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by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 10, 2010 9:47 PM PDT in Miscellaneous
Say hello to the newest Tacoma Rainier: righty Scott Patterson.
I think the Mariners' reputation may precede them.
0 recs | 31 comments
SethGrandpa - June 10, 2010 reply
wyte_lightning - June 10, 2010 reply
That’s what stairs are for!
seattlecougar - June 11, 2010 reply
Instead of a Scott.
Drew_D - June 10, 2010 reply
I Lick Squirrels - June 10, 2010 reply
He should know by now.
JY - June 10, 2010 reply
Bearskin Rugburn - June 10, 2010 reply
oh wait wrong joke
pdb - June 11, 2010 reply
ThomasG - June 11, 2010 reply
I’d run back to the car with my kid, lock the doors, and drive off but not before I wrote down the license plate numbers of every van in the parking lot.
RustyJohn - June 10, 2010 reply
the other side - June 10, 2010 reply
killer_ewok18 - June 10, 2010 reply
I think that is the definition of half bad, 29-28…
ambrosia2112 - June 10, 2010 reply
Griffin Cooper - June 10, 2010 reply
MFAN - June 10, 2010 reply
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2010 reply
Cheer up buddy
OceanBird - June 11, 2010 reply
Mariner John - June 11, 2010 reply
Gihyou - June 11, 2010 reply
His hat probably falls off his head all the time, and he just stares at it morosely and sighs.
CapSea - June 11, 2010 reply
thehemogoblin - June 11, 2010 reply
No?
“We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”
“Can’t all what?”
“Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”
msb - June 11, 2010 reply
Maybe Scotty read this
Greg Pirkl Lives - June 11, 2010 reply
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His sorrow brings me joy.
SethGrandpa - June 10, 2010
Schadenfreude!!
wyte_lightning - June 10, 2010
Fuck you lady-
That’s what stairs are for!
seattlecougar - June 11, 2010
Seems like a Scotty
Instead of a Scott.
Drew_D - June 10, 2010
He looks like he just got busted for cooking meth.
I Lick Squirrels - June 10, 2010
He looks like he just found out what a minor league salary is.
He should know by now.
JY - June 10, 2010
He looks like he long ago gave up giving a shit about a goddam thing
Bearskin Rugburn - June 10, 2010
He looks like the tropic of
oh wait wrong joke
pdb - June 11, 2010
He looks like an extra in a movie about the Great Depression
ThomasG - June 11, 2010
If I dropped my kid of at Little League practice and his coach looked like that
I’d run back to the car with my kid, lock the doors, and drive off but not before I wrote down the license plate numbers of every van in the parking lot.
RustyJohn - June 10, 2010
I was hoping we would get a bit more for Lee.
the other side - June 10, 2010
Hey, the Rainiers aren't half bad-- 29-28
killer_ewok18 - June 10, 2010
Actually...
I think that is the definition of half bad, 29-28…
ambrosia2112 - June 10, 2010
You got me
killer_ewok18 - June 10, 2010
Almost!
Griffin Cooper - June 10, 2010
.
MFAN - June 10, 2010
He's gained weight
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2010
And aged like 25 years it appears.
MFAN - June 10, 2010
Okay, seriously...
MFAN - June 10, 2010
Christ
Cheer up buddy
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2010
I really hope he replaces Snell.
MFAN - June 10, 2010
Sorta reminds me of Conan O'Brien
OceanBird - June 11, 2010
With the constant sadness of Max Weinberg
Mariner John - June 11, 2010
Maybe he really hates getting his picture taken
Gihyou - June 11, 2010
But seriously we just signed the baseball version of Eeyore
His hat probably falls off his head all the time, and he just stares at it morosely and sighs.
Gihyou - June 11, 2010
Apparently our plan is to have a Hundred Acre Wood reunion.
CapSea - June 11, 2010
We've got Figger as Tigger.
thehemogoblin - June 11, 2010
...
No?
CapSea - June 11, 2010
[sigh]
“We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”
“Can’t all what?”
“Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”
msb - June 11, 2010
Hmm.
Maybe Scotty read this
msb - June 11, 2010
Hello, all you happy people. You know what? I'm the new pitcher.
Greg Pirkl Lives - June 11, 2010
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