Griffey is more likely to do it with an inside the park home run in which the right fielder drops the ball, picks it up and inadvertantly throws it backwards
I'm going to blackmail Dayton Moore until he signs me to a contract to play against the Mariners and lets me start and play the full game in right field just to make this happen
All I said was that he's played a mediocre 2B to date.
I don’t see anything in the data to date to indicate otherwise. He’s been about average defensively. He’s made some great plays, but he’s also had some balls eat him up. Granted they were not easy plays to make, but the great ones make a good number of those plays
I think its so that hitters can't tell whether he's changing his grip or not.
Sometimes pitchers will not have to move the ball to get a fastball grip, but do to throw a breaking ball. Maybe Santana shakes his glove to cover up whatever difference there may be when he gets his grip.
I guess, but Arod also has a history of being an elitist when it comes to baseball.
He always pot shots guys who he feels aren’t in his class of player.
And all of his quotes since the Braden thing, have centered around not giving a no name player any attention or as he said, not extending his 15 minutes of fame
Also, it’s widely acknowledged that his potential with the bat far, far outpaces his potential behind the plate, which is how a run scores on a WP. His defense.
ROBOTS?!?!??!
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
Can you fuck it?
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
SIT DOWN!
harkening - May 9, 2010
AHAHAHAHA
Gameday says Quinlan K’d on nothing but fastballs.
Vargas fastballs.
jwolf0 - May 9, 2010
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
JY - May 9, 2010
So you're saying Christopher Lambert is the world's best mother?
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
You know it.
JY - May 9, 2010
It is the time of the Gathering, when the strike of a sword can unleash the Quickening.
All the mothers should go at it with the pink bats at game’s end. In the end, there will be only one.
harkening - May 9, 2010
I'm having a hard time deciding between you and E-Lizz for rookie poster of the year.
JY - May 9, 2010
I'd pick E-Lizz.
Because, whoa, hey, a girl!
harkening - May 9, 2010
There aren't many of them around here, but all of them are excellent.
JY - May 9, 2010
"...what's there is cherce"
msb - May 9, 2010
Nice to have a lead
Let’s keep it
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
By more than 1 run
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
RR-S is going to lose his spot.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
As long as he replaces Colome instead of Kelley in the rotation that'll be awesome
Corco - May 9, 2010
What
Corco - May 9, 2010
Lefty relief specialist!
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Gutierrez should dive for everything
Corco - May 9, 2010
You're no Jack Wilson.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Double sided tape for the infielders!
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Josh Wilson's mom and Saunders' mom are tied for that.
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
A home run does not make JoWil as good as the Condor.
Saunders forever!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Well, not forever.
Because dammit we have Griffey for that.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Definitely not.
But without mom’s they would not have existed and we wouldn’t have had the back to back dingers.
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
Maybe they're all the third best mom.
joof - May 9, 2010
The WAVE!
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
The WAVE and Rally Fries in the same inning.
Fuck this.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Vargas, Fister, Hernandez, Lee
4 aces
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
Bedard! 5 Aces!
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
The Canadian cometh.
harkening - May 9, 2010
One already did today!
joof - May 9, 2010
Hey, what's our WE now?
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Not zero!
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
;
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Whoa now.
300 pixel height limit.
JY - May 9, 2010
Yeah, that was a bit bigger than I expected.
Both the picture and the WE
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
This Ump is weird.
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
For the record that's still annoying, ump.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
We should fire our hitting coach every day!
JamMasterJesus - May 9, 2010
WAIT A MINUTE
I LEAVE FOR LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AND WE HAVE 5 RUNS
EXPOUND
Jackle Mackle - May 9, 2010
DINGERS!
JamMasterJesus - May 9, 2010
Who
Jackle Mackle - May 9, 2010
Josh Wilson and Saunders of course.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
How did I not guess those two?
Jackle Mackle - May 9, 2010
Back to Back
the other side - May 9, 2010
Hahahahahahaha
Jackle Mackle - May 9, 2010
You missed HR's
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
You missed back-to-back homeruns.
1L - May 9, 2010
Once Bedard gets here... 5 ACES!
M'sFanatic - May 9, 2010
yay for good pitching
Dgood - May 9, 2010
Sorry Ryan :(
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
2 home runs in one game?
What the fuck is going on?
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
BACK TO BACK
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
OH MY GOD!
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
By JoWil and Saunders!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Vargas!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
why are they all striking out looking not swinging?
Dgood - May 9, 2010
Deceptive stuff from a lefty!
Also: exclamation points!
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Seattle fans are the worst.
The wave on a 2 strike count with 2 outs? Die.
James F'n X - May 9, 2010
It's weird, because pretty much every other team in the northwest has incredibly rabid fans.
joof - May 9, 2010
M's fans have a bit of Battered Spouse syndrome from the last few years.
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Safeco is a "family" park
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Everytime this ump rings a guy up
I think he is going to do a cartwheel or something
wetzelcoal - May 9, 2010
Pulling a Frank Drebbin
russak - May 9, 2010
Ironic that he umped an Angels/M;s game.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
I would go to a Houston Astros game just to see that.
M'sFanatic - May 9, 2010
.
msb - May 9, 2010
Niehaus said earlier, "that home plate umpire has a little Leslie Nielson in him."
wazzu93 - May 9, 2010 via mobile
Our WE is at 98%! ZOMBIE CLOWN TIME!
esoteric - May 9, 2010
You do not want to perform the google search necessary to find this, by the way.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
I hope this one comes with a grand slam version too.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
I've been hoping that the crap Angels team would finally show up.
Hopefully the crap Mariners forget where the stadium is
msb - May 9, 2010
Josh is such a fucking pirate
Corco - May 9, 2010
Thats Jack actually, well he was..
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
Touché
Corco - May 9, 2010
Josh Wilson hitting the SHIT out of the ball today.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
He needs what?
A double?
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Yes.
harkening - May 9, 2010
CYCLE!
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
A JOSH WILSON TRIPLE!
Heydude - May 9, 2010
Holy shit the Angels outfield is bad.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
WILSON!!!!!!
GIVE THIS MAN A CONTRACT!
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JOSH WILSON HAS CYCLE POTENTIAL
JLC - May 9, 2010
Someone loves his mother...
JY - May 9, 2010
I'd love to see a pink bat cycle
Dgood - May 9, 2010
He's going to cycle this shit.
joof - May 9, 2010
Eat it, Gerut!
Bearskin Rugburn - May 9, 2010
JOSH WILSON??
esoteric - May 9, 2010
A DOUBLE AWAY FROM THE CYCLE?
esoteric - May 9, 2010
I repeat: JOSH WILSON??
esoteric - May 9, 2010
HOLY SHIT
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Who the hell is this and what did he do with Josh Wilson?
harkening - May 9, 2010
Careful guys.
We don’t want to regress to the mean all in the same game.
Justin Pieper - May 9, 2010
DOUBLE AWAY FROM THE CYCLE
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
THEY'RE FINALLY STARTING TO FIND GAPS!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
NEED A WILSON CYCLE!
MFAN - May 9, 2010
HIS OPS IS 1.055!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Annnnnd then he gets picked off.
Hahaha oh well.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
I'm laughing my ass off, that poor bastard they fired him a day too soon
Kermit. - May 9, 2010
Shoulda fired the fucking baserunning coach though
Kermit. - May 9, 2010
Mike Brumley
Needs a stern talkin’ to
A Steamy Day in Cleveland - May 9, 2010
He's the one who should be out of a job.
Since this was nothing more that “we did something”.
