I remember when Ichiro homered against Rivera.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Damn. Nevermind.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
If Ichiro walks Figgins is definitely going to bunt
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Aardsma pick?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
:(
Wak’s game management is so sad.
harkening - May 8, 2010
nice call
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
I'd be lovely to have Milton hitting somewhere this inning
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
In Kotchman's spot I would like.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Ichiro you beautiful bastard!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Figgy walk off time.
micky D - May 8, 2010
ICHIWALK
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
ICHI-WALK!!!!
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Ichi-walk!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
HERE WE GO
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
OKAY FIGGINS TIME TO DO SOMETHING
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
Ichi-walk!
Benne - May 8, 2010
ICHIWALK
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
I think Rodney's plan is to walk the bases full, knowing that will kill any chances of the Ms scoring a run.
msb - May 8, 2010
You know, I meant this as a joke.
msb - May 8, 2010
FIGGINS. TIME TO BECOME A MARINER.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Think about what you just said
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Based on how the offense is performing so far this year,
I think he’s about as Mariner as he can be.
schismatix - May 8, 2010
Baserunner!
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Don't get caught stealing!
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Just don't GIDP
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Nice shot of Aardsma picking his nose
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
OM NUM NUM NUM!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Keep workin on that boog Aardsma
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
walk!
I wonder if we can score ichiro from first by not swinging at anything this inning.
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
Their catcher isn't Rob Johnson.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
QUIT HITTING .190 AND GET A MOTHERFUCKING HIT FIGGINS
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Does Figgins bunt every time?
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
HELP MY TEAM IS BUNTING
JY - May 8, 2010
Dear mlb.tv
I am in some other country where I don’t need to use a proxy to see a home game and it still doesn’t work. Fuck you greatly. gameday is shittier than I remember. waiting patiently for in play *(runs) but would rather watch. why do you suck?
Astrobiology - May 8, 2010
Don't even try reasoning with it.
It doesn’t work. :(
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I WANT A FUCKING SUICIDE SQUEEZE TO WIN IT!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
That didn't work so well the last time we tried it.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Byrnes is no longer part of major league baseball
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Sent us into a 7 game tailspin.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Fitting how it should snap us out wouldn't it?
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
NOOOOOOOOOO!
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Win expectancy is above .500!
Nick S - May 8, 2010
First time since 2003!
Robert - May 8, 2010
Figgers Please :(
Robert - May 8, 2010
That'll do.
Benne - May 8, 2010
Okay, okay, this helps.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
1 out, ICHIRO on 2nd. KOTCH TIME!
micky D - May 8, 2010
Fucking PLEASE Casey.
STOP sucking.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
PRODUCTIVE OUT!
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
Guti's going to get his chance, and that makes me happy.
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Really? Bunt?
msb - May 8, 2010
I'll take it.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Niehaus sounds positively shocked that a Mariner is in a big slump.
Benne - May 8, 2010
Kind of sounded like his exasperated voice
But I didn’t have a good ear on the radio for all of that buildup.
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Figgins should walk in to Hypnotize instead of Griffey
Just dub over biggie biggie biggie with figgie
Dgood - May 8, 2010
I was thinking this earlier.
JY - May 8, 2010
Isn't the Getting Jiggy With It dubbed over as getting Figgy with it?
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Also Griffey shoudl walk into Ice Cube's "You can do it"
Dgood - May 8, 2010
EVERYBODY TURN ON YOUR RALLY CAPS
Nick S - May 8, 2010
SDRAWKCAB OOT
kschimke - May 8, 2010
God dammit!
harkening - May 8, 2010
God damnit.
Ex-angels are fucking worthless.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
GO GO GUTI
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
OH GOD GUTI PLEASE WIN THIS.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Guti PLEASE
Alto - May 8, 2010
FUCKING DO IT GUTI!!!
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Please, Guti, please...
harkening - May 8, 2010
Did that bunt have a negative run value?
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
-1.1%
JY - May 8, 2010
GOD
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
That assumes Figgins isn't terrible.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Fuck.
GO GUTZ!
Benne - May 8, 2010
Hey sexy
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Suicide aqueeze?!?!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Squeeze.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Christ Kotchman
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
Please do it Guti. This city needs you so bad right now.
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Please Guti?
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
C'mon Guti, fulfill your destiny!
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Where's my facepalm pic when I need it?
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Please deliver a sexy time victory for us Guti
TWownsU - May 8, 2010
Franklin Franklin!
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
GUTI PLEASE!!!
micky D - May 8, 2010
Huh. They're going to pitch to Guti.
JLC - May 8, 2010
PLEASE GUTI PLEASE.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Fake-bunt!
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
I'm preparing myself for the worst right now.
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
I'm just going to cry if we don't win here.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
WILD PITCH!
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Franklin Gutierrez!
Franklin Gutierrez!!!!!! Reward me for buying your jersey!
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
RRS bald?
w00tah - May 8, 2010
Shaved it yesterday.
harkening - May 8, 2010
He said last night he was going to shave his head.
Not sure why tho.
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
I AM UTTERLY CONFIDENT BECAUSE FRANKLIN IS TOO SEXY TO FAIL
Nick S - May 8, 2010
LOPEZ HOWEVER IS JUST SEXY ENOUGH TO FAIL
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Why pitch to Guti when you got Lopez behind em right Rodney?!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Unintentional/intentional walk
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
A Rob Johnson special by their catcher would be fun.
micky D - May 8, 2010
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
COME ON FRANKLIN
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALK!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
It's all up to Jose Lopez.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk.
harkening - May 8, 2010
MAKE HIM PAY LOAFIE
Benne - May 8, 2010
Ichiro should steal home!
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Steal home!
chotz - May 8, 2010
OH NO THEY KNEW LOPEZ WAS NEXT
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
DOWN TO YOU, LOAFIE
HERO MODE
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
That walk does not do anything for me.
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Sigh Lopez.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Well, it's Loafie time.
JY - May 8, 2010
Walked him anyway!
JLC - May 8, 2010
I hope they IBB Lopez to face Sweeney.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
I hope they don't
it’s the smart move
DMZ - May 8, 2010
Walkin him to get to the power guy
Big mistake
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
TIME FOR ANOTHER 12-PITCH AB
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
NOW I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
LOAFIE HERO MODE
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
LOPEZ, DON'T SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
C'mon Lopez!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
In fact, doesn't that lower our WE? Since now they've got the force at 2B
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Nope, guess not
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
C'mon Loafers.
micky D - May 8, 2010
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
GUITIIIII did you forgot who is after you?
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE
Benne - May 8, 2010
Please Lopez. This is the year 2009... You are getting veeeeery clutch~
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
A walk is useless! I wanted Guti!!!! Please don't kill this Loafie.
TWownsU - May 8, 2010
Loafie should know to take that pitch in ths shoulder.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Jose's gloves are distracting.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
MR. CLUTCH
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Take take take take take take
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
ANAL SCRAPINGS
chinn - May 8, 2010
CHINN!
BrianL - May 8, 2010
HE'S IN THE HOUSE!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
LOAFIE I'M NOT KIDDING I'M GONNA SHOVE YOUR BAT UP YOUR ASS
chinn - May 8, 2010
CANNOT. WATCH.
