Doesn’t change the fact that he was the first player I ever hated. One of his implosions is still the only game I have ever left early where someone I was with wasn’t sick.
One of the 22 AL pitchers to strike out 4 in an inning was apparently Scott Baker.
I mean, WTF? For those of you who don’t follow the Twins obsessively, he’s one of our teams copious “Nearly no strike outs, but no idea what a walk even is” pitchers. How the FUCK did he do that?
As do whichever parts of me suffer from all the coffee I’ve been having at work.
Except, wait, I don’t hate Scruffy. He’s a demigod.
And if you get a chance, Target Field is gorgeous. You should come visit us! And you could come to Twinkie Town if you can’t get all the way to Target Field.
Milton needs to start hitting.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Hes a human wrecking ball
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
Thread 1 hidden in 3....2....
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
I think you mean Threa
Corco - June 3, 2010
d's are overrated
Grady Clapp - June 3, 2010
I come again.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
6/3: Open Game Threa, Part 2
wyte_lightning - June 3, 2010
I'm scared of this inning
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Slightly less so now
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
This inning is cute
Punkhazard - June 3, 2010
All fear the three "ballers"
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
I think it was "maulers."
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
that would be a little less awkward
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
Sims used the word "maul" the other day.
I think it was “And the mauling continues…” He may be developing a new favorite word.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Woooo Felix!
BrianL - June 3, 2010
That was a beautiful pitch.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
Good let's have the Twins rally
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
Dave Simms
Standards!
Drew_D - June 3, 2010
Sims
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Sexton
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
No I believe you are incorrect.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Saxon
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
It bothers me people can't get names right when they are spelled on the screen every game.
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
You're assuming people know how to read
Corco - June 3, 2010
Screen?
Where is that on my radio cast?
Drew_D - June 3, 2010
Oof
You’re right, apologies.
Drew_D - June 3, 2010
Blowers with a nice voice crack there.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
Fuck this, we got the fries, let's scram
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
OT: Lakers up 10+
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
Lakers in the finals again?
Whatever.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Stern rigged it again.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
UW Softball up 3-1 in the 4th.
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Tiger Woods 7 back at Memorial
What are we doing here?
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Lakers up 19 in the 4th quarter.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Concord Blue Devils up two points on the rest of the field.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
15. Suck it Bawstun.
JBell523 - June 3, 2010
It was over at halftime.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
NBA.
Ehhh.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
What's an nba?
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
One of them salary capped sports.
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
Are they playing the 1998 Chicago Bulls?
Corco - June 3, 2010
Fuck them.
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
Stop showing the rally fries.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Griffey hit!
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
Go Mariners!
Poochie - June 3, 2010
FSN cameras are so confused by our outfield's range.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
Worst defense in the league.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
in...tears....
http://tweetphoto.com/25461195
Robert - June 3, 2010 via mobile
Dear. God.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
I heart you.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Oh holy Christ
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
Oh good god.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Holy Santa Claus shit
krb - June 3, 2010
This shit isn't funny
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
You love this night.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
It just isn't as fresh
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
What if next year I made you a fan trailer?
Behind the music style?
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
I think I might be too busy to appreciate this thread in all its splendor
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
lso yes
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Also
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Deal.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Also I have rec'd nearly all of your work
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I'll double check this.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Confirmed.
Minus the rash….
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
That was hidden because my goodness
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Did he actually post the rash again?
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
This was a new one, in gif form
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
With Jeff!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
I haven't seen either. :(
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
Remind me to show you it later.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Wrong
Poochie - June 3, 2010
Bahahahahahahahaha
the other side - June 3, 2010
OMG
I… I love it. OMG. I want to move to Seattle! :(
You can have Carl Pavano if we can have LOLCat night.
He’s got the porn stache…!
What’s that, you want Joe? Well… Maybe…
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Deal!
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
Throw in Scruffy or no deal
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Deal's off.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
You could have...
The standard Twins trade package:
Tolbert, Casilla, Brian Buscher (or was he claimed off waivers? Hell if I know!), and Glen Perkins…
That and Mauer for Scruffy and LOLCat Night. I bet our shitty utility infielders can outhit your shitty utility infielders!
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Did you just say we get Mauer????
Sorry Scruffy you are gone.
the other side - June 3, 2010
I would take that one for the team.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
This is better then when I was optioned to Single A Halo's Heaven.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Hahahaha
Oh dear.. Oh dear.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
I've reconsidered
I think we would trade Joe for Scruffy, LOLCat night, and uhhh… Rob Johnson. We could eat him.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
I'm only rec'ing this because it's you
Fuzz - June 3, 2010
WEEEEEE!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Whoa
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Anyone else afraid of having nightmares with Jeff's head in them?
Grady Clapp - June 3, 2010
What would Jeff's mother think?
OceanBird - June 3, 2010
DEAR. GOD.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Fuck that's creepy
I like it
AyalaHitYou - June 3, 2010
Yes!!!!
the other side - June 3, 2010
Oh no
krb - June 3, 2010
Right as I saw this image, "Bodies" came on on the commercial.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
AAAAHHH
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
WINNER!
Grady Clapp - June 3, 2010
Oh my God this is horrid.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Not the direction I was expecting.
But approved!