TrustBaseball - May 9, 2010
Ok, I really want Josh Wilson to hit for the cycle.
Because, really? Josh Wilson?
Goose - May 9, 2010
Probably the last Mariner I would expect to hit for the cycle...
bomdal - May 9, 2010
Rob Johnson.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Dan Wilson hit an inside the park home run.
Catchers are full of bizarro potential.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Good call. You win sir
bomdal - May 9, 2010
Griffey.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Griffey is more likely to do it with an inside the park home run in which the right fielder drops the ball, picks it up and inadvertantly throws it backwards
Corco - May 9, 2010
He's out of luck now that Eric Byrnes is out of baseball.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I'm going to blackmail Dayton Moore until he signs me to a contract to play against the Mariners and lets me start and play the full game in right field just to make this happen
Corco - May 9, 2010
I look forward to the .gif!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Awww
BrianL - May 9, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
NO
NO YOU IDIOT
Stormton - May 9, 2010
WTF? why are you leading off third far enough to get thrown out?
Dgood - May 9, 2010
sorry for chat speak
Dgood - May 9, 2010
WHAT
Alto - May 9, 2010
....AAAAND THAT'S THE MARINERS
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Stop. Doing. That.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
So, does wilson deserve some capital letters in his name now?
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Im afraid to turn on the game.
That’s usually when the bad things start happening. Still awaiting the patented bonehead 2010 m’s play.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Just happened!
esoteric - May 9, 2010
FUCK
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
How do you get picked off third?
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
... By Mike Napolini?!?!?!
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Mike Napoli is really good.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Naps isn't that good.
Mike Scioscia doesn’t play him. Managers play their best players. QED
harkening - May 9, 2010
Oh yeah, how silly of me.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Well, that's the common mis-conception.
Napoli must have slept with Sciosca’s sister or something.
JamMasterJesus - May 9, 2010
That's the uncommon conception?
harkening - May 9, 2010
Uh... Sure.
JamMasterJesus - May 9, 2010
Yup seriously.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
This team's retarded.
svart aske - May 9, 2010
He should cycle because it would be so dumb at this point.
JY - May 9, 2010
GODDAMNIT
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
FIRE BRUMLEY!
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
There it is.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
...
TYPICAL.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Willits has a bit of Ibanez in him.
Big Jared - May 9, 2010
A lot, if you were watching yesterday
Bearskin Rugburn - May 9, 2010
Oh, wait, Willits?
I thought you were talking about Rivera!
Bearskin Rugburn - May 9, 2010
One major difference, Willits does not run like a zombie.
InSpokane - May 9, 2010
He's younger...give it time!
Big Jared - May 9, 2010
I BLAME YOU BRUMLEY. I WILL MAKE YOU PAY
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
I Blame Napoli
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
I'd put up the Bad Baserunning .gif, but this is just hilarious more than angering
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Really, that seems like it was just a well done pick play
Bearskin Rugburn - May 9, 2010
It really was, I have no problem commending that throw.
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
It's hilarious when we have a lead.
russak - May 9, 2010
More like hilariously irritating.
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Our lineup really need to face Ervin Sanatana today.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
needed*
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Our lineup faced Joe Saunders yesterday.
:(
harkening - May 9, 2010
And we scored infinity more runs then we normally do!
joof - May 9, 2010
Infinity.
I do not think this word means what you think it means.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Well, we normally score negative infinity runs, so since we scored any runs, we must have scored infinity runs!
joof - May 9, 2010
Your logic is flawless!
You should teach maths.
harkening - May 9, 2010
I took a million logic classes in school, I'm all about this shit.
joof - May 9, 2010
Infinity percent
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Arguably true.
harkening - May 9, 2010
I teach maths*
*do not teach maths
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
And we chased him.
So we’re gaining momentum?
JY - May 9, 2010
Playoffs!
harkening - May 9, 2010
*cue Jim Mora*
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Josh Wilson will hit for the cycle and we will lose this game.
Robert - May 9, 2010
Ok, off to the north.
Hope that isn’t the butterfly effect to bring down this fragile ecological structure.
msb - May 9, 2010
Me too, in about 20 minutes!
PS: LAX sucks.
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
Mike Brumley needs to be fired.
magistermilitum - May 9, 2010
Should josh wilson bat 2nd tomorrow? and move figgins to 7 slot?
Dgood - May 9, 2010
No.
wyte_lightning - May 9, 2010
If Jack Wilson is back
I’d consider giving Figgins a day or two off.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Jack Wilson at SS, Josh Wilson as DH
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
God Figgins can't even fucking play defense.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Uh.
Not a very easy play.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
He could of at least stopped it with his face.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Yeah because that was such a routine play.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
He doesn't seem to make the play you would expect a top tier defender to make
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
Really?
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Yes, didn't we go over this in the other thread already
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
He's looked pretty damn good at second to me.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
He's been okay, nothing great
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
Stop trolling.
Seriously.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Yeah, I'm trolling because I'm saying his defense at 2B has been around average
and not great. Okay bud
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
We're watching two different players.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Rudy4three is apparently is a Gold-glove voter.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Torii is so much better than Gutz.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Sorry that you can't accept that Chone Figgins hasn't been an elite defender
at his new position
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
Did I say elite?
the other side - May 9, 2010
Actually, you haven't said anything on the topic, other than to
insult me
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
Eh I said something in the other thread but I'm too happy to argue right now.
the other side - May 9, 2010
I think most people are taking issue with you calling him mediocre in the last thread.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
All I said was that he's played a mediocre 2B to date.
I don’t see anything in the data to date to indicate otherwise. He’s been about average defensively. He’s made some great plays, but he’s also had some balls eat him up. Granted they were not easy plays to make, but the great ones make a good number of those plays
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
What data are you looking at? It's way too early to use UZR
You pretty much have to trust your eyes at this point and to mine he’s looked solidly above-average.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
It should be factored in that this is a new position for Chone.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Not really
but even despite that he’s looked to be well above average at second.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
I'm just saying if we give Loafie that break Chone should get it too.
the other side - May 9, 2010
I don't think anybody is casting judgment on his long
term potential at the position
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
Defensive runs saved and my eyes. I think he's/ made some very tough plays
and I think he’s missed a good number of balls that were tough, but that the top guys make.
He’s made most of the routine plays.
Overall, I think he’s been about average or maybe a tad better so far
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
Pretty rangey, especially into the hole between second and first.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Way to go after that one Figgy...
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
Gah!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Oh fuck.
svart aske - May 9, 2010
Our WE is going down!
Fuck.
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
Oh god, I missed the Condor's first homer?????
Godamnit!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Deep center field!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Does this help?
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
I actually want Wak to leave him in here...
Low pitch count, soft part of the lineup coming up…he can do it.
moyerLIVES - May 9, 2010
Yeah I'd be rather pissed if he got pulled
He’s still in good shape
Corco - May 9, 2010
VARGS
Corco - May 9, 2010
Vargas always looks like he hasn't slept in weeks.
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
I'm pretty sure he is a vampire.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Vampire lesbian from New Jersey.
JY - May 9, 2010
Since he's from New Jersey, I'm pretty sure we should make a reality show about him.
joof - May 9, 2010
He just looks like it.
He was actually born in Washington and grew up in California I think.
JY - May 9, 2010
More just commenting on the baffling number of New Jersey reality shows.
joof - May 9, 2010
Yeah shit needs to stop.
JY - May 9, 2010
This is great. I might only add, vampire MAFIA lesbian from New Jersey.
