Just saw Cliff Lee riding in a convertible. That part was sad. All the rest of this red carpet thing does not make me sad. Or, it makes me sad, in a different way.
I'm pretty sure this was a joke relating to bluemax attending the "University" of Southern California
and how some of their football players received gifts for playing football or basketball resulting in their team being penalized many scholarships and a two year bowl ban, and still losing to hated rival UCLA three straight years from 2004-2006 in spite of circumventing the NCAA’s amateurism rules
They had a thread about Steinbrenner’s death, and in it a ton of users made jokes about it. Then some of the people that trolled here when we made fun of Kendry’s injury got really uppity because they were legitimately under the impression that their community was “better than that.” They were actually surprised that people would make fun of a death off of LL. Naivete must be so nice.
I would hate to be one of the catchers in the All-Star game
it must be terrifying to see guys with that kind of stuff and you have to not only call it, but catch it, plus you know since it’s the All-Star game, they’re going to bring their best stuff
I think they are banking on the fact that most people don’t pay that much attention to detail while watching commercials. I tend to acknowledge they are on while dividing my attention elsewhere.
Thank u 4 ur luv and support. It really means alot to me to no that u are there. in my life i have gone through hard things. i should of been hurt, but i won’t. i will always do my best and that’s me. i’ve a present 4 u in my home that i give to you someday when i see to you soon. no that ur are in my heart all ways and i thanks you again for you.
# 5:03. They’re talking about Steinbrenner. It’s happening again. I don’t mean to be insensitive, but Steinbrenner chose a pretty bad day to die, because now he’s stealing the spotlight from the most important event of the season – the 2010 Major League Baseball All-Star Game. He’s also delaying it. Like they really need the help. We still have to wade through the long, drawn-out player introductions. The red carpet special was nothing. The action may not start for three hours.
# 5:08 now. Still Steinbrenner. Haven’t they been talking about this all day long? Was there another story that I missed? Play the game! The sooner the game starts, the sooner the game ends, and the end of the game is going to be everyone’s favorite moment of the evening.
# Just realized why they were still talking about Steinbrenner instead of going to the game. I forgot to change the channel from MLB Network to FOX. In my defense, look over there!
The first hour or better was a really really really really long tribute to normal folk all stars and then a terrible version of the Star Bangled Banner.
That's part of the issue, and the part it's probably safer to talk about.
God Bless America is a harder song to sing, and it’s more bothersome when people mangle it, either willfully like that was or because they just can’t sing.
But with Take Me Out to the Ballgame, it’s actually more fun the worse it is sung.
Even though I'm sure most of you are reading it, from Jeff's liveblog:
“That the Home Run Derby and the All-Star Game routinely draw such an impressive ratings is not evidence that the Home Run Derby and the All-Star Game make for fine entertainment. It’s evidence that Americans would literally die if they didn’t have sports on TV. The average American’s life is so boring that he will tune in to the All-Star Game of his own volition.”
Go Ichiro!
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
I can't believe I might watch part of this thing
royalcurve - July 13, 2010
If Griffey doesn't show up I'm gonna be pissed.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Wait, they've already done the intros?
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
yeah what the fuck that can't be right
Corco - July 13, 2010
That's the best part
Corco - July 13, 2010
I don't think so-it just started.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
It still bothers me how they did intros in the ASG at Yankee Stadium a couple years ago.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Anaheim != the city of Angels
Corco - July 13, 2010
These are the same people that decided Anaheim was on the beach.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
Hold on; they actually said that.
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE?
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
Joe Buck makes Rick Rizzs look cuddly
Corco - July 13, 2010
Nothing can make this guy look cuddly
NOTHING
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
Not thrilled seeing Cliff in a Texas uniform. >:(
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
WOO ARTHUR LEE!!!
Corco - July 13, 2010
The all-star game is gay.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Is it because they're all men?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
No it's because it has a rod in it.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
THE JOKE IS THAT "A-ROD" IS SIMILAR TO "A ROD", WHICH MEANS PENIS
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Boo
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
Nice to see the Astros player wearing gray
since they never do as a team.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Lame or not, I still enjoy watching the AL bury the NL, and I'd appreciate that occuring again today.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I always had cheered for the AL to win, but...
now that it “counts” I can’t help but think that the AL is playing to give the Yankees home field advantage in the World Series.
