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The Saddest Player In The Pros

Say hello to the newest Tacoma Rainier: righty Scott Patterson.

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I think the Mariners' reputation may precede them.

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His sorrow brings me joy.
Schadenfreude!!
Fuck you lady-

That’s what stairs are for!

Seems like a Scotty

Instead of a Scott.

He looks like he just got busted for cooking meth.
He looks like he just found out what a minor league salary is.

He should know by now.

He looks like he long ago gave up giving a shit about a goddam thing
He looks like the tropic of

oh wait wrong joke

He looks like an extra in a movie about the Great Depression
If I dropped my kid of at Little League practice and his coach looked like that

I’d run back to the car with my kid, lock the doors, and drive off but not before I wrote down the license plate numbers of every van in the parking lot.

Hey, the Rainiers aren't half bad-- 29-28
Actually...

I think that is the definition of half bad, 29-28…

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He's gained weight
And aged like 25 years it appears.
Okay, seriously...

Christ

Cheer up buddy

I really hope he replaces Snell.
Sorta reminds me of Conan O'Brien
With the constant sadness of Max Weinberg
Maybe he really hates getting his picture taken
But seriously we just signed the baseball version of Eeyore

His hat probably falls off his head all the time, and he just stares at it morosely and sighs.

Apparently our plan is to have a Hundred Acre Wood reunion.
We've got Figger as Tigger.
[sigh]

“We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”

 “Can’t all what?”

“Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”

Hmm.

Maybe Scotty read this

Hello, all you happy people. You know what? I'm the new pitcher.

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