TrustBaseball - May 9, 2010
We are thisclose to writing Jason Vargas fanfic.
sb, where are ya, bud?
JY - May 10, 2010
Bong hits pre-game
Gotta fill the BP time somehow
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
How's Luke French been in AAA?
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
German
Corco - May 9, 2010
Flukey.
JY - May 9, 2010
I see what you did there.
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
The live look in on MLB.com is 10 seconds ahead of TV
strike out
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Swinging Strikes!
Dgood - May 9, 2010
Wow Vargas.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Nasty
OlSalty - May 9, 2010
I fucking love that changeup
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Somebody please get a picture of Napoli's face on that K
voltron27 - May 9, 2010
VARGAS IS A SEXY ANIMAL WHO I WOULD RAVAGE
Corco - May 9, 2010
Everyone raise your hand who thought that by May 9
King Felix would have allowed the same number of earned runs as Fister and Vargas.
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
I'm starting to love you Jason Vargas
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Great job Vargas
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Runners on 1st and 3rd with no outs....couldn't score.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Who do they think they are, the Mariner's?!?
wyte_lightning - May 9, 2010
50 aces!
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
Wonderful.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Add another ace into the fold.
russak - May 9, 2010
Vargas is the new RRS
Corco - May 9, 2010
He misses bats.
abender20 - May 9, 2010
Not Australian enough >:(
JY - May 9, 2010
Transylvanian.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Vargas you are a swell guy
Alto - May 9, 2010
Dallas Braden is perfect through 7.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
Someone cross the mound!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Oh my god that would be amazing
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I do not care right now.
5 RUNS!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I would be thrilled if he carries that through and gets the grail.
Because fuck Alex Rodriguez, that’s why.
1L - May 9, 2010
God I would love to have Alex back.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
10 years. 242 million.
Go ahead. Say no.
Also, it was 9 years ago. Let go.
harkening - May 9, 2010
You think that's the only reason I hate Alex Rodriguez?
Then you are not paying attention to anything about that man, my friend.
1L - May 9, 2010
Like when he saved that kids life by pushing him out of the way of an on coming truck in Boston?
joof - May 9, 2010
Sounds like something Nomah would do, not A-Rod.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Well, who saves children?
Arod!
joof - May 9, 2010
What a Mariner like inning from the Angels.
Justin Pieper - May 9, 2010
I refuse to ever compare Vargas to RRS
oscartehgrouch - May 9, 2010
Changeup is looking Moyer-like.
only 20 years younger.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
And way less attractive.
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
2 hit CG shutout!
harkening - May 9, 2010
BOTOX
russak - May 9, 2010
Imagine if Sweeney had just taken the walk last night...
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
The Putz trade keeps looking better and better.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
So, Putz trade is the best trade in the history of forever and ever.
joof - May 9, 2010
How are the low minors guys we got in the trade doing?
joof - May 9, 2010
Whoa I just realized I miss Bartell Drugs
That was a great drugstore
Corco - May 9, 2010
Bartell's is gone? What's going on over there!?
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
It's still there; I'm not
Corco - May 9, 2010
Ahhh I see. It just seems like everything I remember about Seattle is being destroyed.
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Corco is in Wyoming now.
harkening - May 9, 2010
So Saunders is here to stay?
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
If the gods love us
Corco - May 9, 2010
Griffey and Sweeney!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Maybe the gods are smiting us now so they can reward us for our perserverance later
Corco - May 9, 2010
Job!
harkening - May 9, 2010
God I hope.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Adam Moore. Looking very lost.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Yeah, I feel bad for him
Stormton - May 9, 2010
It's bad when you'd rather see RoboRob.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
.
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Adam Moore needs to shave,
he looks freaking weird.
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
Yeah, no idea what he's swinging at.
OlSalty - May 9, 2010
So Adam Moore is terrible.
Makes me sad.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Adam Moore is probably growing it until he gets two hits in a row
Dgood - May 9, 2010
How very Rob Johnson of you
russak - May 9, 2010
Rob Johnson seems to know he sucks, and so he's become more patient.
joof - May 9, 2010
Since he's not hitting or catching is Moore our second DH?
Justin Pieper - May 9, 2010
Not enough hugging or babysitting.
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
4th
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Why do all our highly touted catchers turn out shitty?
Moore, Clement…Please go get Doumit and fix the backstop.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Varitek was a huge bust too
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
But hey, Heathcliff Slocumb was worth it, right?
This still haunts me…
bomdal - May 9, 2010
Moore hasn't turned out to be anything
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Way too early to pass judgement on Moore.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Ichiro is doing his best Sweeney impression
swinging at every pitch.
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
Ichiro is one of the few players allowed to do this.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Except he's better than Sweeney.
A lot.
harkening - May 9, 2010
That was such an Ichiro at bat.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Ichiesque!
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Ichiro: "Bored now."
joof - May 9, 2010
Wouldn't it be cool if he waved his hand and flayed Santana alive?
Dark Ichiro!
harkening - May 9, 2010
OK, boarding now.
Don’t fuck this up, Mariners. >:
eponymous_coward - May 9, 2010
REFUSE TO WALK!
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Ichiro in slapping form
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Santana's slider can drill 30 ft into the earth.
russak - May 9, 2010
I love you, Ichiro.
Now steal again.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Whee!
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Beautiful from Ichiro
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Does the 1st base person ever try to talk to ichiro?
I bet it goes like this
1st base: Nice hit.
Ichiro: Shhhhh I know.
LeftArrow2 - May 9, 2010
1 more baserunner and assuming no DP's or pickoffs, Josh Wilson gets another AB
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Ichiro's going to bad annoying if he ever gets old.
JY - May 9, 2010
*to be
JY - May 9, 2010
I'm pretty sure he's already annoying to opposing teams.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Let's go Figgy.
Stop being a shit.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Do something Chone. Get hit by a pitch.
Hit something.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Wait is the banner not up today?
Corco - May 9, 2010
Brett isn't at the game
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Brett's an asshole
Corco - May 9, 2010
I don't think I could bring myself to go to every game right now either
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
For all we know it was overconfident karma of that poster that CAUSED ALL THIS TO HAPPEN
esoteric - May 9, 2010
That's very true
Corco - May 9, 2010
Chone Figgins has an OPS of .566 on the season.
It seemed like the right move at the time.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Figgins is going to homer here just to cap the oddities of this game.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Aw
BrianL - May 9, 2010
I still can't beleive we got 9 walks last night.
9! and still lost.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Mike Sweeney!
harkening - May 9, 2010
God, last night I was just yelling at him to lean into one.
Because nothing else was going to end well.
joof - May 9, 2010
Really Figgins?
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Please start hitting Figgy.
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
I really want Figgins to start hitting
This is really starting to turn fans against him.
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
My god, Chone, my god.
OPS .562 now.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Hey fuck you Santana.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
DON'T YOU FUCKING EVER DO THAT ERVIN
DON’T YOU FUCKING EVER DO THAT AGAIN
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
What did he do?
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Almost drilled Guti in the ear!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Especially not at the face.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
His beautiful face!
esoteric - May 9, 2010
I feel like Elaine in that one Seinfeld episode.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
DO NOT MESS WITH THE PERFECT FACE
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
OK YOU CAN JUST BACK THE FUCK OFF SANTANA
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
To be fair.
The wind was blowing in hard.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Dallas Braden has a perfect game through seven
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Against the 22-8 Rays
Now we all check that game out and there goes the perfect game…
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
If he pulls it off against the Rays then wow.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Wasn't Buehrle's against the Rays too?
