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6/6: Open Game Thread, Part 2

This is very interesting.

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Rob Johnson practices voodoo.
He must suck pretty bad.
Who's boned?

We’re boned.

We're running out of catchers.
There's only one that really needs to get hurt, but lucky us! He can't be hurt.
Didn't throw that junk shot hard enough.
Hopefully it's broken now so he can't reproduce more "baseball players."
Were running out of shitty catchers.
You know what is interesting?

There appears to be a French warship out in the Puget Sound right now.

I wonder if this means I won’t have to go into work tomorrow.

Keep us updated
Can do, boss!
Not uh
No way pal
Not on my watch!
Let me ask Poochie
No I won't let you
Aw man
These constraints are the worssstt
fuck your face!
Please do not
I have stubble
Owie!!
That was a command

You have to do it

Which part of my face
your butt!!
Jeff looks like Andy Pettite?
People think I look like dozens of other MLB pitchers so sure why not
I think you look like Doug Snell
Ian, Fister
Thanks, I always screw that one up because they look so alike
That was a command
Do I have to?
You have to do it
Here we go!!!!
CC Sabathia!
Clay Zavada

I could easily see Jeff with that ’stache.

The cruise ship left.

Warship remains.

YES I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A FRENCH POW
Why yes I'd love some more wine. Thank you Pierre.
Have some more Mariners with your fois gras, Monsieur Acblue!

You will tell us everything we want to know!

Comment voulez-vous que vous êtes crêpes ce matin, monsieur?
I see the word crepes in this comment so get a rec.
Rec'ed for having the patience to type in all those diacriticals.
Which way to the Renault dealership miss?
Quel moyen de la concession Renault manquer?
Finally!
La Révolution!
We can finally join the Société de l'assurance automobile
They only shoot white flags
Yeah Luke got called up earlier this morning

Jeff had a quick fanpost about it.

Perfect.

My college will take any excuse to shut down.

I hope it aims for the viaduct
If the Vietnamese came up with banh mi imagine what we can do with a baguette and some salmon
Mmmm... baguettes...
Something the Scandinavians have already done better?
To be fair, it might be surrendering since it's just sitting there.

But who knows what that tarp is hiding…

If I triangulate the view from this photo I'm pretty sure I will be able to figure out where you live.

Sucker.

If my research is correct, as it always is, Matthew is currently living in a 4 story condo on Alki Beach.
Alternative motive:

It’s attacking a docked cruise ship

I am much more interested in this than in the game.
Eliezar will eat your children.
Time to lull the Angels to sleep and hit'em with a walkoff.
I hope the bench coach will PH langerhans
M's know how to put people asleep who watch them play.
Saunders located his inner Langerhans
WHOA WHUWHOA WHOA WHA WHOOOOO WHOOOO, WHOA WHUWHOA WHOA WHA WHOOOOO WHOOOO
Hey, it worked!
Raleigh Raleigh

The capital of North Carolina is Raleigh

That Ichiro guy is fucking good.
ICHIRO YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME SANE
MOTHERFUCKING ICHIRO!!!!
FUCK YOU PRINCE
Man Ichiro is slumping.
We're not out of this yet???
ICHIRO IS FUCKING AWESOME!

SAUNDERS IS A FAST MOTHER FUCKER!

Tinsley already better than bumsley!
I love you Ichiro.
WHOA WHUWHOA WHOA WHA WHOOOOO WHOOOO, WHOA WHUWHOA WHOA WHA WHOOOOO WHOOOO
I love Ichiro.
Great at bat by Saunders to set that up.
Attention youth ball players: Learn the strike zone.
I imagine he was just afraid of swinging and looking retarded again
As our current batter so nicely shows us.
Holy crap, Ichiro leads the team in doubles.
What would we do without Ichiro?
Cut ourselves.
Use that money elsewhere.
On shittier players.
We'd be the Royals.
Their offense is pretty good sadly.
Sell the franchise.
Field a team full of Kotchmans.
No, leave Pineiro in. We're not done with him!
It's Tui. We're done with him.
But it's Tui
Yeah, I forgot
Tui is proud to replace Griffey as the "worst player in baseball!"
Isn't that Rob Johnson?
Don't forget about Rob!
I'd take Rob over Tui!
I'd take any MLB player over either of them
Alfonso Soriano!
Actually Tui might have been worse all along.
ROB JOHNSON IS NOT WORSE THAN MATT TUIASOSOPO
MAYBE WE'LL KEEP BOTH OF THEM TO BE SURE
My expectations for Tui are as high as they have ever been.
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO BAD TUI
Horrible batting approach. You feel the hopelessness from beginning to finish.
Ugh.