If Lee had gone to the Yankees, I’d definitely be pulling for the NL.
I guess I’ll just hope that Ichiro and Beltre and Lee each do something great.
Paul AB - July 13, 2010
Clay Bucholz is one scary looking motherfucker.
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Are they booing the Red Sox?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
really
its an all star game, are we all that offended?
marinerschas2 - July 13, 2010
Yep, did the same to Ortiz last night.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
BELTRE!!!! DON'T BOO BELTRE YOU LOS ANGELANS/ANAHEIMIANS
Corco - July 13, 2010
Anaheimian? Anaheimite?
Corco - July 13, 2010
Anaheimer?
Corco - July 13, 2010
I always like Anaheimian, but who the fuck knows.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
I just call them Assholes.
Droid Rage - July 13, 2010
Classy all the boos.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Booing the Red Sox... stay classy, Anaheim.
Even we clapped for A-Rod in ’01.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
After Berman made a plea to the crowd not to boo
HitKing69 - July 13, 2010
I don't think we would have booed had there not been a prompt.
That was like the hot-button topic all week on the radio.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Mariner fans
wouldn’t take a crap without a prompt.
Paul AB - July 13, 2010
I booed ARod
from home … I refuse to not boo him ever. Wait, did that make sense?
HitKing69 - July 13, 2010
Hahaha Valverde just mocked the Angels fans
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
I liked it.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
I didn't realize Halos Heaven was an accurate representation of the Angel's fanbase.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
And by that I mean raging morons.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Anaheim seems to have beef with half the all-star roster.
Heydude - July 13, 2010
CRIFF REE!!!!!
Corco - July 13, 2010
CLIFF LEE I LOVE YOU
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Okay, I want Beltre to be MVP now.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
GO CLIFF GO
Corco - July 13, 2010
Cliff :(
SeaKoala - July 13, 2010
hmm
Cliff Lee with a very indifferent responce
marinerschas2 - July 13, 2010
The announcer seemed to announce him like he was expecting a reaction.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Roy Halladay and Cliff Lee are gonna have an indifference off! IT'S ON!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Even the players knew the transition from an Angels player to go to A-rod wasn't gonna go well.
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Cliff D=
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Charlie Manuel wears some high waisted pants. Like Ed Grimley
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I like the lady in the dress in the NL dugout.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Haha everybody loves Albert Pujols.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Hahahahaha Ethier is playing CF
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Better than Matt Kemp playing CF!
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
How is that?
bluemax - July 13, 2010
Matt Kemp is a really bad CF
flashbeak - July 13, 2010
Andre Ethier is not a CF
I Lick Squirrels - July 14, 2010
So much for the Dodgers being the Angels' hated rival....
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Half the people there are Dodgers fans.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Shouldn't Jimenez be warming up?
Corco - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Angels fans are terrible.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Ichiro!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO!!!!
Corco - July 13, 2010
They said Mariners! On TV!
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
It's like we're famous!
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
They cheer Jeter and Ichiro?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Are they all schizophrenic?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
DEREK JETER IS GOOD FOR BASEBALL DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
Corco - July 13, 2010
I thought they booed Jeter, no?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I don't have my TV on loud but it sounded like a cheer.
I could be wrong.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I heard a bunch o boos.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Ichiro!
Heydude - July 13, 2010
I hope Ichiro gave his fuck the fuck fuck speeach.
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
What the hell is with all these boos?
At least all the Asians held down the fort and cheered for Ichiro.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I'm almost surprised they didn't boo Ichiro too, fuckers.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
I love how they cheer division rivals but boo the Yankees/Red Sox
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
YAY CHEERS FOR VLAD YOU DESTROYED US LIKE TWO DAYS AGO YAAAAY
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
I loves me some Joe Mauer.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Vlad and Beltre and Lee should have been on the M's and we would have been the awesome
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I feel a little bad for Phil Hughes.
It’s his first ASG and he gets booed for something he can’t control and no one there knows who the fuck he is anyway.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
PREAMBLE
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Fox is hacktastic
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
The opening bit with the kid asking daddy what stars are made of made me look up when their contract is up.