STILL. WATCHING.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
WE WIN!!!!!
No?
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
Undecided!
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Walk!!!!
Pinch hit Grifslam!
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Oh crap... If Loafie walks that means....
Sweendawg.
micky D - May 8, 2010
If Griffey does not pinch hit I will kill something cute and fuzzy.
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
BRB finding a kitten
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
No force at 2nd!
rickpo - May 8, 2010
Step in front of one you tubby Mexican
JLC - May 8, 2010
GAHHH. COME ON LOAFIE.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Well that was a good pitch
JLC - May 8, 2010
Fooled him BAD on the change-up.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
.
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
So do I!
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Good to know but I question its relevence.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
ROGER DORN!
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
You apparently aren't seeing what the rest of us are.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
It's Griffey time fellas
ep32 - May 8, 2010
Wow, he wasn't even close.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
If he grounds out softly on this pitch i will break somthing
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Please don't leave it up to Sweeney
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
If Sweeney doesn't get the walk off walk I'm gonna kill him
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Lopez. Do NOT walk. Do NOT!!!
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
SIT ON THE CHANGEUP
HE HAS NO FASTBALL COMMAND
JLC - May 8, 2010
NO COMMAND AT ALL
JLC - May 8, 2010
Do you take?
Or risk Sweeney?
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
I would love to see a walkoff balk here.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
That would be epic.
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
Oh god. Sweeney.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
I'd like to see a walk-off walk.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Impossible with Sweeney.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Hit by pitch.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Yes.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
I was just thinking this.
Please Sweeney, don’t swing until he proves he can throw a strike.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
5!
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Damn it.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benne - May 8, 2010
OH NO THEY KNEW SWEENEY WAS NEXT
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
1 closer to his goal!
Dgood - May 8, 2010
...Sweeney.
Extra innings!
harkening - May 8, 2010
OH GOD OH GOD.
SWEENEY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Come on. 3 fucking walks in the NINTH inning.
If we lose. I don’t fucking know.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
It's all up to Sweeney.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Extra innings!
chotz - May 8, 2010
TAKE
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Oh hell
Alto - May 8, 2010
Oh man
BE SELECTIVE SWEENEY
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
You watch Sweeney swings on the first pitch.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Second pitch.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
SWEENDOG TIME
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Another bases loaded opportunity for Mike Sweeney!
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Can we please have a lefty PH?
Like, say, Griffey?
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
SAUDNERS!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR WIFE AND OFFSPRING IF YOU FIRST PITCH SWING, SWEENEY
JLC - May 8, 2010
I was just about to say we could walk in the winning run...
but then I noticed Sweeney was up
micky D - May 8, 2010
WHERE IS GRIFFEY?!
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Are they chanting the riff to Seven Nation Army at Safeco?
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Yes.
Benne - May 8, 2010
Show the kids how it's done old man.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
FUCKING SWEENEY YOU DICKBURN
chinn - May 8, 2010
KEEP TAKING
BrianL - May 8, 2010
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
DO NOT SWING
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Fucking Sweeney....
If he gets a hit or walk Wak will claim he is useful, if he doesn’t we lose. Great.
kschimke - May 8, 2010
Well, not necessarily.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
C'mon Mike, hug one!!
JoDo - May 8, 2010
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE
Benne - May 8, 2010
Oh jeeze...
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Don't swing Sweenster DON"T SWING
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
Just be patient you SOB.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
SWEENDOG DON'T SWING
Alto - May 8, 2010
Ground out please.
Please don’t let Sweeney be the fucking hero.
Oh my, he took a ball. Amazing.
dice_tumbler - May 8, 2010
You'd rather Sweeney fail than the M's get out of this shit?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
GOD.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Thought that was it.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
SWEENEY DO NOT TAKE THE FUCKING BAT OFF YOUR FUCKING SHOULDER UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NEVCESSARY
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Fucking Ump, don't you want to go home?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
OHHHHHHH
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
Aw
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Soooooooo close
TWownsU - May 8, 2010
THAT WAS FAIR
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
or not
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
DON'T FUCK UP SWEENEY
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
STOP SWINGING ASSHOLE
Alto - May 8, 2010
Asking Sweeney to walk is like asking a blind kid to read you a book.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Officially freaking out here.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
DAMMIT STOP SWINGING!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
ROBOTS!
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Sweeney getting his hacks in
Freneau - May 8, 2010
Come the fuck on Mike that was ON your hands.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
This is bad.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
He's going to strike out
JLC - May 8, 2010
I'll give 5 dollars to a random person
If Sweendog hits a grandslam
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
WALK-OFF HBP PLEASE
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Sweeney is going to strike out. Dang it.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
OH FUCK HE'S STRIKING OUT
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Dammit Sweeney that wasn't a strike
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
K time
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
DON'T SWING ASSMUNCH
chinn - May 8, 2010
Changeup, strike 3. Extra innings.
Not that that’s a tough call to make.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Oh fuck.
stredarts - May 8, 2010
Sweeney I won't hate you for a month.
SO SCORE THE FUCKING RUN!!
micky D - May 8, 2010
I already prepared myself mentally for extra innings loss. No worries. None at all...
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
THIS IS KILLING ME
Benne - May 8, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT OLD MAN?
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I can't believe he caught up to that!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Gonna K him on a change-up now.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Weeney...
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
STOP SWINGING
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
SWEENEY JUST GET FUCKING HBP OR SOMETHING
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Two strikes, Sweeney goes into free swing mode.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
You are fucking retard royalty, Sweeney
JLC - May 8, 2010
He could've walked in the fucking run by now
Alto - May 8, 2010
This is way more fun.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Woooosaaaa~ Woooosaaaaaaaaaa
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Switch batters. Right fucking now. Switch fucking batters you nancy
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
I like edgy Kermit.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
I can't even carry Chinns bags
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
But Sweeneynaise is going to get a base hit
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Sike!
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Tease
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Are you kidding?
You’re getting sextras!
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Pour another pint, we're going to extras
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
On it
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
STOP FOULING SHIT OFF YOU FUCK
Benne - May 8, 2010
I'm about to be so mad at you Sweeney
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Holy shit lay off the inside fastballs
JLC - May 8, 2010
Rodney nearly hit Guti and Lopez with that pitch
JLC - May 8, 2010
LIKE 7 MOTHERFUCKING TIMES OR SOME SHIT
JLC - May 8, 2010
I'm trying to figure out how Sweeney was ever good
Was he always this stupid at the plate?
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
YOU FUCKING LOGJAM
chinn - May 8, 2010
Shoulda walked in the run by now....
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
None of these pitches have been strikes.
JY - May 8, 2010
Fact!
harkening - May 8, 2010
It could've been like ball 7 by now
Alto - May 8, 2010
A season-ending HBP would be absolutely perfect here.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
There needs to be a like option
Because he just grounded out.
LeftArrow2 - May 8, 2010
YOU'RE JUST PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE
Benne - May 8, 2010
Good eye Sweeney.
Don’t swing at the pitch over your head.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Hey ball 2!
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Ball 6 according to gameday
Astrobiology - May 8, 2010
Thanks something.