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Yes.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
I'm calling Guti to hit one down the RF line
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
You are entering a world of pain, son. A world of pain.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Every girl in the stands just fainted after that.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Not just the girls.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
The Cuti nickname still sucks
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
I seem to remember Figgy started really terribly 2 or 3 years ago and then hit like .380 after May.
Big Jared - May 9, 2010
Teach him a lesson
A bullet to the pitchers arm
LeftArrow2 - May 9, 2010
Oops
*Hit a
LeftArrow2 - May 9, 2010
Why does Santana shake his glove like that before his windup
It’s weird.
OlSalty - May 9, 2010
Ryan Dempster-weird?
tait644 - May 9, 2010
I think its so that hitters can't tell whether he's changing his grip or not.
Sometimes pitchers will not have to move the ball to get a fastball grip, but do to throw a breaking ball. Maybe Santana shakes his glove to cover up whatever difference there may be when he gets his grip.
$cHu - May 9, 2010
Must be swing at everything day at Safeco.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Haha. Just thinking about how much it would suck to get beated with a pink bat.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
I'd think the color would become irrelevant rather quickly
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Beated?
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
*beaten. My apologies.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
3 steals!!!
svart aske - May 9, 2010
Ichiro is godlike so far today
Dgood - May 9, 2010
Ichiro runnin wild!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Mike Napoli is going to have Ichiro related nightmares.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
So Ichiro is entering God status early this season.
the other side - May 9, 2010
FUCK YOU SANTANA
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Go kill yourself, Ervin.
svart aske - May 9, 2010
THAT SHIT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
WHOA!!!!!
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
FUCK YOU SANTANA!
TWICE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
joof - May 9, 2010
Ok Ervin, time for you to die.
Goose - May 9, 2010
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY ERVIN SANTANA
I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER IN FRONT OF YOU ON MOTHER’S DAY
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
FUCK YOU SANTANA
I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH!
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
Vargas better drill some motherfucker
Stormton - May 9, 2010
With his 86 mph scorcher
Stormton - May 9, 2010
Josh Wilson gets another AB.
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Ok no baserunner mistakes
And Wilson will get a chance for another atbat!
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
Bahahahaha
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Wilson will get one more AB!
MFAN - May 9, 2010
Braden is 3 outs away
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Braden is through 8.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Charge the mound
Seriously.
Let Powell throw the first punch.
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Three more outs for Dallas Braden
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Braden perfect through eight
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
OH ERVIN YOU FUCKING BITCH I WILL CARVE UP YOUR MOTHER ON MOTHERS DAY WHICH WILL BE PARTICULARLY DARK AND EVIL
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
If you can't beat him...
hit ’em.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Wow, Braden is three outs away from the perfecto.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Yup
Geeze.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
I wonder how much of this is driven by his desire to show Arod that he's not a nobody
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
It's hard not to want to see him do it...especially against the best team in baseball.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
He called himself a nobody.
He himself said “I probably don’t even register on that guy’s radar.” It’s not like A-Rod was being a dick to him.
He’s a self-aware man.
harkening - May 9, 2010
I guess, but Arod also has a history of being an elitist when it comes to baseball.
He always pot shots guys who he feels aren’t in his class of player.
And all of his quotes since the Braden thing, have centered around not giving a no name player any attention or as he said, not extending his 15 minutes of fame
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
I do whatever Morgan Ensberg tells me to do, and he tells me that Arod is in the right.
joof - May 9, 2010
His blog is fantastic.
the other side - May 9, 2010
You guys want Braden to get it?
I hate him and the A’s, but I always root for history
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
I vote yes.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Yes
Rudy4three - May 9, 2010
With a 4-0 lead?
Yeah. I want him to get it.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
If the game was 1-0 I'd be rooting for him to blow it.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Fuck Dallas Braden.
And fuck the A’s.
harkening - May 9, 2010
This
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Yes.
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Fuck it, if they're going to win anyway then I hope he gets it
It’s not like they have Hawk to ruin it for me.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I hope he loses it with 2 outs in the 9th on a HR to a pinch-hitter.
Brian Holman must be avenged.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Yes
Unless its against us, perfect games are cool.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Yes.
It gives him credit for flipping shit at A-Rod earlier in the year.
JY - May 9, 2010
If the perfect game is ended
then I want the Rays to score a crapload of runs and win, otherwise perfcet game is ok.
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
Yep.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
He's a douchenozzle, so no.
abender20 - May 9, 2010
Yes.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
The A's are my second favorite AL West team
So yes
Corco - May 9, 2010
Well mine too but I still hate them
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
I'm going to run with the "it's good for baseball" line
It’s good for baseball if a small market team with no fanbase like the Athletics has a pitcher throw a perfect game
Corco - May 9, 2010
My second favorite team in the AL West is the Rangers now, I think.
And that’s a reaaally distant second.
JY - May 9, 2010
The Rangers are my second favorite team in the AL West.
Which means they’re my 28th favorite team overall.
harkening - May 9, 2010
NO
He’s been such a douchebag lately, I’d love to see him blow it.
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Since it's basically out of reach...God I hate the A's though.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Kenji Johjima has back spasms
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Quick! Somebody walk all over Braden's mound!
Goose - May 9, 2010
I wonder how we would react when we finally build a good offensive team only to see them get no-hit?
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Somebody Jinx it already
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
Will they celebrate on the mound?
Or is that a no no too.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
FAIR
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Hilariously bad play by Gabe Kapler.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Shit, I totally forgot about MLB.tv's picture-in-picture options
I’m now watching.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Hit a 340-ft HR, Jose
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Or strikeout.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Just joined the game and I can't believe what I am seeing
Mejeh - May 9, 2010
Back to fucking back.
the other side - May 9, 2010
And Lopez kills it
Allen Wu - May 9, 2010
I actually think it would be bad for the A's to have a long inning here.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
That's what I'm hoping for
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
I just want the timing to work so Josh Wilson comes up at a different time than Braden pitching the 9th so I can watch both
Corco - May 9, 2010
and Vargas doesn't complete his shutout simultaneously
Corco - May 9, 2010
I hope he gets the chance. 5 run lead Wak let the kid have it.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Picture-in-picture!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I'm old school and don't believe in that fancy technology
Corco - May 9, 2010
I thought you had MLB.tv?
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I do
Corco - May 9, 2010
Oh.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
That's why I love extra innings
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Man alive...
Jose Lopez is HORRIBLE.
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Lopez defines consistencey.
If only he can become productive now.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Ichiro has 3 hits and 3 SB, and only 1 run
Let’s go CFig you gotta step it up and get way past 0.200
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
Is that a midget?
Corco - May 9, 2010
Pretty sure those are just children.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I want Braden to pitch a perfect game so Hawk Harrelson can be miserable.
Fuck you for the worst play by play of a perfect game ever.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
That's a good reasoning for anything.
JY - May 9, 2010
I must be one of the few who doesn't mind Hawk on that call.
esoteric - May 9, 2010
YEES YEESS YESSSSSSS YESSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Fuck Hawk.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Well it was a good thing
Corco - May 9, 2010
HISTORY!!!!!
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
I liked it
Corco - May 9, 2010
You would.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Oh Jason... don't walk Willits
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Wow this ump is horrible
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Um, no?
harkening - May 9, 2010
Woot! Taking Vargas out at a good time!
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Wak hesitated on his way out of the DO
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
I think Wak is channeling the spirit of Mclaren.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Good call Wak. I really expected it to be White.
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
And I don't mean to take out Vargas. He could have finished the 8th.