Die in a fire.

Alrighty. Send Tui back down to Triple A.

Even if Hannahan isn’t hitting well neither is Tui and Jack can field at least.

Hannahan please

He can’t hit worse than Tui

DFA this incompetent motherfucker.
That was cute how Ichiro pretended like he was ready to run
Like there was going to be a ball in play.

Silly Ichiro…

I can't understand the rationale of keeping bad players on a major league team because they went to high school geographically close to Seattle.
Where's my roster spot
Depends - how was your spring?
I'm not sure that's why Wakamatsu has him on the roster
I bet it is
I'll bet you unbanned status
You are a fool's fool
Mutually Assured Destruction
This was a clever strategy
What really scares me is that they don't seem to think he's worth replacing
If his last name was Jones instead of Tuiasosopo, is he on the 25-man?
How many inept ballplayers will we keep on our team?
Might be easier just to tally up the keepers, subtract that from the 40-man

But I’m no mathematician

Too bad Wak got tossed.

He should have his eyes taped open and be forced to watch Tui’s at bats for 8 hours while German techno thumps his brains out.

I hope Kelley got all of that suck out of his system.
REGRESS UBALDO
His ERA went up today!!
Too bad we didn't sign Torii.
Mike Napoli's swing scares the shit out of me
Should have said 'Mike Napoli swings like a small orphan girl'

Use your powers for good

Matsui can and should go get fucked by 200 tenticles.
A verbal scolding from Andre Dawson and Tony Perez is better than any other kind
Sims impersonating Rizzs.

Worth watching this game just for that.

Mother fucker.
Fuck you Napoli
Baseball can just fuck the hell off
Well that's Barnie!
Predictably wonderful
Jeepers Creepers!
Kelley? What happened to you?
He's always been a tad homerun prone.
Go sprain your vag again you little prick
I don't think we have a single good reliever in our pen.
Sean White disagrees with you.
Who does he think is a good reliever?
Jesus Colome
Wak.

Silly question.

Bobby Ayaaalala
So does Wak
I like League even though he's had some bad games.
All of our relievers are talented but incredibly unreliable.
Interesting hypothesis.
Like you could fit an entire person in a pen!!
I think I'm going to throw up
We have them right where we want them.
Standing on our throats, as usual
I think Ichiro is like 6 for 6 with some walks against the Angels' starting pitching this series. Is there a way to verify that?
Yes.

The Internet.

No way at all unfortunately :(
I suppose I could watch the archived games.
What are walks?
Once a game ends all records are destroyed
google.com

fangraphs.com
mlb.com
baseball-reference.com
lemonpary.org
espn.com
sportsline.com
foxsports.com

Did I miss any?

Seattle Times
Do they show each at bat?
Yes but you have to translate them from Latin first.
Thats how they get you.
Only the 5th one.
Thanks. You've all been so helpful.
Boy, I hope you didn't take me seriously on that one.
I hope he did.

I need some laughs today.

I didn't. I still don't know where to find the stats, though.
Baseball-Reference box scores

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA201006040.shtml

scroll to the play by play

If you can find LL, you can find previous boxscores
Nope, I think ya got them all.
7-7, three walks
Thanks.
And a few steals for good measure
True, but I think the 10 straight AB against SP without getting out is more impressive than the steals.
"for good measure" isn't usually meant as a phrase of comparison.

But rather as a way to indicate an additional benefit, generally of lesser importance.

Also, walks don't count as ABs.

The abbreviation you are looking for is PA.

I'd rather watch pregnant teens on mtv rather than this.
I'm currently making my way through Season 1 of The Shield.

Rather entertaining.

Are they pregnant French teens?
Obviously?
Been following the game ten minutes.