JY - May 8, 2010
GAME SHOULD BE OVER.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Hooooooly shit
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Well this is about as intense as you can possibly get
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Alto - May 8, 2010
Here we go.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Can't believe he got that call
JLC - May 8, 2010
OH MY GOD THREE-TWO COUNT!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Wild pitch please.
stredarts - May 8, 2010
3-2 somehow
Freneau - May 8, 2010
TAKE TAKE TAKE
SethGrandpa - May 8, 2010
He went.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Heart attack in 3... 2...
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
WALK
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
shpadoinkle
Dgood - May 8, 2010
HERE WE GO!!!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOU SWEENEY!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
HOLY SHIT
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
THAT'S HOW HIS BACK GETS HURT
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Hah, bet he k's on ball 4.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Walk 'im in!
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
I almost chimped out on that check swing.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
Fuck it.
Chimping out.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
UN FUCKING BELIEVEABLE.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
SEXTRAS!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Benne - May 8, 2010
MOTHERUCKGJKDLLLLLLLLSFJLDKJF ALKJDLASJFIEOJ OIJNOKFIEONIEE
Benne - May 8, 2010
KIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Benne - May 8, 2010
Fuck Mike Sweeney!
harkening - May 8, 2010
GOD DAMMIT!
harkening - May 8, 2010
FUCK EVERYTHING
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
This will take several hours.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
DAMMIT
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
YOU FUCKING ASSJAM
chinn - May 8, 2010
HATE HATE HATE
SethGrandpa - May 8, 2010
MIKE MOTHERFUCKING SWEENEY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Alto - May 8, 2010
SWEENEY IS A COCKTEASE
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
You utter utter cunt
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
DAMMIT ALL
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
EXTRAS!!!
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Piece of shit.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
DAMNIT MIKE FUCKING SWEENEY!!
micky D - May 8, 2010
Perfect
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
YOU'RE NOT GOOD RODNEY
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Whatever, should've been a strikeout, but same either way
JLC - May 8, 2010
HAHAHA EXTRAZZ~~~
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Rodney realized "oh wait, I'm facing Mike Sweeney."
“I’ll just throw it down the middle and he’ll ground out.”
DMZ - May 8, 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
YOU STUPID COCKFACE
I HOPE SOMEONE GROUNDS GLASS INTO YOUR APPLESAUCE AND GERITOL
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Sweeney kicked a paper cup!
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Please tell me he broke his toe on it.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Well, who comes out of the bullpen now?
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
I was about to say, "he's going to take, it's going to be a strike, and we're going to cry"
JY - May 8, 2010
In his defense, the last pitch was a strike.
Too bad he didn’t get a fucking hit.
Maybe 2 pints are needed.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
But that was the only one of this AB
Schuxu - May 8, 2010
Having the pitch be a strike isn't a defense.
Hitters hit strikes.
SethGrandpa - May 8, 2010
Time to crack into a new sixer.
Mariner’s baseball!
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
DFA CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
I never thought i would be so mad the Wak didn't pinch hit Griffey.
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
CHIMP OUT!
w00tah - May 8, 2010
Wak is Japanese.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Just when I thought the Angels were going to revert back to being as bad as the Ms....
msb - May 8, 2010
After ALL THAT.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
All That was amazing.
I miss Keenan & Kel.
harkening - May 8, 2010
My favorite old school Nick show was Are You Afraid of the Dark.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Also an amazing show!
harkening - May 8, 2010
I have the first three season on DVD
Best gift I have ever received.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Old school? Try Hey Dude.
Ben Stiller’s wife when she was young. Rawr.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Who loves orange soda
Junior loves orange soda
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Is it true?
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Thing to look forward to:
Extras with Langersex in the lineup!
harkening - May 8, 2010
That Figgins sacrifice was what killed this inning
rickpo - May 8, 2010
Mike Sweeney not being able to recognise a ball is what killed that inning.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
YOU FUCKING ANAL BEAD
chinn - May 8, 2010
Ball eight, Mariners fuck up again.
JY - May 8, 2010
No fucking shit.
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
FUCK YOU YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE YOU GO HOME TONIGHT AND FIND YOUR WIFE FUCKING A LARGE BLACK EX-CON AND TRY TO INTERVENE AT WHICH POINT HE ATTACKS AND RIPS YOUR PENIS OFF AND THEN YOUR WIFE GETS PREGNANT AND YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN AND YOU ARE EATEN ALIVE BY MONGEESE
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
Like he'll care what you say.
His hate mail stack must be overloaded by now.
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
wow
KthomasD - May 8, 2010
The part about mongeese really ties it all together. Well done
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
THIS COMMENT ISN'T NEARLY STRONG ENOUGH
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
You need to write a book.
katal - May 8, 2010
This should be Mike Sweeney's scouting report
Alto - May 8, 2010
That was so predictable. Only took 7 extra pitches.
TWownsU - May 8, 2010
No Mariner is allowed two clutch hits in the same game.
Which is why you should have fucking walked, Sweeney. FUCK.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
MIKE SWEENEY YOU HAVE PUSSY ASS
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
What exactly does this mean?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
If you have to ask, you don't want to know.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
I DONT KNOW
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
I heard his wife was hot back in the day
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Who's excited for bonus baseball!
Nick S - May 8, 2010
I am!
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
So how many of those pitches were actually strikes?
BrianL - May 8, 2010
none
MugOne - May 8, 2010
0? 1 maybe?
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
2
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
I think maybe 2.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
One.
And it was borderline.
harkening - May 8, 2010
MY HEMORRHOIDS
chinn - May 8, 2010
I think that last one was a strike
Probably the only one
JLC - May 8, 2010
I repeat...2
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Maybe 2.
ignacio - May 8, 2010
Aardrsma for a 2nd inning?
ignacio - May 8, 2010
That spells trouble. Although he hasn't pitched that much lately so.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Don't worry guys, this game is in the bag
JLC - May 8, 2010
Oh goody, more Aardsma.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Oh, oh no.
stredarts - May 8, 2010
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES HAS THAT FUCKING PRICK BEEN UP WITH THE FUCKING BASES FUCKING LOADED AND FUCKED IT UP?
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Just a heads up...
Torii Hunter HR incoming…
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
If Sweeney is not released I don't fucking understand this team.
That is the 2nd time he’s fucked us with bases loaded and it could of been a walk off.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
BUT HE HUGS PEOPLE!
So does Barney the goddamn dinosaur, and I wouldn’t fucking want him up with the bases loaded and two outs in the ninth, either.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
He doubled in the tying run.
There’s no way they’re releasing him.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
David Aardsma going wild heading into the heart of the order
I smell the end
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
FUCK YOU M"S
MY SHIFT BARELY WORKS BUT MY CAPS LOCK DOES.FUCK YOU I’M TIRED. ENTERTAIN ME
Astrobiology - May 8, 2010
Please Capitalize
wobbly wobbly - May 8, 2010
You picked a great time to leave the country.
appleshampoo - May 8, 2010
Rainiers also loaded the bases with no outs and have yet to score anyone.
Tui coming up….
JY - May 8, 2010
RUNS
JY - May 8, 2010
TUI!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Two RBI SINGLE. WOOOOO.