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
FUCK YOU
Torrid - June 3, 2010
Awww, it won't give you nightmares.
The other spider .gif, on the other hand…
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
I know you're married
But is there room for a third party?
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
Are we talking about tag teaming?
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
I just want to be in your life Scruffy
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
Not your wife. Probably
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
Heh.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Can't wait til your wife takes over the keyboard again
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
This is good.
I like it.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
I'll rec this as long as you stop before it gets into Ronald McDonald Gremlin territory.
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
Pfft the Ronald McDonald Gremlin is tame now.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
WEeeee
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
I like it.
Gihyou - June 3, 2010
This makes me want to cry
royalcurve - June 3, 2010
Yeah, the spiders should be moving too.
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
This is beyond words.
John Morgan - June 3, 2010
Magnefique!
Decatur - June 3, 2010
Good fucking Jesus.
Matt Erickson - June 4, 2010
Felix
The sequence of pitches he threw to Mauer and Morneau almost identical
ttotmax - June 3, 2010
Awesomeness defined
You know what’s coming and you can’t stop it.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Well at least Kotch made him work
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
I really can't stand to watch Kotchman for much longer
Kaorikaze - June 3, 2010
maybe I'll sit down
Kaorikaze - June 3, 2010
Dave doing a callout to Griffey on the radio
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
He said some kind words on the TV side
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Those watching...
was that 4th pitch as terrible as it appeared on gameday? Gameday put it almost in the dirt.
PLU Tim - June 3, 2010
Mike Sweeney has a .806 OPS
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Aw no way
Poochie - June 3, 2010
WILSON!
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
zomg no castaway
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
So when does Mangini get called up?
Park adjusted wOBA is .460.
houseofprime - June 3, 2010
There are already lasers set up around home plate for balls and strikes, Blowers
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
I was not aware of this.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Bull shit.
Pics or didn’t happen.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Jack Wilson is so out of a job.
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
1st base!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
The Paperboy:
COLLECTS SUBSCRIPTIONS!
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Just got caught up on the last game thread.
Must…breathe…..
Benne - June 3, 2010
Well done Rob, your mom would be proud.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Like. Clockwork.
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson, everybody!
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson is so out of a job
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
OH MY GOD ROB JOHNSON YOU ARE THE WORST BASEBALL PLAYER I'VE EVER WATCHED
I HATE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN YUNI
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
There you go, let it out.
the other side - June 3, 2010
At least Yuni was fast and, on occasion, clutch.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
Rob doesn't know what this "clutch" thing is
Hence all these fucking passed balls.
Matt Erickson - June 4, 2010
Oh Rob
God you suck.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
ROB JOHNSON IS HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
That DP was Rob Johnson's fault
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
Honest question
Has there been a player that you’ve hated more than Rob Johnson?
Ayala? Mesa?
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
No one. Absolutely no one.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
On my own team?
Hard to think of one.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Ayala by a mile
AyalaHitYou - June 3, 2010
Spezio
ttotmax - June 3, 2010
Yeah actually, Player A might beat him.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
NO
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Yes, but the pain that Rob causes is fresh.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
A-Rod.
But only after he left.
While he was on the team: Ayala probably wins.
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
Ayala.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
Ayala did well for a while though.
People always just choose to ignore this due to 1998.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
That may be true.
Doesn’t change the fact that he was the first player I ever hated. One of his implosions is still the only game I have ever left early where someone I was with wasn’t sick.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
I will never hate him as much as RoJo, or Mesa, or Slocumb, or Cirillo, or Player A.
He’s not even in the upper echelon of bad Mariners.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
To each their own.
I think it’s mainly just because he was the first, and I was probably young and stupid for hating him as much as I did.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
Eh, I understand the hate.
He had an ERA above 7. I mostly blame Piniella for continuing to trot someone with that high of an ERA out there.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Yeah, its a shame he was a raging alcoholic or whatever his problem was, because I remember he was pretty solid back around 94.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
Jeff Cirillo is the first that comes to mind for me.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
Mesa.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Ayala. Mesa is a very, very close second.
Benne - June 3, 2010
Ayala, Slocumb, and Mesa ruined my first years of fandom
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
The bullpen in general those years was a conspiracy to make life miserable for Mariner fans.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
I will always hate Woodward for those awful bullpens.
Fuck, even Bavasi could build a decent pen out of spare parts. It’s one of the least-hard tasks a GM can do.
Benne - June 3, 2010
Bavasi had Safeco to work with.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Giovanni Carrara
Corco - June 3, 2010
Jeff Weaver maybe.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
Silva and its not even close.
Robert - June 3, 2010 via mobile
Speaking as a Twins fan
God am I glad we didn’t resign him. Thank heaven for Bill Bavasi. Or whoever your old GM was.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
That's the dumbass!
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
To be fair
Prior to going to Seattle, with an excellent infield defense behind him, Silva was merely bad.
He turned on the afterburners of suck after he got to you fellas. :)
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Batista and Silva
Decatur - June 3, 2010
And Mesa.
Decatur - June 3, 2010
heh
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
I should privately send you some new source material
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I thought really digging for your face.
But I’m kind of enjoying the simplicity of the 4 face method. Though I believe its time for another jeff in pictures thread.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Or I could just friend you with my secret Facebook account
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I have found said account once.