I already feel like this.

I love this .gif so much
Looks like you're having a good day.
Go M's
agree to disagree
Yes! Garrett Olson!
Maybe our pitching will be better in the next ballpark we visit....
What could possibly go wrong?
Olsen = Tui
Olson walks way more than Tui.
Tui hits as much as Olsen.
Olsen can play at least one defensive position adequately
Kelley could've done that
Not with that kind of grace though.
Thank fucking Guti!
I LOVE GUTI

Best jersey I ever bought

Guti is so awesome.
GUTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are sooooo damn lucky

HOLY FUCK!!! SEX!!!!

EVERYWHERE!!! GOLD GLOVE!!!

I FUCKING LOVE GUTI

SO FUCKING MUCH.

God that was a sexy fucking catch
What a pile of sex
The Amazing Frabklin!
SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!
So Franklin is good.
Someday

a catch like that will really matter.

He was grimacing
Makes sense
He just dove onto the ground.
You're seeing things
I am seeing a lot of things
Are you on dope?
No
Well
Oh what would your mother say
Probably lots
That is so your mom
Right?
I'm glad she has adbomen cancer
Too soon dawg
If it were throat cancer maybe she wouldn't talk to so much?
Olsen owes Guti a taco.
How do you know Guti likes tacos?

Pehaps he likes a nice linguine

An ugly French one, amirite?!
Fish taco, amiright?
Oh fuck you Rivera
Wow. Don't think Rivera could sell that any further.
Warning track power!
This whole season is coming up a lil short.
Douchiest catch ever.
Rivera thought he had to jump, but then remembered it was Lopez
The Cubs are one of the elite franchises in baseball?

Zuh?

A bit more to the left.
Since when are the Cub an elite franchise?
Since you need to do something to get Safeco full anymore...
We're not out of this yet, as I always say
I hope we don't fix that at the top of this inning.
I kind of wish we were

Let the Cliff Lee trade talk begin!!!

But trade talk on blogs is annoying.
I was being facetious
You mean uninformed speculation ISN'T the coin of the realm?
But not as annoying as Tui and Rob Johnson!
The only reason there's hype for the Cubs is because of Lou Pinella

Otherwise I doubt they’d care at all.

Lou can come back and see how far we've fallen.
They care about all the money they're going to make selling tickets
Have to justify charging 5 extra bucks for each ticket somehow
I like car commercials targeting the Uptight White Woman demographic
How is Oregon in the Super Regionals already?
Except for the fact that they're not?
Or whatever it is.
League will dominate since we're losing.
A SHAME HE DIDN'T BREAK HIS NECK
I don't want him paralyzed

I just don’t want to see him on the Mariners.

The former almost certainly guarantees the latter!
A sprain isn't too cruel to wish.

He could relax with some Flexaril and Vicodin and the remote.

We should put him on the DL just to be safe.
If he did he could be an inspiration and the Mariners could rally around his tragic injury and turn the season around!
That was entertaining
That is the best thing Tui has ever done
Tui, you're not Guti.
All he needs is a 'G'

Well, that and talent.

You're forgetting Sexiness.
The dirtier the uniform,

the better the player.

Byrnes baseball philosophy 101
This statement is proven by advanced Sabermetrics.
Tui's Guti impersenation sucks.
We'll have to find another utility infielder if Tui isn't more careful...
What an arduous search that would be...
League just dominated.
Nothing was on the line, what is new?
He does his best when no one is watching.
This is why he was good last year.
Its also why Toronto is better this year.
This subthread seems like it sucks a lot
Why were Figgy and Wak ejected?

I started watching late in the game. Didn’t see the ejection.

I saw the ejection and I still don't know why they were ejected
It's a mystery really.
Affirmative action.
Because God has a sick sense of humor and wants Tui to play
I'm going to go with this answer.
How can we ruin this chance?
Josh fucking Wilson!
WHOA WHUWHOA WHOA WHA WHOOOOO WHOOOO, WHOA WHUWHOA WHOA WHA WHOOOOO WHOOOO
Wilson wants that capital J in his name
Lead off double.

Where have I seen this before?