JY - May 8, 2010
Why can't we do that?
micky D - May 8, 2010
PUT IN SEAN WHITE!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Wait...I thought we wanted to win?
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
And let Sweeney off the hook?
I’m torn.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
WHY DO THE ANGELS GET THOSE KIND OF HITS AND NOT US!?!?!?!
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
They sacrifice better goats than we do
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Walk the world?
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
FUCK EVERYTHING
Benne - May 8, 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
I'm gonna go ahead and switch to gameday. This is not something I can handle watching at the moment.
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Bobby Abreu: Professional Hitter
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Game over. Awesome.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Sweeney tried doing the same thing and it went foul.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Sweeney isn't good like Abreu.
harkening - May 8, 2010
The Sweeney AB on Gameday, what an asshole
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
Don't bother with a graph, Jeff.
Just put this graphic up.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
FUCKINGN DICKBURGERS
chinn - May 8, 2010
I love Dick burgers.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Oh hey, me too!
Deluxe cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate shake…
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
YAY ANOTHER LOSS AT THE HANDS OF TORII HUNTER.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
I'M GOING OUT AND IM GONNA DO SO MUCH HEROIN AND FUCK SO MANY WHORES. FUCK THIS
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
You're lying
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
IM SO NOT
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
GOOD FOR YOU
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Remember, share needles and no condoms.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Or if you're really feeling adventurous... Share condoms and no needles.
chotz - May 8, 2010
IVE SNAPPED. IM A LOOSE CANON FOREVER NOW
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Should of got the Nikon
krb - May 8, 2010
I WANTED TO SHOOT HD VIDEO
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
It's hard to do both. Get some black market viagra, crystral meth and an online escort.
$350/hr
ignacio - May 8, 2010
TOO EXPENSIVE
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
SHIT ON A STICK
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
Oh that pretty splitter
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
TELL ME THAT WAS NOT SHAWN WHITE
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
OF COURSE IT WASN'T SHAWN WHITE
BUT WAS IT SEAN WHITE?
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
No, but he'd probably be better than Sean White.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Think it was Kelley.
MFAN - May 8, 2010
I'm not sure I've ever said Phew in a non-ironic way before...
Until Now.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
Just for further reference. Is there a big difference between Phew and Whew?
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
I have a really bad feeling about this.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Matsui over Morales.
Not sure…
harkening - May 8, 2010
Absolutely in every scenario.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Abreu moves fast for a lard ass
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
Int walking Morales to get to the World Series MVP. Riiiiiight
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Morales is the better hitter.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Morales is much better than Matsui
and performance in a 7 game span granted to him by his superior team in no way gives Matsui an advantage.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
I would. World seeries MVP means what exactly? He had a good gamr?
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Matsui's been a dangerous hitter for quite a while now. The difference between Morales and Matsui is not worth a int walk.
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
Good thing this isn't the 2009 World Series
Alto - May 8, 2010
Good point, very observant.
JLC - May 8, 2010
Have we lost this shit yet?
the other side - May 8, 2010
Soon
ScottBrowne - May 8, 2010
Be patient.
We’ll get there.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Gotta drag it out...
the other side - May 8, 2010
m's need a dp rite here
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
But he's only batting .241 with 4 HR's!
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Reply fail.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
No Sims, we have not been entertained. Not in the least.
Benne - May 8, 2010
One way or another this better be the last fucking inning.
I’m running out of alcohol.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
WHERE THE HELL WAS THAT?
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
GODDAMMIT NO!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Come the fuck on Ump.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Robots
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
What the fuck!?
harkening - May 8, 2010
That one must have missed too far to the middle
Nick S - May 8, 2010
So that was a strike
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
THAT BALL WAS RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
THEY'RE GOING TO WALK WITH THE BASES LOADED JUST TO SHOVE IT IN OUR FACES AREN'T THEY
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
I suspect the hearts of all the little leaguers in attendance are about to be broken
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
Hey I called it
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
I want robots. NOW!
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
BALL WTF BALL!
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Was that 4th pitch as good as gameday thinks?
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Yes it was right down the middle
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKE THREE!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
FUCK
Zonis - May 8, 2010
Goddamn it.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Yay.
We lost!
harkening - May 8, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Game over.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Shit.
I hope your happy Don.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Pitch four was not a strike and pitch five was.
JY - May 8, 2010
Pitch three: also not a strike, but pitch two was.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Wow. Just wow.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
8 IN A ROW!
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Meh.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFFERENT?!?!
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Thanks Sweeney.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
FUCKING MATSUI
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
I'm so sick of umpires. I'm so sick of Mike Sweeney. I'm so sick of Don Wakamatsu.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
FUCK YOU MIKE SWEENEY
FUCK YOU DAVID AARDSMA
FUCK YOU UMP
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
.......FUCK YOU MIKE SWEENEY
Alto - May 8, 2010
I hope Mike Sweeney gets anally violated by a porcupine.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Why do you hate pocupines?
the other side - May 8, 2010
at least it will end this inning
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Aw shoot.
JLC - May 8, 2010
Oh man we're going to have to score a run this inning
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
We're boned.
JY - May 8, 2010
I believe
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
.
Benne - May 8, 2010
I'm not gonna lie
I feel like breaking down and crying right now.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I have had this in my subject line since Ichiro's AB in the 9th:
Just waiting for the chance to hit post. And now this. I am going to cry.
harkening - May 8, 2010
I will too
This is horrible though. Jeeze.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A MILLION DECOMPOSING DICKS
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
DECOMPOSING DICKS WOULD BE EASIER TO SWALLOW
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
BUT WAY WEIRD TEXTURE
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
ASPHYXIATION BY CONFUSION
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
5.5 games back is really kind of a lot.
katal - May 8, 2010
Yes, yes it is.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Yeah, especially with our offense.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Thanks blue
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
call up all of our prospects and get rid of all the dead weight
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Please use proper capitalization in your future posts
JLC - May 8, 2010
NICE FUCKING JOB UMPIRE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT....WHAT THE-GAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
I can't take this. Call me fairweather, whatever.
I’m not watching tomorrow.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
GODDAMN COCKSUCKING UMPIRES! FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS!
Ahem, robots please.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Is it wrong that
I’m kinda hoping we lose so that there’s a very clear loss that can be directly attributed to Sweeney?
Dids - May 8, 2010
THATS THE SILVER LINING
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Already forgotten Lee's debut game?
I envy you.
Crystal for DH - May 8, 2010
Except he tied the game.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
BUT HE BATTLED
krb - May 8, 2010
So did Custer.
jwolf0 - May 8, 2010
Believe Big...
…losing streaks are going to happen all season.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
BURN THE TREE?
JY - May 8, 2010
TO THE ROOTS
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
THERE IS NO FLOOR
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Have we covered them all? Oh wait...
SWEENEY SUCKS
the other side - May 8, 2010
.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
There is that.
the other side - May 8, 2010
THEN CHOP DOWN THE TREE AND CUT IT INTO BOARDS AND BUILD A FLOOR
PROBLEMS SOLVED
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Sigh.
katal - May 8, 2010
Bottomless pit of baseball hell
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
I see a bottom.
harkening - May 8, 2010
But it's so far down!