Lets see if I can do it again.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
It isn't hard
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
THATS WHAT..... nevermind.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Good boy
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Success?
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Good job!
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
The "blind pilot" interest tipped me off.
.Taylor - June 3, 2010
I actually keep it secret for a reason
Scruffy just gets an exception because he needs some source material.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Plus we need to conduct a interview for the "Behind the Blogger" special we'll be doing.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
I am so in
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
We?
.Taylor - June 3, 2010
Now your just being a rec whore.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Hush you
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Why are you you?
Decatur - June 3, 2010
Bunchie!
ScottBrowne - June 3, 2010
When does Scruffy get his own sidebar section?
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
... I want one.
krb - June 3, 2010
I hate you Rob.
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
I am Rob Johnson.
Hitting into DP’s is what I do.
Charles Gipson is a Mangod - June 3, 2010
The first line from his pornographic film.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Fuck
I totally forgot it was Cheezeburger night… Scruffy, I love you
seattlecougar - June 3, 2010
Cool article on Griffey by a guy with Fox Sports-Ohio
http://www.foxsportsohio.com/06/03/10/Griffey-retires-from-the-game-not-family/landing.html?blockID=246466&feedID=3800
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
For whoever was asking in the previous thread who was on the cover of Triple Play 98 . . .
Brian Jordan!
Teej - June 3, 2010
Atlanta Falcons!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
I know his nephew!
Not that anyone cares!
flashbeak - June 3, 2010
He used to be that good?
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
In 1997, he got hurt and managed a .580 OPS
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I had to look this up, too.
Then I remembered that back then they used to name the games a year ahead of time. Triple Play 98 came out before the 1997 season.
Teej - June 3, 2010
Retarded
Also, curse!
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Hell yeah
Teej - June 3, 2010
He was good!
Poochie - June 3, 2010
Have they played Snoqualmie yet tonight?
Haven’t heard it.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Nope
ScottBrowne - June 3, 2010
The Snoqualmie Casino ads have been for a MMA show.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
Did I mention I'm possibly doing the ads for Silver Reef Casino?
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Yes.
We are happily anticipating.
msb - June 3, 2010
Everybody likes the catchy 'We come again" stuff you should try something like that.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Go baseball!
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
How has Felix looked?
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
Meh first inning.
Businesslike since then.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Felixy
1 run, 4 hits.
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
Slow start
But once he got through that he has been totally locked in.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Safeco'd
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
Filthy.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Watching Ichiro catch a ball makes my knees weak with adoration
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
Wait
Denard Span and Delmon Young aren’t the same person?
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
OT, Lakers walk away with a boring easy win in game 1
102-89.
Fuck.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Really, who cares what happens in a fixed league?
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
It was horrible
Because you had two teams that games are fixed for, lots of fouls.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Odom must have shown up?
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
No Gasol kicked ass
KG played like total shit as well.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
NOBODY CARES
Robert - June 3, 2010 via mobile
He's droppin the curve
like its hot!
ttotmax - June 3, 2010
SAUNDERS!
MY OH MY!
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Condor!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
CONDOR!
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
SAUNDERS!
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
Hot diggity damn!
BrianL - June 3, 2010
WORST DEFENSE IN BASEBALL!
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
Condor'd
ScottBrowne - June 3, 2010
Saunders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Condor!!!1
Alto - June 3, 2010
Saund!
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
THE CONDOR SWOOPING IN!!!
Allen Wu - June 3, 2010
Condor'd.
Kawnliee - June 3, 2010
Fuck
We need Lowe back
ttotmax - June 3, 2010
CONDOR
kennerdoloman - June 3, 2010
Need more runs!
Cordero soft landing!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Roof closing
Yeah we might need more runs.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Saunders hits everything hard.
Slurvey - June 3, 2010
Insert domestic violence joke here
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
JEFF YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
YESSSSSS
abender20 - June 3, 2010
My favorite
Torrid - June 3, 2010
Ahahaha
royalcurve - June 3, 2010
Are you on steroids?
88fingerslukee - June 3, 2010
He probably is but so recced.
MsForever - June 3, 2010
Agreed.
The production is outrageous.
88fingerslukee - June 3, 2010
To be fair, he loaded up all day.
But this thread is all new material made on the spot, I think.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Thread 2 is all new stuff.
Everything else was made in about a hour.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Like I said
Steroids. Or crazy on fire NBA Jam style.
88fingerslukee - June 3, 2010
Its sorta my job?
I’m a hybrid editor/Motion effects artist/Cameraman.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Then where are all the explosions?
Michael Bay is disappointed.
88fingerslukee - June 3, 2010
Has nothing to do with Jeff but I made it!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
If you're looking for work I heard the Penny Arcade folks just put out an APB for area camera crews.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
I actually just turned down a directorial position today at the place I've been contracting. (Bangladesh one)
Really want to get my own thing going with my bro.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Best of luck to you.
Loved the work on that Bangladesh video.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Incredible. Hahahaha.
MsForever - June 3, 2010
Yeah, 4 face method is the best.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
That's 25% of the charm.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Why just four faces?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/4/29/470207/13-14
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Too much work.