Your nightmares?
No one ever explained to me why he's called the Paper Boy
Looks like a suburban white preteen
So is it safe to say Jack WIlson is a backup if/when he comes back?
Kotchrocket is long overdue...
Someone say something funny.
A nun, a rabbi, and Hitler walk into a bar...
Go on....
That wasn't enough?
All my best material I stole from Blowers
Mike Sweeney walks into a bar
The score is about to be tied. I feel it.

And I’m preparing to be crushed again when we drop the game like a hot potato.

At this point I don't think Josh Wilson's .341 wOBA is sustainable but I also think he's clearly now significantly better than we thought he was coming into the year
Math and science do not apply to the Paperboy.
I have to agree. Scouting-wise, he also looks better at the plate. Going the other way for extra base hits
It'd be adorable if he turned into a useful player
Already there!
Long-term
Utility players can be long-term useful
Oh Casey.

Hit the shit out of that one huh?

SHUT UP
Don't bitch about Rob Johnson when he fucks up.
How about we stick with you shutting up.
You're one trick is saying Casey Kotchman sucks.

No one likes one trick ponies. Ever little girls who love ponies find them depressing and boring pretty quicklly.

Pretty sure I congratulate Ichiro, Bradley, Felix, Lee, Guti and every other player who deserves it when they do something positive.
There is a reason that most of the people on this site that don't suck think your comments suck
Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Is it because they suck?

I will bitch before, during and after
When you ask why it's okay for people to bitch about players and not okay for you to do it

the answer is because other people do other things, too. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO. STOP DOING IT OR DO SOMETHING BETTER IN ADDITION TO IT.

I see you created an alternate account after getting warned
Dude, really. Why even bother paritcpating if you are purposely trying to make sure no one likes you.
Listen to this man

He’s much better than you are.

This is supposed to be in reply of John

You are terrible.

You don't know shit from Sunday or me.

Your opinions, like you, mean nothing.

Actually I think they mean a lot more than you!
You realize that LL is my creation and you don't have an inherent right to posting here
You realize it's just an internet site to me and I couldn't honestly care less if I had one less internet site in the entire world wide web to post on?

You’re not THAT important.

So go back to the forums www.latinhombreswithbigtitties.com
Would there be a chance at seeing your homosexual father there?
Oh wait I'm not a homophobe so my father being gay wouldn't actually bother me.
Ac, um, there's no easy way to say this, but I've....been having an affair with your father.
Wouldn't be the first time!
I picture you as the son of Nathan Lane
It's funny how close you are
Although my dad does like the bitches
That's the best you can do?
If he's gay wouldn't he not like titties?
It was a tranny joke
My bad.

Hombres is male.

Expanding my spanish one day at a time.

THEN GO AWAY
Why keep coming back then?
Sounds like someone wants to be banned!
It's all relative, and your proclamations of not caring smack of deep insecurities
Yes he is otherwise you wouldn't still be posting here.
Well the fact that I don't have to feel guilty makes this a lot easier
Go the fuck away then.

And stop coming back every time you go on one of your “I’m LEAVING! THIS TIME I FUCKING MEAN IT! I’M GOING TO DO IT THIS TIME! YOU ALL ARE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I’M GONE! FUCK ALL YA’LL”

Wow when you get pissed you know it's on
Ahahahahahahaha
I do know what shit on shit on Sunday looks like since you posted today!
Correct that grammar first moron.
Or maybe it's just a stutter problem.

Robert.

Getting in fights with popular LL regulars is a great strategy.
Making fun of somebody that has Parkinsons is probably one of the lowest things a person can do.

Your mother raised a quality human being.

This comment

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/6/6/1504316/6-6-open-game-thread-part-2#39167219

was really all that needed to be stated. Can we all agree to leave it at that?

That was like a Little League pop-up
It's little league day at Safeco

It was his tribute to the youngsters.

"Hey kids, I can hit like you too!"
Getting difficult relying on the ol' BABIP defense for Kotch anymore.
FUNK BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent camera work!
Id be drunk too if I was forced to watch the M's all day.
Saunders is going deep
;)

Wait, I'm not Fogel.
Saunders is going to K

My predictive abilities are HORRIBLE…

Regression!
Deep in the count, just like I said
Deep into 0-2, works a deep 3-2 count.