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK WAK
SCREW YOU
Corco - May 9, 2010
WHY THE FUCK
Corco - May 9, 2010
Why is Brandon League up?
Are you trying to ruin his arm so that Sean White can pitch more often?
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
Yes
tait644 - May 9, 2010
THAT'S SUCH HORSESHIT
LET HIM PITCH THE COMPLETE GAME
Corco - May 9, 2010
I'm starting to love Jason Vargas.
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
I don't fancy your chances much.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
If only I were a gay woman
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
I said the same thing earlier.
I just want to see him smile once in a while.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Good stuff, Jason.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I don't like when Rizzs stares into the camera
Dewey N - May 9, 2010
That was really creepy.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
So let me ask - I'm not the only one who wouldn't leave my daughter alone w/Rizz?
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Daughter, sister, grandmother, pet ferret....
Big Jared - May 9, 2010
Fixed!
I don’t like
whenRizzsstares into the camera.harkening - May 9, 2010
There it is.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Two of those pitches were on the line, but none were blatant.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Sorry RRS. Hope you enjoy the BP when Bedard comes back.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Vargas, I'm legitimately proud of you
Alto - May 9, 2010
Heading to the 9th in Oakland.
Goose - May 9, 2010
7-8-9 up...
This is gonna be hilarious if he fails.
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
The rays are a good team you realize?
the other side - May 9, 2010
Yeah, it's pretty much hilarious either way.
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Using League correctly, woo
OlSalty - May 9, 2010
Rays up.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Everyone check out Braden!
If you want…
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Braden time!
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Time to watch the 9th for Braden.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Inning Over
Braden’s coming up
IlliniM - May 9, 2010
THIS IS IT FOLKS.
Top of the 9th
esoteric - May 9, 2010
Switch to A's Rays
Corco - May 9, 2010
Any of the networks carrying it?
BrianL - May 9, 2010
MLB Network if you get it.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Got it, thanks.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
MLB.com has a free look-in
Alto - May 9, 2010
THANK YOU!
1L - May 9, 2010
Braden will dedicate this game to A-Rod.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
That's the only reason I want him to get it.
But on the other hand, fuck the A’s.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Atta boy League. Own those bitches.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Bwahaha, nice swing.
joof - May 9, 2010
I completely forgot that the Rays got perfect game'd last year.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
US Route 209 is in Pennsylvania
Corco - May 9, 2010
Brandon League doesn't make me forget Brandon Morrow.
But he makes me happy in his own way.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Vargas allowed 0 runs, he is under 100 pitches
just let the success of this game finish up and enjoy it, questionable call
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
League is back.
the other side - May 9, 2010
God I love Brandon League.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I wish Josh Wilson could play defense
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
He's not Tui!
harkening - May 9, 2010
What the hell Wilson!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Dos mas
Corco - May 9, 2010
2 more to go.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Aybar line out to first.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Josh :(
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Aren't they all pretty much bad hops, eh Blowers?
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Oh wow
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
1 more out.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
1left.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
One out left holy shit
Alto - May 9, 2010
ONE MORE HOLY SHIT
Corco - May 9, 2010
Here we go.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Braden 1 out away. I thought that line drive was it.
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Damn!
I thought that was it
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Navarro line out to left.
ONE OUT AWAY!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Aybar struck out swining and lined out on the same at bat
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
Hooooly shit.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Nice play by the As
1 left.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Gabe Kapler up.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Come on, Gabe
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Draw a walk. That would be sweet.
tait644 - May 9, 2010
Braden does look like a douche
Corco - May 9, 2010
It is safe to judge this book by its cover!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Just draw a walk or something, Kapler
JLC - May 9, 2010
You fucking idiot
JLC - May 9, 2010
What the fuck just happened in the M's game?
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Now there's an Angels run.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
HE GOT IT
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
PERFECTO
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
PERFECT!
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
PERFECT
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
That was a fucking stupid throw
OlSalty - May 9, 2010
He was probably scared shitless...
tait644 - May 9, 2010
yes yes yes
Corco - May 9, 2010
PERFECT!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Wow!
Congrats to Braden
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Wow he did it.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
HOLY FUCK
Alto - May 9, 2010
AWESOME
esoteric - May 9, 2010
I'm SHAKING
esoteric - May 9, 2010
I fucking hate you, Oakland.
But that’s awesome. Congrats, Braden.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
FUCK YOU PAY ROID
YOU LITTLE BITCH
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Meh, Braden is the one who went overboard.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Wow what a clever nickname
did you think of that yourself?
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Braden did!
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Pay Roid? Really?
Grow up.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Make another fucking Jesus Colome joke
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Dallas Braden has been the little bitch in this whole scenario.
Goose - May 9, 2010
It was kind of a joke and meant to be overboard because of Braden being Braden
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Nicely done Braden
Only the 17th perfect game since 1900 and the 19th in MLB history.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Two in the last two years
both against the Rays.
Fuckmikereilly - May 9, 2010
Holy Shit.Gotta give it up to Braden.
the other side - May 9, 2010
GET OFF HIS MOUND!
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Nice job, Braden
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
Now please get out of this League
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
US 209 IS IN FUCKING PENNSYLVANIA DON'T MISUSE THE US ROUTE SHIELD
Corco - May 9, 2010
The need for Catchers is apparent.
Why did you throw to first Moore?
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Oakland just keeps pumping them out
Amazing
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
I don't like Braden and wish it didn't happen to a division rival, but fuck that's sweet
Alto - May 9, 2010
I really don't mind. That was exciting.
I’d be pissed if it happened to us. But against Tampa Bay? That’s pretty incredible.
CapSea - May 9, 2010
Kinda hard to hate a guy after his grandmother comes out to hug him on the field
JLC - May 9, 2010
He's still a jackass, though.
JLC - May 9, 2010
I feel sorry for the rays
two years, two perfect games against
IlliniM - May 9, 2010
I don't.
They’re 22-9.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Awwww
I wanted us to pitch a shutout.
JY - May 9, 2010
Congratulations to Dallas Braden.
But you’re still a whiny little bitch.
Goose - May 9, 2010
That about sums it up
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Too bad Oakland fans suck
And there aren’t many there to see that epic performance.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Happy Mother's Day Grandma Braden.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Awwwwww Dallas and his grandma
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
LEAGUESEX!
Those were filthy.
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
Now that was an awesome splitter.
Heydude - May 9, 2010
Impressive especially against the Rays - Mother's Day Miracle
Mejeh - May 9, 2010
Five outs woooooooo
Fuckmikereilly - May 9, 2010
FUCK ME LEAGUE
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Struck out 3 in 2/3 of an inning.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Good God.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Nice
thats a rare feat aswell. Probably never happend in the same game where a player hit a cycle.
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
Josh up third next inning.
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
If Josh Wilson hits for the cycle within ten minutes of Dallas Braden throwing a perfect game against the Rays
the universe may explode.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Worth it
JLC - May 9, 2010
No doubt.
the other side - May 9, 2010
I'm not sure which was more unlikely
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
implode actually
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
I'll be past caring at that point.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Alright, back to the Mariners.
Let’s go Wilson!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Brandon League is a fucking ridiculous man.
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
Okay after hearing his interview I've decided he really is a douche and I wish he didn't get it
Corco - May 9, 2010
What did he say? I didn't get to hear, just some yammering from Nomar on ESPN.
kschimke - May 9, 2010
His inflection just sounded douchey and he called his perfect game "perfect"
Corco - May 9, 2010
He's pretty well known to be a little bitch after all the nonsense with Rodriguez
The moment with his grandmother was nice, but beyond that, it’s going to be pretty annoying.