88fingerslukee - June 3, 2010
Because you staged chugging Speedway from the bottle.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
I count 14 faces available
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I still can't believe you gave us this ammo.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
One of those should come back to haunt you.
Mainly the one where you look handicapped.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Well, one of the ones where you look handicapped.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
derpa derp!
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Ya but I have to create the top of your head on most of them.
Which leaves to the weird hair cut on the screaming face.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Gotcha
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I love the confusion following the Vidro RBI double
CKel - June 3, 2010
The 4 faces are so versatile.
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
Someone almost got hit by the condor
Allen Wu - June 3, 2010
I am finding that my interest in this team is directly correlated to Saunders' level of success
tait644 - June 3, 2010
my goodness
The twins are slumping
Zack Carlson - June 3, 2010
or were that good
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
Isn't this implied by "slumping"?
Matt Erickson - June 4, 2010
Maybe you guys would appreciate this
Zack Carlson - June 3, 2010
DEAR GOD
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Now I won't be able to sleep. I have a test tomorrow you know?
Allen Wu - June 3, 2010
WHAT IS UP WITH HIS EYES
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Sin City
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Makes me think of Sam McDowell.
ignacio - June 3, 2010
Oi
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
WHAT
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Oh my.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Why are the eyes not moving back and forth
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
Oh noes.
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
I don't wanna sound gay or nothin'
But Depeche Mode is a pretty good band!
section331 - June 3, 2010
JAFFA KREE!
JAH - June 3, 2010
He looks like Jafar from Aladdin about to climax.
Decatur - June 4, 2010
Another on-air namedrop for Red
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Wearing the tote bag!
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
What was with the tote bag?
msb - June 3, 2010
For the ladies
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Is that the 'ladies day' tote?
Is ladie’s day overlapping with lol-cat?!?
msb - June 3, 2010
Ahem.
ladies.
msb - June 3, 2010
Yes, it's girls night out as well tonight.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
That's just crazy!
msb - June 3, 2010
"Bring your girlfriends"
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Too much fun!
My head is asploding!
msb - June 3, 2010
Look, he's toying with him!
ttotmax - June 3, 2010
Awww
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
Looks like Griffey got an early start on retirement.
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
According the graphic
Griffey retired twice.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Griffey retired in '87?
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
He then proceeded to make one hell of a comeback
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
Awww, fuck you, Valencia.
kennerdoloman - June 3, 2010
He has a hit streak to keep up you asshole 3rd baseman!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Dave, you really dont' need to mention 3 times an inning
That Valenica is making his MLB debut…
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Is he now?
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Anybody have that King Felix thats in the ad on ussmariner?
Have to get one of those.
houseofprime - June 3, 2010
shirt*
houseofprime - June 3, 2010
.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Ahahahaha
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
Magnificent.
JAH - June 3, 2010
I'd ignore Chris Rock and David Spade too.
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
Yeah. LA.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
I wish I knew what he was saying.
InSpokane - June 3, 2010
Chris Rock just lost his career.
Wilder. - June 3, 2010
Wish I could read lips.
msb - June 3, 2010
Bahahaha, Kobe is such a cool cat.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Fixed.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
YES
88fingerslukee - June 3, 2010
I love you so much.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Alley oop
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
SLAMA JAMA!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
30 points tonight Jeff, impressive stuff.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Hernandez hit 96
in the 8th. That’s quality.
Zack Carlson - June 3, 2010
And he has some sick movement tonight too.
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
UW softball team tied 3-3 vs. Georgia
Bottom 5 of their opening game at the College Softball World Series.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Nobody cares about that game either
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
concur
AyalaHitYou - June 3, 2010
I bet their families do.
the other side - June 3, 2010
They aren't real people
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
Carry on then.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Don't call him a nobody!
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Just flipped over to ESPN and saw the score during a TV timeout
I could care less either.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
You COULD NOT care less
If you could care less, that means you care more than “not at all”
Sorry, pet peeve of mine, but I always notice it.
Karma Police - June 3, 2010
SEX ME RAW FELIX
BrianL - June 3, 2010
I want to jack off to this start
Poochie - June 3, 2010
Done and done
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
Started out frustrating but pretty much sex now.
the other side - June 3, 2010
For those who are not LoLcat fans their entire tactical command is here if you wanted to slay the beast.
Robert - June 3, 2010 via mobile
Might hit Felix or Guti in the crossfire. Almost worth it still.
the other side - June 3, 2010
Fucking Rob Johnson.
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
Oh fuck you ROb
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
God dammit Rob.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Fuck you Rob
Graham MacAree - June 3, 2010
ROB. JOHNSON.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson needs to be fucking sterilized
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Notrob
Opportunity not lost.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
4 SO inning incoming
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
We better never have a Furry Night
Poor Moose.
OceanBird - June 3, 2010
I want to kill Rob Johnson
Allen Wu - June 3, 2010
Rob fuckin' Johnson
Alto - June 3, 2010
What a retard.
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
ROB JOHNSON IS QUITE UNLIKEABLE
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
ROB FUCKING JOHNSON EVERYBODY.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson, ladies and gentlemen...
Nick Magnuson - June 3, 2010
Dear Rob
You suck.
JoshF - June 3, 2010
Cockface!