That’s where I land. A bottomless hit wouldn’t end in death, but this…
katal - May 8, 2010
Thats an illusion, it's actually just a thing that kills Felix, Franklin, and Ackley.
the other side - May 8, 2010
So Ichiro survives? There is a bright side!
Needs more despair. Work on it, people!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Nah Ichiro died long before this event.
the other side - May 8, 2010
:(
SO SAD!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Don't worry guys! I am sure that Mike Sweeney will save the day
with his grit and clubhouse influence!
He’s such a nice guy and such a great clubhouse chemistry influence that the ball will literally become bewitched by him and land for a game winning hit. Probably with the bases loaded.
Zonis - May 8, 2010
If Mike Sweeney is on this roster tomorrow....
…just close the book on the season. And don’t open it again. Sell your tickets, get a refund on your MLB.TV subscription even though that’s totally not possible, and then contemplate suicide. A team that bats Mike Sweeney in high leverage situations just doesn’t want to win enough.
flashbeak - May 8, 2010
Mike Sweeney leaving won't save this team.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
I don't think that's his point.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Proper capitalization please.
mike sweeney.
katal - May 8, 2010
Yeah, totally not my point.
Hence the: “A team that bats Mike Sweeney in high leverage situations just doesn’t want to win enough.”
flashbeak - May 8, 2010
Time to trade Lee now.
Can probably get more for him earlier in the season than just before the playoffs.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Jesus fuck.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Overreact much?
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Indeed.
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Have you been watching the same games I have?
Seriously.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Yes we have been.
You are overreacting. At worst after today we will be 5.5 games out. Plus, Lee is worth Type A compensation.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
So cool it.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
We've all been watching the same games
This team isn’t realistically going to trade Lee now, and if you didn’t feel like trading Lee was a good idea 3 or 4 games ago, you shouldn’t feel like trading him now.
JLC - May 8, 2010
Have you been reading the same blog I have?
You should be smarter than this by now.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Let's trade Felix as well
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
That'd be stupid seeing how Lee is a rental and Felix is ours.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Hey both are stupid!
BrianL - May 8, 2010
GOD
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Eat a large caliber bullet.
Robert - May 8, 2010
Nonono Robert
he wasn’t really saying we should trade Felix.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
I don't have any
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
If I did, it would be in Mike Sweeney's fucking head
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Now I'm worried
This hole just keeps getting deeper
ChaseB - May 8, 2010
We scored 3 runs!
PROGRESS!
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Fuck progress!
I want a win, god dammit!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Um wow.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Fuck progress I want a win.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Jinx?
harkening - May 8, 2010
Kinda goes beyond it.
the other side - May 8, 2010
Hey shawn where the hell you been?
the other side - May 8, 2010
Game is not over.
Just FYI.
MFAN - May 8, 2010
Langerhans! Fuentes!
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Sadly, when I came back in the room at the commercial, I just assumed it was.
msb - May 8, 2010
Whew...
For a second I thought we might win this…
Belom3 - May 8, 2010
Well at least Rodney sucks.
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
It'll be Shields.
ignacio - May 8, 2010
Oi.
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Well at least he's...old
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Hey, asswipes. There's still half an inning left for us to score.
Take your head out of your asses and fucking root, root, root, dammit.
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
We couldn't score with 3 walks in the 9th inning.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
and no outs...
Belom3 - May 8, 2010
And the last time we had a hit was Josh Wilson's spectacular grounder...
micky D - May 8, 2010
there's more utility
in losing this game and the slight glimmer that it gets Sweeney dropped than there is winning it at this point. This team is so broken that wins with the current roster don’t really serve us that well.
Dids - May 8, 2010
You people make me sick.
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
I'm on your side on this one.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
So... I'm not just a crazy fan?
Hope is a good thing?
JamMasterJesus - May 8, 2010
Hope is very much a good thing
Also it is foolish.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Aww shucks and here I thought we had it
Robert - May 8, 2010
We still could have it
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Eh....
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
I CANT FIND ANY HEROIN
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
how about a heroine?
Zonis - May 8, 2010
Danielle Lawrie?
harkening - May 8, 2010
Walkoff dinger!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
What about the whores?
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS TOO NICE
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Boy and I told you you were lying
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Go on the internet. You can get outcall. Elite International.
Tell’m Ignacio sent you.
ignacio - May 8, 2010
He doesn't want a male prostitute.
the other side - May 8, 2010
IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYMORE
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Nevermind!
the other side - May 8, 2010
The hookers weren't a problem though?
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
My bad. But, for the record, you did leave it in the freezer. I always look in the freezer first.
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
ONLY WEED IN THERE
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Why did Wak keep Aardsma in for a second inning?
Does he give Don sexual favors?
stredarts - May 8, 2010
He was at 9 pitches and is one of our best relievers.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
He only threw 9 pitches
Can’t argue with that one, imo
Dids - May 8, 2010
Reggie Willits would be the worlds greatest tee-ball player
Nick S - May 8, 2010
I bet he was.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
No to do that you have to swing
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
But nobody would be better at drawing pictures in the infield dirt
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Oh if that's how we're measuring greatness then yes
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Sounds like we need to bring him aboard as a consultant for our fantasy team,
Robert - May 8, 2010
Word
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Fucking Matthew didn't take his responsible serious enough
Robert - May 8, 2010
He never does.
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Also his mom brings the best juice boxes
Those two categories are by far the most important
Nick S - May 8, 2010
Bottom of our order coming up... Christ
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
There's only two guys worth a shit in the entire order.
I guess Chone’s walks are worth something. What do I know. Eyebrows is a fucking idiot.
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
We're gonna win this game.
chotz - May 8, 2010
We are going to win! This ship is going to be righted tonight!
Believe Big, even when the odds seem against you.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Benne - May 8, 2010
No.
harkening - May 8, 2010
clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
eric bedard just broke his ring finger doing that BTW
Belom3 - May 8, 2010
Jack Wilson broke his wrist.
the other side - May 8, 2010
No.
the other side - May 8, 2010
EVERYBODY JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
OKAY!
harkening - May 8, 2010
thwackthwackthwackthwackthwackthwackthwackthwack
abelard - May 8, 2010
Do you pinch hit for Wilson even though we don't have a replacment for him?
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
I would think you pinch hit for RoJo because you do have a replacement for him.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
I'd consider batting Saunders for one and Grif for the other
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Pinch hit with who?
‘Cause I’d rather have Wilson batting than… him.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
No but you surely pinch hit for Johnson.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
I don't see why not. It's not like he's going to play defense if he fails.
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
With who?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Langerhans can't even get a walkoff now.
Tragedy.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
Langy, Wilson, Rob...inspiring.
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
At least if anyone gets on it will be Ichi time.
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
Langy!
But ya.
the other side - May 8, 2010
This is an improvement.
But it must be frustrating in that clubhouse.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
Strikeout, popout, groundout.
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
Hey wait a second, didn't Langerhans hit two walkoffs last year?
Hope-we can believe in!
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Yeah probably not off LHP though.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
And not when he leads off.