Judges?

….

Success!

The Condor is going to fly deep!
Please Michael
Tui is gonna K with the bases loaded.
Yay Condor!

2BB day!

Nice walk Saunder!

I-CHI-ROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

If Ichiro cant do it, no one can
Ichiro is so fucking good though
That's 2 good ABs today
Motherfucker.
Noooooooooooooooooo
Alright now I can finally give up hope
My giving up hope reflex seems to be jammed
Ah, there we go
I'm still waiting around for the Texas series.
If Ichiro hits a dinger here I will mail everyone in this thread 5 billion dollars.
Don't worry Tui will be leadin' off the 9th!
Dont worry, we have Tui leading off next time up.
Good infield shift

Usually a single.

Matt Treanor has 2 home runs today.
And John Jaso is good
Matt Treanor hit two more home runs in one game than Griffey had all season.
Tui broke his belt.
A noble death.
Its cause hes bursting with talent.
Aw man they scored another run
Gettin' Aardsma some work!
Ironically the Mariners getting French up in the bullpen is a signal of surrender
I feel as if this team has settled in at 10 under.

Z save us.

Did you see his comments in the Seattle Times a few days ago?

He seemed pretty complacent and didn’t have any indication of doing anything.

Thats basically what he always sounds like.

He must be good at poker.

Not much he can do right now. teams arent willing to trade yet.
Thats comforting.

Maybe Tui will have insane positive regression considering that he has sucked more than Jenna Jameson thus far.

Did you hear him on TV the other day

He wants the players to play like they are capable of playing

There's not really much he can do
He could juggle?
Take out a pen

Tui

Z never tips his hand on anything.

Remember the trades that came out of nowhere in the offseason?

I don't know if it was Z being complacent.

It’s early June and a little early to throw in the towel and a little unrealistic to declare imminent victory in the AL West. The poker references are right on.

We have the draft next week!

Who’s excited?

Littlewood!!
Did we give up our draft pick to the Angels in this draft or the next one?
This.
jokeabouthowthisisnotaproductivecomment.gif.
This one but we get a supplemental pick for a different player
This is what she said!
Ackley hasn't seemed that great yet
Check him since May 1
OK. I know he's actually good.

I’m just impatient.

I think Nick Franklin’s probably also going to be good.

What's the point of getting impatient over a guy just starting his 3rd month of pro ball?

He’ll be fine.

Makes up for how awful Steve Baron is
Unpredictably awful!
.495 career OPS!
So he's like Rob Johnson?
We should give Jose Yepez a shot
That wouldn't be confusing
Actually it wouldn't be
You just repeated yourself.
.

That wouldn't be confusing

Seriously though

his numbers are pretty good!

Even if that pick was all about the $$, it sure looks bad.
.434 wOBA, 28 walks, 13 strikeouts
I haven't been this uninterested in the draft in years.
On a good note, apparently the talent between about #5 and #45 is pretty close

We could end up with a pretty good player at 43.

We can overpay too
I'd say that after this 4 games series in Texas would be the time if we do poorly
What a garbage weekend

Although the Jays looked pretty good…

SOUNDERS SOUNDERS SOUNDERS
Weeeeeeeee!
I knew I should have gone to that match instead of getting tickets for DC United.
DC United= Baltimore Orioles
I need to get into the Sounders more

Can’t wait for the WC, however.

Huh.

We went from allowing only one in three straight games to allowing over seven in three straight.

Just in time for the offense to start hitting better!
Welcome back, Luke
Where's those rally fries!!?

Ugh…

Where's those rally fries!!?

Ugh…

Not that it matters anymore but please PH Tui
Out of infielders.
I'm sure Langerhans could competently play 2nd.
Where's those rally fries!!?

Ugh…

Whoops?

I’m not sure how that happened.

A journey of 1000 miles begins with a singel step.
Nobody walks 1000 miles
You have to walk to the airplane
That's what motorized road vehicles are for
You park your car next to your bed?
Oh wait do you live in your car?

Shit’s rough out there man.

Tell me about it
The Proclaimers do.
I would walk 500 miles...
I always make sure to start my journeys by skipping
How do you know if it will become a journey from the start?