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Wait what?
Willits scored from 2nd on the wild pitch?
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
On a wild pitch strikeout
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
There was an error too.
Bascially league got 4 outs in those 2/3 of an inning.
the other side - May 9, 2010
Our catchers are not very good.
harkening - May 9, 2010
I'm willing to give Moore more time
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
I think he'll do a saunders
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Hey, thank you,
JY - May 9, 2010
Seriously.
the other side - May 9, 2010
So am I, but holy shit.
Also, it’s widely acknowledged that his potential with the bat far, far outpaces his potential behind the plate, which is how a run scores on a WP. His defense.
harkening - May 9, 2010
His defense has always sucked.
The best he can hope for is to be passable.
JY - May 9, 2010
And I don't mean passed balls.
Heyoooooooooo
JY - May 9, 2010
So, again.
In the context of a run scoring on a wild pitch, “our catchers are not very good.” I wasn’t saying “give up on him.”
harkening - May 9, 2010
Man, the Mariners snap their losing streak and Dallas Braden steals the show.
What an Asshole
Schuxu - May 9, 2010
Lets not get ahead of ourselves
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Great, you jinxed us.
JY - May 9, 2010
Didn't we just see right here how well all this jinxing works?
Schuxu - May 9, 2010
The A's announcers said Braden had a perfect game going at least 3 times since I turned it to their broadcast in the 8th.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Texas gets the sweep
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Morales doesn't get an RBI for striking out and helping the run score?
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
Griffey should be banned from hitting balls to right field
Corco - May 9, 2010
Well then he just won't hit anything.
Fuckmikereilly - May 9, 2010
Bahaha Rizzs that's Dallas' grandma
Corco - May 9, 2010
Damn, I had that ready to go, too.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
That's his grandma Rizz.
Goose - May 9, 2010
There needs to be a "shallow right field derby" just so Griffey can win something.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
I want a Mariner to throw a perfect game :(
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Fister or Vargas will at some point
Corco - May 9, 2010
Doug Fister!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I want the Mariners to win a game.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Fuck Oakland.
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
RETIRE
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Replace that with some Henice
Or maybe a 40 of Old E
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Josh better hit for the quad cycle
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Let's go Josh!
Hit that double!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
DO IT JOSH
DO THIS SHIT
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
WALKERHANS!
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
How was Josh _Wilsons 3rd hit scored a triple. Didn't Willits fumble the ball picking it up?
Schuxu - May 9, 2010
It got labeled as a bobble.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Who gives a fuck?
the other side - May 9, 2010
What is that Langerhans song?
I’ve wanted to know since last year
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Woo-who- you-who, er..
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Love you, Langerhans.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
My god I love Langerhans
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
If Josh Wilson doubles, I'll flip something
JLC - May 9, 2010
I'm going to buy a lottery ticket
Corco - May 9, 2010
I forgot about Beltre's cycle.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
Sweeney has to go once Milton is back.
Saunders and Langerhans need to be on this team.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Ryan Langerhans is what we hoped Chone Figgins would be!
Dewey N - May 9, 2010
LANGERSEX
WHY WERE YOU NOT IN THE MAJORS THIS WHOLE SEASON
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Swiffey!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Thats awesome!
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Because Mike Sweeney.
harkening - May 9, 2010
LANGERSEX!
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
Holy shit that Beltre cycle was awesome
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Huh. Maybe this is why they benched Napoli
JLC - May 9, 2010
Langerhans!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
If he hits it out of the park is he allowed to stand at second and not advance?
Corco - May 9, 2010
I think so acctually.
joof - May 9, 2010
Conor Jackson a couple of years ago went 5-5 with a homer, 2 singles, and 2 triples.
His last at bat was a triple that he could of stayed on 2nd for to get the cycle, but he didn’t. I was pissed.
Goose - May 9, 2010
C'MON PAPERBOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY
JLC - May 9, 2010
Langerhans batting just barely above Byrnes but man o man do I love him so much more.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
His OBP is like a bajillion.
joof - May 9, 2010
Only hey four walks in the last two days
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Five.
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
This is a hell of an at-bat
Corco - May 9, 2010
He should consciously go up there thinking double every time
Corco - May 9, 2010
Leading th PCL in doubles!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
In 546 career MLB PAs, Wilson has 4 triples and 5 homeruns coming into this game.
He has one of each so far tonight.
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
More Langersex!
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Langersex!
harkening - May 9, 2010
NO DON'T WALK HIM YOU STOKES YOU PEICE OF DOODIE
JLC - May 9, 2010
DIE STOKES
JLC - May 9, 2010
So it just goes without saying that I love Langerhans.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
GOD
Corco - May 9, 2010
FUCK!
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Booooo to that pitcher.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Damn.
Goose - May 9, 2010
They were scared of him.
harkening - May 9, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Lets bat around bitches!
joof - May 9, 2010
Just like when Ichiro was going for the cycle.
:(
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
FUCK STOKES
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
REDEEM YOURSELF ADAM MOORE!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Damnit I'm a batter early.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
FUCK
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
I'VE NEVER HATED A WALK MORE
Corco - May 9, 2010
Guess we'll just have to bat around to get Wilson the cycle
oscartehgrouch - May 9, 2010
Unbelieveable
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Do you know what this means?
Time to bat around!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Awwww, now we have to bat around.
This is going to suck.
JY - May 9, 2010
Don't worry, we're going to bat around.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Fuck You
the other side - May 9, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Let's get this shit tied up so it can go into extras
Corco - May 9, 2010
or bat around
Corco - May 9, 2010
Paging Mr. White.
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Hey let's not
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
We're going to hit 8 homeruns in a row to get back to Wilson.
joof - May 9, 2010
GriffLLent will be over!
harkening - May 9, 2010
I meant 7. Griffey will be out number 2.
joof - May 9, 2010
Then we'll be disappointed that his double didn't make it nine in a row.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
BOOOOO, be less awful, Stokes.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
LET'S LIGHT THIS COWARDLY BUTTFACE UP, SAUNDERS
JLC - May 9, 2010
C'mon Condor...
JY - May 9, 2010
When Stokes misses, he really misses....
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Can we call that an Icicle when they walk you to avoid the cycle?
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
A bicycle, maybe?
krb - May 9, 2010
A try-cycle.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
SEVEN MORE
Corco - May 9, 2010
Haha!
That’s what I was thinking
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Saunders!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Saunders can stay.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Saunders is so much fun to watch
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
CONDOR!
Alto - May 9, 2010
SAUNDERSEX
Stormton - May 9, 2010
Ichiro RBI this season-5, Josh Wilson RBI this season-4 (3 today).
There is a lesson to be learned here.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Ichiro is a leadoff hitter though
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Don't hit behind Jack Wilson and Rob Johnson if you want RBIs?
joof - May 9, 2010
Condor strikes again!
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
SAUNDERS!!
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
Condorman!
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
Condor!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Saunders!
Stay forever.
harkening - May 9, 2010
The Callups
rocking the whole day
Schuxu - May 9, 2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JLC - May 9, 2010
HE's BACK!
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Saunders is the man!
Heydude - May 9, 2010
SAUNDERS!
Please do not leave us
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
Powell's last name isn't on his jersey yet
It just says 30
Corco - May 9, 2010
Works for me.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Sawenders!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Go away Sweeney
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
I think we've met our new LF
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Welp, that settles it.
When Bradley comes back, he’s fulltime DH, Saunders is fulltime LF, and Langerhans is our permanent and only backup OF.