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
JP Howell is left-handed.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
As is Craig Breslow.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
zomg no politics
Robert - May 8, 2010
No Chatspeak either?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
oh damn
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
,
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?btn=Search&order=date&q=zomg+no+politics+&scope=community&type=Story
Robert - May 8, 2010
Hpoe?
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Brewers score 17 runs.
I cannot even fathom such a number.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I'm pretty sure that's about half the runs we've scored this year.
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Mariners can only count to 3.
One higher than Yuni!
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
One, two... many.
ignacio - May 8, 2010
Hey look, it's another Angel's closer that sucks!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
C'MON DINGERHANS
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Well at least we can't pinch hit with Griffey with Fuentes up.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
We could.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Fuentes!
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
Oh yes it's Failtes!
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
I hate Brian Fuentes
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Whatever happens here Fuentes gets the loss
for having that moustache
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
It's really awful
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
They should put a sign under the Aurora Bridge
LOOKOUT! LANDING!
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Well there goes our one hope.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
More groundballs to second, please!
Jesus Jones - May 8, 2010
Jeff Cirillo Trade!
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
We're not going to score
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
What a ballsy prediction.
cedarA - May 8, 2010
Why is everyone trying to bunt for a base hit?
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
We could use one of those homerun thingys right about now.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
A what?
micky D - May 8, 2010
What's a Homerun?
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Is this item new?
the other side - May 8, 2010
We don't believe in those
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
Yeah its not in our "belief system"
micky D - May 8, 2010
*home* *run*?
Quit making words up!
craig3410 - May 8, 2010
This ump blows!
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
We blow.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
Case and point.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
HIT A HOME RUN JOSH WILSON AND I STILL WON'T LIKE YOU BUT IT WILL BE A START
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Jesus Christ you are bad
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
He's a gamer
ChaseB - May 8, 2010
He probably heard you and just wanted to make you even more mad at him.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
Well fuck him
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Well now you can hate him all the more!
the other side - May 8, 2010
This is sad.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Shouldn't we be getting used to it?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
The hell was that?
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Josh Wilson is terrible.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Why is Rob Johnson going to the plate?
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Because Wak doesn't care.
SeaKoala - May 8, 2010
Who's going to hit for him?
Griffey? Moore? Injured Wilson?
BrianL - May 8, 2010
I can't believe he's one of our better hitters
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Robert - May 8, 2010
Fuck that
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Fitting.
krb - May 8, 2010
PLEASE DONT" LET HIM HIT
Dgood - May 8, 2010
If you're talking to Fuentes you're going to be happy in a sec
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
ROBO ROB!! OUR SAVIOR!!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
At least Rob Johnson gets his shot!
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
WHY THE FUCK IS ROB JOHNSON BATTING?
Kawnliee - May 8, 2010
Up to you, Rob.
msb - May 8, 2010
Can we pinch hit Kimbo Slice?
Maybe he’d get lucky and connect.
Maury Povich - May 8, 2010
He got his ass kicked tonight so no.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Big Bad Buck!
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
This losing streak has been one big abortion
Allen Wu - May 8, 2010
This is worse than an abortion.
After an abortion, you’re no longer pregnant. After this, we still suck.
Fuckmikereilly - May 8, 2010
Oh good, it's up to Rob Johnson.
Benne - May 8, 2010
Why on earth would you not pinch-hit now?
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
WITH WHO?
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Griffey?
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Against Fuentes?
BrianL - May 8, 2010
OH MY GOD
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Felix!
wyte_lightning - May 8, 2010
Because everybody else is either lefty, hurt or Adam Moore?
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
I'd still rather have Griffey up there than ROB JOHNSON.
Lefty or not.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
That's dumb.
Really, really dumb.
Aaron Campeau - May 8, 2010
RALLY POINT RIGHT HERE
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Boy if you thought Fuentes vs Ibanez was silly!
BrianL - May 8, 2010
That's foolish.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Johnson used up his homer for the year?
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Oh opening day.
Mariner Melee - May 8, 2010
Rob Johnson is a rare talent.
I am in awe of his pure physical abilities every time I witness his Greatness.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
Is it safe to say that Wakamatsu can't manage?
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
What a fitting end.
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
Has Don conceded this season?
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
So we're 5.5 games behind Texas now?
micky D - May 8, 2010
Seriously, what has Rob Johnson got on Wak that could be this damning?
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Erik Bedard may want to take his 1.5M and just phone it in this year
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
Vargas looks like he is already depressed by the run support he is going to get tomorrow.
msb - May 8, 2010
Vargas always looks depressed and hungover.
Those sunken eyes are a little bit disturbing.
appleshampoo - May 8, 2010
Seriously-
Who would we pinch hit with?
Dids - May 8, 2010
Playoffs?
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
At least Brian Fuentes will be one game closer to reaching his 55 games ended!
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
What's the franchise record losing streak?
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Rob Johnson game tying HR incoming?
Zonis - May 8, 2010
No
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
HA
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
DOUBLE
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
HIT A DOUBLE BUCK
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
FUCK YOU BUCK
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Pinch hit Jason Vargas? Are you allowed to do that?
Dgood - May 8, 2010
There is goes...
8 in a row..
micky D - May 8, 2010
Un-fucking-believabel!
chotz - May 8, 2010
Boo the fuck out of this team.
Ender15 - May 8, 2010
Playoffs :(
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
That was a fitting end.
Benne - May 8, 2010
Fuck. This. Shit.
Die in a fire, Sweeney. And Rob Johnson. You, too.
harkening - May 8, 2010
well
that was surprising
Kawnliee - May 8, 2010
Gah
JHobbs - May 8, 2010
If I were Vargas tomorrow I'd just start the game by hitting every Angel batter in Doc Ellis fashion
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
seriously can we just let him bat instead of our DH combo?
Dgood - May 8, 2010
BUT THEY"RE HAVING FUN
Bearskin Rugburn - May 8, 2010
:( :( :( :( :( :(
TRY WINNING
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
They did try
:(
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Thats subjective.
Bicycle Rider - May 8, 2010
Three extra inning loses at home. That's gotta hurt.
ThundaPC - May 8, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRKLN M'S - May 8, 2010
Mike Sweeney needs to get cancer, get better, then get AIDS.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
He'd be with us longer?
magistermilitum - May 8, 2010
I'm starting to think we wouldn't let Sweeney go even if did have a debilitating illness.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Anyone in that clubhouse who keeps talking about "not hitting the panic button"
Someone should hit it soon. We can’t lose these games.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
I was worried you had actually taken your own suggestion seriously.
Glad to see you didn’t jump off a bridge.
harkening - May 8, 2010
I'm glad I did not either. But this is extremely depressing.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
:(
:(
harkening - May 8, 2010
I hope Sweeney hugs a landmine
Alto - May 8, 2010
We are awesome in extra innings.
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
All you had to do was not swing Sweeney sigh...
Slurvey - May 8, 2010
This is always his problem
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
I actually had a few moments of hope.
ignacio - May 8, 2010
baseball is gay
I Lick Squirrels - May 8, 2010
No, the Mariners are gay.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
No it is the entire fucking sport
Robert - May 8, 2010
Even when the Angels are crap, they are still so much better than the Ms.
msb - May 8, 2010
I was worried that Sweeney would actually help us win this one
Luckily he is awful.