AyalaHitYou - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson is a professional catcher.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
OUR CATCHER IS BETTER THAN YOUR CATCHER.
It’s almost not fair to make fun of Rob, is it?
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson deserves drawn and quartered
Poochie - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson is Rob Johnson.
ForwardMomentum - June 3, 2010
How much shorter would these threads be if "Fuck you, Rob Johnson" comments weren't allowed?
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
You are fucking terrible in every possible way Rob Johnson.
TWownsU - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson couldn't have done anything on that
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Yup Felix's fault
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
The chest protector?
I mean, he really didn’t even try
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
The ball bounced out at a crazy angle
No prayer
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson is an asshole
PLU Tim - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson is a professional catcher.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Garret Olsen. Very afraid.
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
Olson.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Neihaus is really getting in to it on the radio
It’s hilarious.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
I love you Dave, never leave me
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Dave is the best.
JoshF - June 3, 2010
I'm a Twins fan
And he is pretty good.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
That was a fantastic call.
the other side - June 3, 2010
I want Rob Johnson to die and be a cheap funeral
JAH - June 3, 2010
Nice fucking pitch.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Come on 4k inning.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
BrianL - June 3, 2010
TIme to enjoy some nice red wine, Carlo Rossi
forte40 - June 3, 2010
4K INNING!
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
FELIX YOU SEXY FUCKING BEAST
Benne - June 3, 2010
Our catcher is better than your catcher!
Speaking as a Twins fan, Rob Johnson and his passed balls give me hope.
Felix makes me cry.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Nasty!!!!!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Hell yes.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ttotmax - June 3, 2010
4 K'S WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
God I love that man
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
4 SO COURTESY OF ROB JOHNSON
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
4 K inning!
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
KKKK~!~!~!~!~!
SO SICK.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
ROB SHOULD'VE DROPPED THAT
SO HE COULD GET 5
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
That. Was. Awesome!
ThundaPC - June 3, 2010
THIS IS THE FELIX I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE
FUCKING BRILLIANT! 4K INNING!
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Struck out the side anyway!
Alto - June 3, 2010
4 STRIKEOUT INNING!
FELIX YOU ARE THE KING!!!
Allen Wu - June 3, 2010
Morneau just got Felix'd.
Kawnliee - June 3, 2010
WOOOO 4 STRIKEOUTS!!!
Slurvey - June 3, 2010
Thank you Felix. I love you.
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
Hell fucking Yes!!!
the other side - June 3, 2010
FELIX SAYS "I NO WANT THREE, I WANT FO"
PShwa - June 3, 2010
See Rob had a secert plan all along
No I don’t believe that either
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Felix ^_^
ungoreatstefan - June 3, 2010
One day, Rob's gonna fuck into a 5 strikeout inning for Felix
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
*fuck up into
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
I see Nasty Felix has finally returned.
This is what we were looking for from Lee/Felix.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Seriously though fuck you Rob.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Felix has...
the 4th best ERA of our starters.
This is like 1997…only backwards.
PLU Tim - June 3, 2010
TIme to enjoy some nice red wine, Carlo Rossi
forte40 - June 3, 2010
28 out perfect games, 4K innings...
But I ain’t never seen an elephant fly…
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
I want to see the head-butt.
msb - June 3, 2010
"He looks like a weight lifter after lifting 2,000 pounds."
Niehaus is my favorite.
yuniform - June 3, 2010
He's not allowed to retire
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Seriously, the only way for him to go is during a ballgame
Like the Ms win the World Series and BOOM, instant massive stroke.
Quick, painless, dies happy.
Jesus, that sounds kinda sadistic actually.
Karma Police - June 3, 2010
Shut up, please.
yuniform - June 3, 2010
Damn
come on I was completely kidding. i love dave
Karma Police - June 3, 2010
At least it was a polite command.
Contemplating someone’s death: not the sincerest form of flattery.
yuniform - June 3, 2010
Yeah you have a point
I apologize if I was out of line.
Karma Police - June 3, 2010
HAHAHAHA did the FSN promo really just use the Kendry Morales footage in their promo?
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
I WANT YOU TAKE YOU THROUGH EACH AND EVERY HOLE IN MY BODY.
Robert - June 3, 2010 via mobile
Kinda gay
Poochie - June 3, 2010
I think this is more graphic than anything Scruffy's done.
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
I think it's romantic
AyalaHitYou - June 3, 2010
Nick Franklin!
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
Nick Franklin, nice.
qrsouther - June 3, 2010
Huh
http://mlb.mlb.com/social/hitpix/index.jsp?blast=mwaldron.mlb&page_num=0&photoid=2174
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
GET SOME NOTROB
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
I love the Beauty Queen pose.
msb - June 3, 2010
I like that guy more every day
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Not Rob Johnson's got game?
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
Cardboard cutout?
Poochie - June 3, 2010
Did I not already post this?
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Fuck if I know what you do
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
What should I do if you don't know?
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Man, Eliezer runs so good.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
Someone post the rap video.
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Nick Franklin hits damn well.
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
Is it a rule that Crain has to pitvch every game?
msb - June 3, 2010
I love you already Nick Franklin.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
22nd AL pitcher to get a 4K inning.
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
So was that the second greatest Felix inning ever?