Are all trips journeys?

All of mine
You should write several books
I don't have time

too many journeys

Get a ghost
HERE WE GO MARINERS HERE WE GO
Time for a dinger, Bradley.
The Angels appear to be pretty close to first place.
We're doing our part

Guys like Figgins, Bradley, Kotchman and Lopez have been huge disappointments

Our bright side is Josh Wilson.

Lopez's defense, Fister, Vargas
I wasn't being thorough

Just talking about offense

Look at it this way:

Josh Wilson=future All Star!

Guti has been great.
Figgins is anything but huge.
Hey, guess what! Carlos Silva is fat!
Hey, guess what! Carlos Silva is pitching well for the Cubs!
Pitching well in the national league is like saying that 3rd place in the special olympics is a monumental accomplishment.
That's a bit of an exaggeration, no?

While it’s the weaker league, I’m pretty sure it’s not THAT weak. I’d bet that the NL is a better league that the Japanese leagues, and there’s this CF who used to play over there who’s done OK here you might have heard of…

(Silva’s peripherals weren’t awful in 2008, and 2009 was injured. Him going on to be decent in the NL shouldn’t stun us.)

What?

What does “I’d bet that the NL is a better league that the Japanese leagues, and there’s this CF who used to play over there who’s done OK here you might have heard of…” have to do with anything at all?

Silva is pitching against a considerably weaker league. If it wasn’t for somehow managing to dominate St. Louis which I don’t understand at all, his tRA would probably be slightly below average and that’s with games against Houston, the Mets, and the Marlins in this season’s small sample. I doubt he can keep up even average numbers over the course of the season.

I wouldn't think he's a great pitcher, either, but he wasn't as bad as his 2008-2009 Triple Crown made him look, either.
tRA disagrees with you.

But regardless, if you take a well below average AL pitcher, give him a little bit more confidence with his only good pitch and put him in the NL, he’s probably going to end up a slightly below average pitcher. That’s why I wouldn’t describe him as “pitching well” and really don’t care that he’s managing to get some successful numbers there.

And Mike Sweeney.
Well, that was completely demoralizing
I feel totally immoral now.
Disenchanting, then

I am not enchanted.

This has been a disappointing weekend.

Doesn’t help that I have finals this week. :(

How I long for the soothing winds from the Tropic of Cairo.
So I think I've figured out the problem.

Good User A makes a really funny statement or comment. Maybe it’s that Rob Johnson sucks more than a Dyson. Maybe it’s a drunk post by a mod. Maybe it’s a clever take on Ken Griffey Jr being slow and/or fat. Maybe it’s a meltdown by someone that is generally very calm. Comment is humorous, gets recced.

Comment becomes a meme.

Bad User A wants to fit in. Bad User A uses the meme (note that the root of the word is ME! ME! Look at me!) even though it is long since dead, hoping to be seen as funny.

New User A (sometimes also Bad User B) either has little experience with the meme or has no sense of humor and recs the long since murdered meme. Bad User A sees the rec. Thinks to themselves “I got a rec, everything thinks I am really funny and likes me here!” Bad User A continues to make more and more comments, hoping to get more recs, assuming that they must have come from Good Users. Bad User A starts to become more and more and more and more annoying, but has now been rewarded, so they see no reason to stop commenting (see: Operant Conditioning).

This creates more and more and more and more bad users, until suddenly Good Users (and Bad Users that Think They are Good Users) get fed up. Melt down on Bad User A. But Bad User A is confused. Petulant. How dare they not like me. I fit in here fine. Everyone likes me. I’ve been recced! Bad User A melts down. All hell breaks loose. Children cry. Fairies lose their wings.

Fight is over, Bad User A is likely banned or gone. Meanwhile, Bad Users B-Z think to themselves “Ha, that user was so bad. Good thing I fit in” and threads continue to get worse. I do not know if anything can be done about this process. So the best advice is this:

1) Please try to be more original.
2) Comment less.
3) Don’t jump in on any comment thread you are not already a part of unless you are positive that you are contributing.
4) Don’t narrate the game.
5) Don’t just complain.
6) Don’t copy Jeff.

Even if you’re annoying, as long as you follow the above advice, everything should be fine.

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