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
I'm trying to be really, really angry right now.
I’m mostly just apathetic, though. We need to win, so I can get angry when we lose the next eight in a row.
mjhhiv - May 8, 2010
Come on, now, let's not freak out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT2ae1WkuC0
kennerdoloman - May 8, 2010
I skipped napping to listen to the ninth inning and make a victory gif celebration
Robert - May 8, 2010
Suck it faggo
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
It's ok guys we'll get them tomorrow :)
Nick S - May 8, 2010
can we bring brooms for a sweep of our team?
Dgood - May 8, 2010
Also when does it become acceptable to wear paper bags over our heads to the game.
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
If you've lost eight in a row at home, I'm fairly sure you can go ahead.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
Awesome
wetzelcoal - May 8, 2010
Back to burning off my leg hair with a bic ligher I guess.
FairWeatherFred - May 8, 2010
I like the smell of burning leg hair.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Texas are going to win the division by 800 games
Aaron Campeau - May 8, 2010
Texas are? Are you British now?
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
It sounds better
Aaron Campeau - May 8, 2010
Please proof read your comments before you hit post :)
Robert - May 8, 2010
Racist.
M'sFanatic - May 8, 2010
I approve of this use of language.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Post game interview with Wak...
I was pleased with the effort the guys gave- they never stopped fighting. Sweeney had a nice long at bat, and hit the ball hard, so we’re moving him up to the clean-up spot tomorrow. Rob Johnson was just great, he really showed what an athlete he was getting that pop-up, so we’ll start him tomorrow too- hitting third. I’m not worried, we have a belief system.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Jesus Christ it's difficult to tell that that's a joke.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
well jeff, your "worst case scenario" at the begining of the year is way off
rangers - May 8, 2010
HE LIED TO US WITH HIS TERRIBLE PREDICTION
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
Fuck off, troll.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Whoa now
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
fuck the angels? help
rangers - May 8, 2010
That's the ticket!
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
So at least we scored runs tonight
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
From USSM, Sweeney's at bat
Cantu Easley Winn - May 8, 2010
bullshit
rangers - May 8, 2010
What
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Nevermind I think
Griffin Cooper - May 8, 2010
Come on guys, things could be worse.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
We said this last week too.
And we were right!
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Ichiro, Felix and Guti aren't dead yet.
I’m so thrilled.
harkening - May 8, 2010
We could have three completely useless DH's.
svart aske - May 8, 2010
Remember 2008? at this date, we were 14-22.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
You're right it's time to panic
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
But buried in the AL West.
We’re only 5.5 out right now.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Aw man, we just got the greenlight to panic
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Oh wait a second, we're 11-19. That's just as bad.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Worse even
Cantu Easley Winn - May 8, 2010
We could be without a Belief System.
Then where the fuck would we be?
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
In first place.
Coach Owens - May 8, 2010
Yeah, but we'd be nihilists.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Say what you will about Wak's belief system, but at least it is an ethos.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Hell, I'm tired of waiting till next year.
Wake me up in 2013.
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Assuming that the world doesn't end in 2012
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
Maybe the M's could get Danielle Lawrie to lead batting practice tomorrow?
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
FSN is replaying the ninth.
:(
harkening - May 8, 2010
And they called Sweeney's AB "great."
harkening - May 8, 2010
GOD!
harkening - May 8, 2010
Geoff Baker just posted on his blog that the team needs to play Sweeney every day.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
He's just trolling
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
Geoff Baker is a professional troll
Fearless Frog - May 8, 2010
I'd rather him than Griffey
Dewey N - May 8, 2010
If the options are Griffey and Sweeney, I'd rather see Sweeney.
But frankly I’d rather see Tommy Everidge than both of them.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Yup, might as well go with Nelson and Everidge if there is no other option besides Griffey/Sweeney.
MFAN - May 8, 2010
If you had a gun to your head and had to pick one, yup. Definitely Sweeney over Griffey.
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
I'd pick the gun I think
Gihyou - May 8, 2010
I'd pick neither and be shot in the head rather than have to experience another at bat like tonight's.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Oh you and your bad analogy, of course the bullet
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
He also thinks we need to trade for Jose Guillen.
drblacknwhite - May 8, 2010
Someone record it and send it to Wak.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
I'm composing fan mail to everybody in the clubhouse (including coaches) except Felix, Guti and Ichiro.
Because fuck them. Fuck all of them.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Seems like those are the only guys you should be sending fan mail to...
Also League, Jack Wilson and Langerhans
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
It's not "Can I get your autograph fanmail?"
It’s “GOD DAMMIT STOP MAKING ME CRY YOU SUCK!” fan mail.
harkening - May 8, 2010
These are the days I'm glad I can't watch postgame.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Fuck, how many times did Josh Wilson say "y'know"
Cantu Easley Winn - May 8, 2010
At least I hope this game made clear that League > Aardsma. Kelley also.
Closer: League
Setup guy: Kelley
7th inning: Aardsma
Less important situaions: Lowe
Sam Regens - May 8, 2010
What does a "less important situation" mean to you?
1L - May 8, 2010
When we're losing by 1 or 2 runs.
Sam Regens - May 8, 2010
Just making sure.
1L - May 8, 2010
Uh, Aardsma didn't do that bad.
Really.
harkening - May 8, 2010
Thats odd.. You must have forgot White?
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
White: mopup
Sam Regens - May 8, 2010
White: AAA
Fixed.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
I guess it could be worse.
We could still have Ronny :(edeno
Fearless Frog - May 8, 2010
Rather him than Josh Wilson.
Eyeball Kid - May 8, 2010
Heavens yes.
BrianL - May 8, 2010
Wonder how long this particular game can go on for.
“It could be worse…”
1L - May 8, 2010
A long time. Because...
THERE IS NO FLOOR!
harkening - May 8, 2010
When we are 11-150.
“Could be worse…we could lose tomorrow!”
MFAN - May 8, 2010
Maybe time makes all memories sweet, but did :(edeno really have a worse bat than Josh Wilson?
He might have been able to pinchhit for Rob Johnson. Or was :(edeno really so insufferably bad?
Sam Regens - May 8, 2010
Shazbot 'em tomorrow, fellas...
ghostofErikThompson - May 8, 2010
Salk just twittered that the team hasn't won since Lee debuted.
Methinks we should ride Lee out of town on a rail!
angrypachyderm - May 8, 2010
The time has come to give Barry Bonds a telephone call.
The fucking umpires are already trying to shit us up as much as they can because of Bradley or because the M’s were preseason favorites and the powers that be dont want that.
Adding the hated BB would make no more trouble for us and at least Barry, even a Barry who hasn’t seen active play in 3 or 4 years and is probably close to 50 or something, could probably hit better than any Mariner now not named Ichiro or Gutierrez.
Sam Regens - May 8, 2010
I think that's as likely as Griffey being cut
Cantu Easley Winn - May 8, 2010
Please trade CLiff Lee for bats.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
.
Cantu Easley Winn - May 8, 2010
Excellent, now we just need someone to swing them.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Someone in the minors got traded for bats and killed himself later, didn't he?
Jackle Mackle - May 8, 2010
Was it Billy Batts?