BrianL - June 3, 2010
I'm thinking yes.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
I wish Rob would have dropped another one so Felix could get 5 K's
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
I prefer the 9 pitch 3K inning
Kaorikaze - June 3, 2010
Hence why he said second greatest.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Yeah I guess i didn't even see that
Kaorikaze - June 3, 2010
I think Felix's passion is back.
HARRYP09 - June 3, 2010
Wikipedia is fucking fast
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strikeout#Four_strikeouts_in_an_inning
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Jeeze.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
That's fucking scary
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
It's fairly easy to edit.
It just means that someone’s immediate thought after he struck out 4 was “okay, let’s Wikipedia this shit”
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
And that's NOT fucking scary?
Yeah it is. :O
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
In other news
One of the 22 AL pitchers to strike out 4 in an inning was apparently Scott Baker.
I mean, WTF? For those of you who don’t follow the Twins obsessively, he’s one of our teams copious “Nearly no strike outs, but no idea what a walk even is” pitchers. How the FUCK did he do that?
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
7ish K/9.
He isn’t Nick Blackburn. He’s good.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
OK, true, true.
Still!
Bizarre-o.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
I like Nick Franklin Dustin Ackley DP combo
WestCoastBias. - June 3, 2010
If you're into that I guess...
PLU Tim - June 3, 2010
Last M with 4 Ks
Was Kazu?
Awesome.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
I remember when that happened!
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
Red loves Milton!
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
Hmmm one more gif. What should it be.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
NO SPIDERS
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
He means more spiders.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
I do have one from last year that Jeff said he would ban me forever if I posted......
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
So it's settled, then!
abender20 - June 3, 2010
So worth it
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
No question.
Torrid - June 3, 2010
I've changed
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Jerkcatjeff!
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Mighty Ducks?
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Bouncing rat! Bouncing rat!
msb - June 3, 2010
Trampoline bear!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Last year.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
OMG. ROFL. :D
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
No chatspeak
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
What
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
Bahahaha.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Why does it feel like we are good all of a sudden?
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
Shit was there games tonight?
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
No they were fucking rained out!
The weather was PERFECT
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
We might beat the Twins!
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
We're actually scoring runs every game
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Aardsma is so wild in warmups he threw one out of the pen?
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Rob Johnson is pulling double duty tonight.
ZW21 - June 3, 2010
Rob is his BP catcher.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
Let's go Cas-eyLet's go Cas-eyLet's go Cas-ey
msb - June 3, 2010
Wait, so what did Nick Franklin do?
Promotion to West Tenn?
flashbeak - June 3, 2010
No just destroying Single-A still.
2 more homers last night.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Please let the power be real please let the power be real
BrianL - June 3, 2010
9 of his 11 homers are from the left side
Which would be worrisome, but he still has a .510 SLG from the right side.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
Man even if he has to give up switch hitting to bat purely left handed that would still be gravy.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Kotchman stinks.
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
This is totally random, but does anyone happen to have the gif of Red getting Beltre's bat handy?
I was talking to my dad about him and wanted to share.
Torrid - June 3, 2010
Don't have a gif
do have this
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Maybe I made up thinking there was a gif.
Thanks!
Torrid - June 3, 2010
I show that to people who have never sat through a baseball game and they go crazy they think it's so cool.
Decatur - June 3, 2010
Seattle's starting pitchers are good
Minus Ian Smell of course. Also, I want to build a time machine and bring back Sasaki. sigh
level - June 3, 2010
4 aces!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Bedard!
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
4 aces!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
When we (if?) we get Bedard back
5 aces!
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
Cliff Lee and Felix count as 1.5 aces each.
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
4/5 aint bad.
JAH - June 3, 2010
That who you'd get with a time machine?
I’d really like the team to get Three Finger Brown. He’d be fun to watch, I’d imagine.
yuniform - June 3, 2010
I don't get this thinking... Putz '06 was so much better than any Sasaki year, why not bring him back instead?
Kaorikaze - June 3, 2010
I remember being constantly afraid of Sasaki's forkball not forking.
Or over-forking.
yuniform - June 3, 2010
Can you imagine Rob Johnson trying to handle Kaz's splitter?
TIFO - June 3, 2010
Or Dickey's knuckleball...oh wait
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
Is Maikel pronounced like Michael?
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
That's how I pronounce it.
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
Is Johermyn pronounced like Joe Herman?
yuniform - June 3, 2010
I say it "yo-herMYN" but I could be totally off.
Benne - June 3, 2010
I think its "HOMERIN!"
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
That's how I pronounce it
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
Is that one of those new age spellings?
Torrid - June 3, 2010
It's one of those crazy Mexican spellings.
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
Is Rob Johnson pronounced dead?
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
Laughing silently.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Sadly, no :(
Matt Erickson - June 4, 2010
Wow Dan Cortes pitched 2 1/3 and gave up 9 ER.
Can we trade him back to KC?
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
That seem silly.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Ackley with another 2 knocks though...
PLU Tim - June 3, 2010
Yeah and they still won the game haha.
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
1.200 OPS over last 10, 1.000-ish OPS since May 1
tait644 - June 3, 2010
Time to close the case DA!