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
Saunders!! ok, let's bat around.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
So Saunders should totally stay on this team.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Give him the LF job!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Please Adam Moore!
Don’t GIDP!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Adam Moore redemption time.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
SIX MORE
Corco - May 9, 2010
Adam Moore!
harkening - May 9, 2010
WEEEEEEEE!
BrianL - May 9, 2010
HAHAHAHAH BOBBY ABREU!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Alto - May 9, 2010
Moore?
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Goose - May 9, 2010
YEAH YEAH YEAH ADAM MOORE
THANK YOU BOBBY ABREU
JLC - May 9, 2010
DON'T SWING
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
TOO LATE
JLC - May 9, 2010
HAHA FUCK YOU ANGELS
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
Abreu 4 Defense!
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
MOORE!!!!
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
MOORESEX
Stormton - May 9, 2010
Moore yes!
lailaihei - May 9, 2010
Bobby Abreu is a fantastic outfielder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
His eyes were closed!!!!!
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Outfield suckery for LA
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
Moore runs!!!
Heydude - May 9, 2010
Rookies!
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
I just woke up. Saunders!
And he hit one out? Jesus.
ignacio - May 9, 2010
BROKEN BAT!
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Aaaand the wheels are falling off for the Angels today
wyte_lightning - May 9, 2010
Finally it happens to someone else.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Felix is smiling!
Goose - May 9, 2010
SEVEN RUNS!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Felix is smiling. This is good.
Pump it loud tonight, boys.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
See, that's why Ichiro pulls up on those kinds of plays.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
Three little words:
In play, runs(s)
PDXTai - May 9, 2010
I love seeing it.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
That's well and good
but I was always partial to “in play, run-scoring play”
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
Those are three words that matter a lot to me.
Seeing as how I can’t watch any games…
JY - May 9, 2010
I hate seeing that
I’d rather have to read the full line of the play that happened then right away knowing if its an out or a run…
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
It's the suspense that makes it for me.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Exactly
fortyniners - May 9, 2010
MOORE MOORE MOORE!
MFAN - May 9, 2010
5 more hits needed!
Fuckmikereilly - May 9, 2010
Come on Ichiro
Bring home two more.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Ichi-fail.
:(
harkening - May 9, 2010
booo ichiro
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Never!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Die in a fire.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Bah.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Hey guys! Chone will get a hit here!
joof - May 9, 2010
Ichiro sucks
Corco - May 9, 2010
You are foolish.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Here's the part where Chone kills the rally.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Is it a rally if he comes up to the plate with a six run lead?
BrianL - May 9, 2010
I think so.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Cmon Figgy ride the comeback train
Alto - May 9, 2010
C'mon Figgins
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Cmon Figgy
Build up some confidence in yourself
MT Olson - May 9, 2010
Chone Figgins redemption time.
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
We need to with pink bats the rest of the year!
Big Jared - May 9, 2010
I feel like we say this every year
Corco - May 9, 2010
And they never listen!
See what happens!?
harkening - May 9, 2010
When will we learn?
Torrid - May 9, 2010
Five years running I bet.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
The Mariners love their moms more as a team than any other club in the league.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
WALK!
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
SEX SLAM TIME!
harkening - May 9, 2010
HOLY SHIT
FIVE MORE
Corco - May 9, 2010
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Angels bullpen!
JLC - May 9, 2010
GUTISLAM
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
Ah, all set up for a Guti
Grand Salami.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Figgins doing the only thing he knows how to do!
Besides K.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
I'll take it
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
LETS DO A GUT SLAM
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Figgins greated strength is not swinging.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Is that like Parmesan cheese?
harkening - May 9, 2010
Wilson might actually have a shot at this again
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
Griffey still has to come up :(
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
SEXBLAST!
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Chone!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Christ, lady, put your arms down
JLC - May 9, 2010
It's not her fault she got on the roller coaster with the Western Kentucky baseball team.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
How many more runs until we double our runs-scored for the season?
Two?
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
This is hard to believe, but we scored 11 runs in a game earlier this year!
joof - May 9, 2010
I guess all this proves is that the Mariners really love their Mothers'...
I'mSureI'veSeenWorse - May 9, 2010
It proves that Alan Cockrell was the cause of our offensive woes.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
And the Angels don't
krb - May 9, 2010
Guti looks even sexier with that pink bat.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Guti RBI!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Someone wins money if the M's score exactly 7 runs.
Guti says: Fuck that guy.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
I thought it was seven runs in the seventh?
joof - May 9, 2010
They changed it this year.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
FUNK WALK!
joof - May 9, 2010
Guitwalk!
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
SEXWALK
Alto - May 9, 2010
HOLY SHIT WE WALKED A RUN IN
Corco - May 9, 2010
Loafieslam?
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
Loafie's second career slam (and of the season!) + Braden perfecto + Wilson cycle...
This day would be so fucked up.
harkening - May 9, 2010
That'll work Guti
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Guti walk!
Let’s get Josh Wilson back up.
Heydude - May 9, 2010
LOPEZ
Corco - May 9, 2010
Holy shit, Josh Wilson just might get another chance.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Not if Jr has anything to do with it. :(
PDXTai - May 9, 2010
This is more like it.
Yes, indeed.
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
I'm loving the walks
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
I predict that we will win this game
JLC - May 9, 2010
Way to go out on a limb there.
wyte_lightning - May 9, 2010
Nice RBI
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Fucking Lopez
Don’t swing for Christ’s sake
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
GOD
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Lopez is ambitious
IlliniM - May 9, 2010
THAT'S A DISCIPRINE
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Jose Lopez, you lack a disciprine!
Goose - May 9, 2010
Is he turning Japanese?
JY - May 9, 2010
No, he is just ronery out there
The other guys more or less have the discipline now…
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
South Park reference.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I never get these.
JY - May 9, 2010
There was reason there were no takers for him last winter
Sirbunt - May 9, 2010
How is all of this happening in a single game?
Torrid - May 9, 2010
MORE POWELL
JLC - May 9, 2010
Loafie you are a retard
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Oh Lopez.
Bases loaded walk and Lopez swings at his eyes.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Leaving Stokes out to dry
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
Yeah I almost feel sorry for him
But then I remember he plays for the Angels so fuck him.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Fuck you, Loafie!
harkening - May 9, 2010
Whats a DISCIPRINE?
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT?
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
LOPEZ IS A COCKWAGON
Corco - May 9, 2010
.
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Fantastic.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Well how 'bout that!
Torrid - May 9, 2010
Can you believe it?!
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
YES
Corco - May 9, 2010
Lopez looked like he wanted to end the inning, ASAP.
Heydude - May 9, 2010
He's worried Josh Wilson might take his job
Corco - May 9, 2010
Jose Lopez takes pride in his defense?
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
Lopez fail!
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Fucking Lopez
Why do you have to swing at every goddamn pitch?
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Oh yeah
BECAUSE HE’S TERRIBLE
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Way to deny Josh's hopes of a cycle you dickbutt
Alto - May 9, 2010
Well fuck they tried.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Everyone but Lopie...
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Lopez is late for his mother's day party.
PDXTai - May 9, 2010
Is she even alive?
Torrid - May 9, 2010
He's always on time for a FAT toad party.
Piece of shit.
hawks02 - May 9, 2010
GODDAMMIT LOAFIE >:(
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
We should move Saunders up in the lineup
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Lopez isn't a team player
He just wanted his own.
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Look at his fat ass
He’s had plenty of his own
hawks02 - May 9, 2010
More ROOKIES!