Wait, that was the guy who got beaten up in the bar by DeNiro and Pesci in Goodfellas, while Donovan’s “Atlantis” played in the background.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Sent him up to Canada from the mid-west I think. 2007?
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
Hey google is my friend
You’re right
Kermit. - May 8, 2010
A nifty cocktail he had in his blood stream...
I like to drink when I use my meth and benzies- it takes the edge off.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Bartender, Jobu needs a refill.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
It is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.
It is VERY bad.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
Up yours Jobu.
Hopefulmsfan - May 8, 2010
You know, you might want to take Jesus Christ as your Savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Ah Jesus, I like him very much.
But he no help with curve ball.
E-Lizz - May 8, 2010
You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
RustyJohn - May 8, 2010
Ichiro must think that we have no marbles.
Coach Owens - May 8, 2010
I think our catcher is actually Rube from Major League 2.
Hopefulmsfan - May 8, 2010
Nah, Rube could actually catch the ball.
Coach Owens - May 8, 2010
So Rob is the inverse Rube.
‘Cause Rube couldn’t throw.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Well who's got some Victoria's Secret catalogs for Rob to memorize?
Hopefulmsfan - May 9, 2010
Being the inverse of Rube,
Rob wouldn’t be reading the articles.
harkening - May 9, 2010
So Rob's a pervert to boot.
Great.
Hopefulmsfan - May 9, 2010
#6org
Mike Young - May 8, 2010
#2 troll.
w00tah - May 8, 2010
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKS
Aaron Campeau - May 8, 2010
#4org
What the fuck is your point you fuck?
Brian Floyd - May 8, 2010
Boo...
Don’t you have a ground ball to not field that an average third basemen scoops up while you flail away as Elvis Andrus saves your ass by making a play that would make God himself fist pump?
ghostofErikThompson - May 8, 2010
Thanks for stopping by.
Omerta - May 8, 2010 via mobile
I don't get it.
Hopefulmsfan - May 9, 2010
It's an internet meme.
Started on 4Chat, as usual. The idea is that someone with an abnormally small penis and adequacy issues comes to a blog, website or forum and types in #6org. Kind of like “Hai” for “Hi,” the number 6 is short for “Sex.” The “ORG” is:
Orgasms
Really
Gayly.
The # symbol is because of Twitter. Like: #Sex, and then “O-R-G.” So basically, the meme is that the user with the small penis advertises that he has really gay orgasms. I know it’s pretty stupid, but it’s kind of like those flashers that run into alleys and then open their trench coat to reveal their swollen member and then runs away. Just ignore it.
CapSea - May 9, 2010
I love this explaination.
JamMasterJesus - May 9, 2010
I'm just going to assume you're right.
knowyourmeme has failed me in this instance.
JY - May 9, 2010
Dave, Fangraphs, organizational rankings.
That should cover the meaning.
Brian Floyd - May 9, 2010
I was thinking it was something like that.
JY - May 9, 2010
I like CapSea's explanation better, though.
Brian Floyd - May 9, 2010
Hashtags make everything more obnoxious.
JY - May 9, 2010
I WILL RAPE YOUR SISTER WITH YOUR DOG THAT DIED OF CANCER
Robert - May 9, 2010
I take some responsibility for this.
I wondered aloud (in type) what the reaction would be if someone just came over and posted this here.
I didn’t expect anyone to actually do so. Sorry.
philkid3 - May 9, 2010
I just don't know what to say anymore.
I was watching at work and I said all Mike Sweeney needs to do is not swing and we’ll win. Once LA scored that run, I just sat there watching, knowing we weren’t going to win. I really do want to cry at this point.
Hopefulmsfan - May 8, 2010
How many games have we lost in the 9th inning or later?
OceanBird - May 8, 2010
I have a question...
Is the fans humming Seven Nation Army between at-bats new to Safeco?
ghostofErikThompson - May 8, 2010
Yes.
Replaced Zombie Nation tonight. I hate it.
Aaron Campeau - May 8, 2010
Thanks...
At first I was thinking it was bizarre that the entire crowd had gotten in on it. It was terrifying. Then I heard the song playing at the same time and I was less unnerved.
It still ultimately sounded like the crowd was trying to summon something from beyond.
ghostofErikThompson - May 8, 2010
We needed it
It didn’t work.
Brian Floyd - May 8, 2010
Actually they still did the Zombie Nation "oh oh oh oh oh" thing tonight at some point too
appleshampoo - May 8, 2010
Oh goodie, two annoying things!
Aaron Campeau - May 8, 2010
I'm wondering if I can charge the Ms for my wasted time "believing big" this past week
Sirbunt - May 8, 2010
I'm so glad I become a season ticket holder this year!
I’ve never been happier for the team to leave town. This has been extremely painful.
appleshampoo - May 8, 2010
AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ABQmsFan - May 9, 2010
So after tonight.
Anybody for putting Saunders in left and just DHing Langerhans? At least he can take a pitch. (I’m only half serious.)
Hopefulmsfan - May 9, 2010
So I fell asleep in the 8th inning. What happened?
JAH - May 9, 2010
We won right? Nothing bad happened right?
JAH - May 9, 2010
Guys?
JAH - May 9, 2010
we are streaking towards skid marks
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
aw
Jeff Sullivan - May 9, 2010
lets get the 1995 sonics to replace 1/2 of the 25 man roster
the same players, 15 years older with no idea of how to hit a major league can do better than this club in this configuration
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Please capitalize.
Hopefulmsfan - May 9, 2010
Nuts.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
I'm uh not posting a chart
Go to bed.
Jeff Sullivan - May 9, 2010
Going the Dave route from U.S.S. Mariner I see.
M'sFanatic - May 9, 2010
It's 1:40 in the morning and the game's been over for hours
Jeff Sullivan - May 9, 2010
Well, would you looks at that. A loss. Meh.
Though the GTE in this gamethread was fantastic.
Goose - May 9, 2010
11-19, CHART
Robert - May 9, 2010
Aw, Homer hurt Lopez and Colome's feelings.
Greg Pirkl Lives - May 9, 2010
Hey wow I just woke up after shutting off the game in the 4th inning. We had a lead and blew it, losing in extras? AWESOME
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.
FLOORLESS.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
We never had a lead.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
EVEN BETTER
esoteric - May 9, 2010
I just noticed that we held a lead for only 4 innings during this losing streak.
Yay?
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
What does this tell us, we suck?
I think we already knew that.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Second domino falls
" Slumping Mariners fire hitting coach Cockrell "
msb - May 9, 2010
Because clearly that will save the season
Cantu Easley Winn - May 9, 2010
.
Brian Floyd - May 9, 2010
Problems Over!!!!
the other side - May 9, 2010
Because the AAA dudes are hitting soooooooooooooooooo well.
Slurvey - May 9, 2010
Today's lineup features Saunders in left and Langerhans at first.
So that’s something.
JY - May 9, 2010
Griffey DH?
He always plays on Mothers Day, pink bats and all that.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Oh yes.
Batting fifth!….
JY - May 9, 2010
Naturally
Brian Floyd - May 9, 2010
Bwahahaha
JY - May 9, 2010
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