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
So when can we officially terminate the Kotchman experiment?
flashbeak - June 3, 2010
Start Sweendog
Never thought I’d say that…
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
Langersexxxx
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
I fail to see how he was ever rated a top prospect.
His swing looks like such garbage.
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
And they're doing the wave now.
God damnit, Safeco.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
UW did invent that stupid thing.
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
I thought it was actually the A's?
sooper jeenyus - June 3, 2010
I've always heard it was first down at Husky Stadium
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
There are many claims made
for example …
msb - June 3, 2010
Wikipedia says:
it’s origin is contested.
I like how some people apparently call it the Mexican Wave.
yuniform - June 3, 2010
Most screwed up thing I've ever seen involving the Wave
I went up to the Olympics in Vancouver this year and the PA guys encouraged fans to do the wave…
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
WEEEE!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
YES YES YES YES YES
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Oh yes
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Benne - June 3, 2010
WOW
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
Oh right I remember now
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
I'm guessing this is the fabled "instant perma-ban" gif.
’cuz ewwwww.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
YESSSS
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
Oh my.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
Holy shit yes.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Jesus Christ
royalcurve - June 3, 2010
POST OF THE YEAR
Decatur - June 3, 2010
JEFFF!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Is that black fellow roller blading?
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
He sure is!
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
I believe they're roller skates.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Roller Skating. Even better.
InSpokane - June 3, 2010
QUICK YOU HAVE TO SHOP HIM INTO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
BrianL - June 3, 2010
This is fucking ridiculous.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Yeah, it's great.
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Gold Scruffy.
Pure gold.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
I love you so much.
Decatur - June 3, 2010
Who else has an irrational hatred
of Jason Kubel?
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
Don't hate The Beard >:(
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Don't fuck this up, Aardsma
Kawnliee - June 3, 2010
Please don't do this now Aardsma.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
PLAYOFFS!!!
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
DP!
MARINERS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
skywaker9 - June 3, 2010
oh god we're giving up a homer to danny valencia
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
or not
craig3410 - June 3, 2010
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ender15 - June 3, 2010
WIN!
JoshF - June 3, 2010
CASE CLOSED BITCHES!
WE WIN!
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Great minds swear alike.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
I love Josh Wilson
tait644 - June 3, 2010
WINNAR!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
WIN!!!
YAY!!!!!
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
Wilson!
Fucking awesome series! 6 GB!
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
I CAN HAZ SERIES WIN!!
Benne - June 3, 2010
HEY
HEY
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
YEEEEEEEEES YES YES YES
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Neat!
ThundaPC - June 3, 2010
That was a pretty sexy win.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
BOOK IT, BITCHES!
2 lolcat nights, 2 wins! EVERY NIGHT IS SCRUFFY NIGHT
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
What a way to end it.
Sorry Jack, you’re no longer needed here.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
VICTORY!!!!
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
Josh Wilson! Not terrible!
JAH - June 3, 2010
DOUBLE PLAY!!!
FELIX FINALLY GETS THE WIN HE DESERVES
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
Wait there was a game tonight?
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
WIN!
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Phew. YEAH M'S
WestCoastBias. - June 3, 2010
Felix Wins!
msb - June 3, 2010
Holy crap we're six back.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
This is Madness!!!
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
We gained ground playing against the Twins.
ThundaPC - June 3, 2010
HOLY CRAP
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Nice to make up a little of the ground we lost against the Angels.
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
Figgy barehands it.
How badass.
Victory!
TWownsU - June 3, 2010
2-0 on CHEEZEBURGUR NIGHT!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Are the Ms 6-4 over their last 10 now?
Jesus Jones - June 3, 2010
3-1 over a pretty great Twins team
baseball!
Bearskin Rugburn - June 3, 2010
L WWWLLLWWW
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
Below average defense?
F U TWINKIES!!!
apsve - June 3, 2010
!!!
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
A Winner Is You!
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
That's a Scrappy quote >:(
Decatur - June 3, 2010
(Obligatory)
Playoffs?
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
P L A Y O F F S ! ! ! ! !
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
man
you guys are like this kid
Zack Carlson - June 3, 2010
Do you have a link to this video? I'm dying
Hobetchee - June 3, 2010
Based on the ABC logo, it's probably from America's Funniest Home Videos.
Benne - June 3, 2010
That kid looks like some creepy demon child
OceanBird - June 3, 2010
Undefeated in June!!
Zombie Nation - June 3, 2010
I want a computer dictation program to transcribe an interview with Jose Lopez
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
The best interview that you have no hope of understanding.
FairWeatherFred - June 3, 2010
"As a betran guy, I dun think about it. Betra leteran wees un feen."
abender20 - June 3, 2010
Wasn't as good without Alfonzo.
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
He couldn't stop smiling like an idiot
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
What's the ASCII equivalent of the charlie brown adult voice?
JeffJ254 - June 3, 2010
Jose Lopez just said, and I quote
“I don’t know who’s on the mound when I’m hitting”
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Or at least I think that's what he said
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
He's so dumb it's adorable.
Benne - June 3, 2010
That was just odd.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Doesn't matter when you just hack hack hack
d0nkey - June 3, 2010
I seriously cannot understand Lopez.
TWownsU - June 3, 2010
Venezuelan.