(Is Fister a rookie?)
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Fister is not a rookie.
JY - May 9, 2010
No.
harkening - May 9, 2010
No
Had 6 starts or so last year.
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Walkamatsu Ball!
Except Lopez. You suck Lopez.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Someone just got drilled with a foul ball.
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Oh god that little kid in the crowd got hit in the head.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Hope he's okay
skywaker9 - May 9, 2010
Because this game would have otherwise been far too positive
Torrid - May 9, 2010
Surprised no one's picked up on it yet
JLC - May 9, 2010
Should've been paying attention :o
BrettJMiller - May 9, 2010
Shawn Kelley is not Sean White.
This is a good thing.
harkening - May 9, 2010
A wonderful thing.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
It's a seven-run lead, which means the better one is being used in low-leverage situations
This is not good.
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Fister is a pornstar in baseballl clothes.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Mariners: .363 with 2 HR, 8 RBI, and 7 BB today
Alexander Calloway - May 9, 2010
Bliss.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I guess he really was the problem
Alexander Calloway - May 9, 2010
16, count 'em, 16 walks in the last 2 games.
16!
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Stone's twitter:
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
Fuck yes.
JY - May 9, 2010
Ahaha
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
So douchebaggery runs in the family?
harkening - May 9, 2010
I see she's a douchebag just like her grandson.
Goose - May 9, 2010
In the Battle of Douchebags
I’m with Braden on this one.
TrashiDawa - May 9, 2010
Pretty safe to say they're both self-absorbed assholes
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
I would of been. had he just said one thing about it and then that's it.
But he keeps mouthing off about it. Him and his grandma need to shut the fuck up already.
Goose - May 9, 2010
Seriously. if it's not a bid deal, then shut the fuck up, Dallas (and family).
MFAN - May 9, 2010
big.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
Betty White on SNL and this...
The old folks are getting restless
Torrid - May 9, 2010
?
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Nice
Corco - May 9, 2010
I hope A-Rod kicks his whole family's ass.
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Bradens Grandma woud kick A-Rods roided ass. She knows proper mound etiquette.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Except for the whole not being a rule thing, yeah!
joof - May 9, 2010
A-rod is a sure fire hall of famer, your grandson is not.
MFAN - May 9, 2010
Loafie is not Beltre.
harkening - May 9, 2010
Thats for goddam sure
I just Hate toad, no real reason why, I just do.
hawks02 - May 9, 2010
I really thought he was gonna be traded. I thought some NL team with a short leftfield wall
ignacio - May 9, 2010
No. He jumped late.
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Saunders just Rivera'd it!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
was that a byrnes impression?
Dgood - May 9, 2010
Ibanez
nemo1 - May 9, 2010
Hmmm that was a familiar event
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
No Saunders no
I like you too much
Stormton - May 9, 2010
Holy shit we're about to win.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
Wait are we going to WIN???!!!
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
Hopefully playing time
For some of the guys that are hungry. . . no not Jr, Lopez, and Sweeney.
hawks02 - May 9, 2010
Why are we walking Michael Ryan?
JY - May 9, 2010
There we go.
JY - May 9, 2010
WIN!!!!??????
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
HANG ON TIME
Poochie - May 9, 2010
A win! A win! I'm gonna cry!
harkening - May 9, 2010
VICTORY!!!
drblacknwhite - May 9, 2010
SUCK IT LOSING STREAK
BrianL - May 9, 2010
WWWWIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!1!!!
wyte_lightning - May 9, 2010
WIN!
Kawnliee - May 9, 2010
WINNER!
Punkhazard - May 9, 2010
THANK GOD!
Ender15 - May 9, 2010
Ice cream!
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
WE WON A GAME
Griffin Cooper - May 9, 2010
WIN.
nemo1 - May 9, 2010
WIN!
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
MARINERS WIN!
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
It'zzz ALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE~~~
Allen Wu - May 9, 2010
YES YES YES YES
It’s fucking over.
ScottBrowne - May 9, 2010
WE WON?????
ignacio - May 9, 2010
MY GOD! A WIN!
Goose - May 9, 2010
THANKS ALAN COCKRELL FOR YOUR INSTRUCTION LEADING TO THE TWELVE HITS ACQUIRED TODAY
Corco - May 9, 2010
OOPS.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 9, 2010
This feeling is odd
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
1-8 HOMESTAND
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Let's have a parade!
JY - May 9, 2010
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
MARINERS ACTUALLY WIN
Crystal for DH - May 9, 2010
YES!!!!
ignacio - May 9, 2010
NOOOO!
wyte_lightning - May 9, 2010
It's been far too long.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
We need more opportunites to use this.
Also Scruffy’s version.
JY - May 9, 2010
For some reason, it makes me sad in a way
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Oh how I've missed you Fiddle Cat
Brian Floyd - May 9, 2010
Playoffs?
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
Back on the wagon everybody!
Goose - May 9, 2010
CLIFF LEE NEXT GAME!
ThundaPC - May 9, 2010
Happy Mother's Day everyone!
krb - May 9, 2010
I forgot what this winning thing felt like!
Alto - May 9, 2010
Mariners 1-0: .363 with 2 HR, 8 RBI, and 7 BB today since firing hitting coach
Alexander Calloway - May 9, 2010
We should fire Powell tomorrow!
harkening - May 9, 2010
I hope we can keep this up
C-Nage - May 9, 2010
And yet, Griffey and Sweeney still blow and are taking up two roster spots for no reason
cwel87 - May 9, 2010
Suck it Angels moms!
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
Woot! And Cockrell called himself a hitting coach
Mejeh - May 9, 2010
Josh Wilson actually acknowledges that he knew he was a double short of the cycle.
BrianL - May 9, 2010
I'm sure every player knows...it's stupid how they say those things.
BrettJMiller - May 9, 2010
It's OVEEEEEERRRRRRRR.
Fuckmikereilly - May 9, 2010
Leeeeeeeeeet iiiiit go.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
I'm reccing this because I suspect it's referencing a tune I quite enjoy.
JY - May 9, 2010
I suspect you are right.
Eyeball Kid - May 9, 2010
Good man.
JY - May 9, 2010
WE WIN!
Hopefully we can be like the Rockies (from last year), and win like 13 in a row or something like that
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
"Alonzo's here now!"
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Firing people works!
Quick Z, fire someone else. we need to get to .500.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
3rd base coach?
Dgood - May 9, 2010
Sweeney?
harkening - May 9, 2010
I wonder if Griffey or Sweeney
would have any 3rd base coaching ability.
SeaKoala - May 9, 2010
Bad Idea
They’d probably grab the runner and give a big hug.
hawks02 - May 9, 2010
Mascot experience, perhaps?
ErictheRed - May 9, 2010
I definitely vote 3rd base coach
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
Two bad calls today.
Waving Franklin around was pure stupidity.
ChaseB - May 9, 2010
All of the above.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
We already switched once. Let's do it again!
After all, this guy hasn’t exactly been lucky or anything
ignacio - May 9, 2010
Hire Byrnes back
So we can fire him again.
FisteeFisterer - May 9, 2010
FIRE MIKE BRUMLEY!
magistermilitum - May 9, 2010
Dammit, we won.
I guess Lookout Landing is about to get 73% less funny.
CapSea - May 9, 2010
Michael Saunders has power!
ignacio - May 9, 2010
SO HIGH
BRKLN M'S - May 9, 2010
In the last 2 games combined the Mariners have walked 16 times.
16!
Slow Country - May 9, 2010
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