I am told other Spanish speakers claim they can’t understand Venzuelans.
msb - June 3, 2010
Yup.
I can attest that Colombians have trouble with Venezuelan Spanish.
Rachmaninoff - June 3, 2010
And compared to Ozzie
Felix and Lopie are Sir John Gielgud.
msb - June 3, 2010
Ozzie can't even type coherently.
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
Only Chile
is worse than Venezuela.
DaeguDave - June 3, 2010
Did Loafie say he didn't know who was pitching?
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
Yep I heard that too. That's Lopie~!
Allen Wu - June 3, 2010
Apparently Felix's headbutt hurt Lopez's short term memory.
LeftArrow2 - June 3, 2010
Alright I'm out!
PEACE!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
*Applauds*
Griffin Cooper - June 3, 2010
Standing ovation, sir.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
God bless you and the woman that puts up with you
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2010
Time to set up a Kira compensation Paypal fund.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Kira?
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Erp
royalcurve - June 3, 2010
For some reason I just flashed to a friend of mine's wife.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
I'm so sorry :(
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Though in fairness his name is also Joel so there.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Haha
No worries.
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
Deep Space Nine flashbacks.
James F'n X - June 3, 2010
I think you had the biggest contribution to the win today.
Well done.
Tyler is a G - June 3, 2010
I salute you Scruffy.
You are a God among SBN posters.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Sans the spider gif, you performed admirably.
We’re lucky to have you.
Torrid - June 3, 2010
Clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
You just pulled off the LL equivalent of RJ's 19-strikeout game.
One more well-deserved rec for you.
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2010
We'll be remembering this game thread for a long time.
ThundaPC - June 3, 2010
Thanks, Scruffy.
royalcurve - June 3, 2010
*sighs*
Thanks for a series full of an ungodly amount of hilarity, Mariners fans!
I’ll miss Lookout Landing. I won’t miss your goddamn time zone, though!
See you, um…. Do we have any more games this year? God I hope they aren’t out West.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
We have to come to Target field!
Scruffy Lefty - June 3, 2010
WE COME TO PLAY!!
Smile! Smile!
AyalaHitYou - June 3, 2010
WE COME AGAIN
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
I hate you all so much right now.
As do whichever parts of me suffer from all the coffee I’ve been having at work.
Except, wait, I don’t hate Scruffy. He’s a demigod.
And if you get a chance, Target Field is gorgeous. You should come visit us! And you could come to Twinkie Town if you can’t get all the way to Target Field.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
We go out there at the end of July I think.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
And the Twins come back out here at the end of August.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
Awww fuck that
Really?
I’ll just hope the wheels fall off the Tigers and we run away with the division, so I can feel safe in ignoring that whole series.
Patrick42 - June 3, 2010
Lucky for you it's a weekend series and Sat/Sun are 1:10 PDT starts.
drblacknwhite - June 3, 2010
The time difference has cost me a lot of sleep.
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
But it was worth it now wasn't it?
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
Its always worth it.
I can’t miss the M’s!
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
I wouldn't skip a
one in the morning game for my life.
Slow Country - June 3, 2010
Yeah, Kreuger, throwing Felix out there for the 9th with 116 pitches would be a great idea.
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
I'd feel safer with Felix than Aardsma in the 9th though...
EequalsMc2 - June 3, 2010
I'd rather keep his arm intact.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Ah, Felix is so fucking great
ignacio - June 3, 2010
Does anybody know what you are supposed to scoop with Fritos Scoops?
flashbeak - June 3, 2010
More Fritos!
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
You mean the original size Fritos?
That would actually work.
flashbeak - June 3, 2010
Codemonkey likes Fritos
JAH - June 3, 2010
I think bean dip... or chili. Yum!
el pato - June 3, 2010
Chili? Salsa? Crude Oil?
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
Go Go Gadget?
No. He is Condor
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Chad Cordero has no lips.
BrianL - June 3, 2010
Uh, you're right.
ignacio - June 3, 2010
Could he wear his hat any lower or flatter?
Mariner John - June 3, 2010
George Sherrill says yes
killer_ewok18 - June 3, 2010
Chad Cordero and Jason Vargas could easily pass for a lesbian couple.
I Lick Squirrels - June 3, 2010
Diesel dykes need that haircut
but some belly adds to the allure. Some facial hair on the domme.
ignacio - June 3, 2010
How the shit are we only 6 games back?
This division is terribad.
JAH - June 3, 2010
And we're going to Texas!
Maury Povich - June 3, 2010
So...uh... guys...
Snell is pitching tomorrow.
flashbeak - June 3, 2010
Perfect game time.
Brian Floyd - June 3, 2010
Is Joyce umpiring?
E-Lizz - June 3, 2010
So is Saunders.
Fuckmikereilly - June 3, 2010
No lol-ing tonight.
msb - June 3, 2010
I am so sorry I missed all of this. AWESOME!!
kevin_ess - June 4, 2010
I love you, Scruffy.
Eyeball Kid - June 4, 2010
This was a game thread for the ages.
It has enriched my work day.
sanford_and_son - June 4, 2010
Final Scuffy rec count:
717
My hat is off to you.
Greatest game thread I have ever come across.
hobbit_86 - June 5, 2010
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