It’s going to be a long time until 2013.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
Oh what the fuck is this
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
YEAH TIM HANNAH!!!
Corco - July 13, 2010
WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE
Corco - July 13, 2010
This is the worst opening to any event ever
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
They've had this for a few years now.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
There's a huge goddamned rip the size of a star that was shoddily patched up in the middle of the flag.
God, I hate you, Anaheim.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
fuck
fuck them.
Corco - July 13, 2010
I'm calling the flag guard
Corco - July 13, 2010
Hopefully they suggest burning down the stadium along with the flag
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Unfortunately they don't have a phone number, just an email address
The Los Angeles of Anaheim will be getting a harshly worded letter, however
Corco - July 13, 2010
Are you serious?
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Yes.
It was patched up, but it still looked terrible.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I'd screenshot it, but I don't have MLB.tv right now.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Why are they showing a horse before a baseball game?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Hey Michael Young is an All-Star!
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
OH GOD ITS JULIA ROBERTS
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
INDIANA JONES
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
CHARLIZE THERON?!
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
AHHHHHH BENNNN AFFFFLECK
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
FUCK YOU SHERYL CROW GO GET CANCER
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
She married into it.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
But then she divorced so is she in remission?
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
...
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I might have to turn this shit off
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
If there is one thing that baseball fans love.
It’s celebrities.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Until the game starts the mute button is my friend.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
WOW, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I must say though that Salma Hayek's comically insincere earnestness has a strangely hypnotic effect when the TV is muted.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
OMG MATTHEW MCONAUGHEEPOIUQ:WLIHE HEY
Corco - July 13, 2010
This is all Bud Selig's fault
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I hope Mel Gibson shows up in this package.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
Oh God, are we gonna do this for every one of them?
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
THIS IS STUPID IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS AT LEAST HAVE THESE SUPPOSEDLY VALUE COMMUNITY MEMBERS TALK FOR THEMSELVES WITHOUT BRINGING IN FANCY ACTORES
Corco - July 13, 2010
I think I just died of testicular cancer
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
None of this stuff bothers me very much.
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
The sentiment doesn't bother me.
The presentation does.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Exactly
Corco - July 13, 2010
Well yeah it's dumb I just don't care very much
I never would have expected it to be not dumb
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
No one that likes baseball gives a raving shit about Ben Affleck or Matthew Mckonohowever you spell it.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I enjoyed the movie Dogma
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
I don't think that's the same thing as giving a shit about him.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Probably not
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
He is the opposite of a man's man.
levnclf - July 13, 2010
OH MY GOD THEY DIDN'T KILL KENNY
Corco - July 13, 2010
Fox is almost as stupid as Jose Lopez.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Collectively?
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
frown
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
You didn't let me finish.
Fox is almost as stupid as Jose Lopez… but nowhere near as lovable or good at baseball.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
d'awwwwww
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Somewhere, Jeff is liveblogging this.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Wow he's re-using his accent from We Love Marshall
Corco - July 13, 2010
*We Are Marshall
Corco - July 13, 2010
Isn't that what his voice sounds like?
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Heh
Matt Damon!
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
I love Matt Damon
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Eh?
Matt Damon!
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Heh- maybe so
I thought his voice in Contact was his real voice
Corco - July 13, 2010
Nah, he's a stoner from South Texas.
I Dazed and Confused is just him playing himself.
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
I saw a movie recently where he played a constantly stoned surfer
that had to be the easiest movie role of his life. He didn’t even talk for most of the movie.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
Slightly unrelated, but I love this
Matthew McConaughey Cannot Stand Up By Himself
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Did they change the anthem?
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Why does Glee have to ruin everything I love?
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Think they are going to get around to that baseball game thing any time soon?
Heydude - July 13, 2010
JUST SING THE GODDAMN ANTHEM!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
This pregame show is giving me diabetes.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
It killed mine!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
You have to say it like Wil Brimley.
Daia-bEtis
levnclf - July 13, 2010
Appealing to a younger audience are we?
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
CHAOS REIGNS AS THE ALL STARS CONDESCEND TO THE COMMON HEROES AMONG US
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Ichiro and Lincecum, Seattle teammates in some non-cursed dimension
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Oh dear.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
I don't think Ichiro quite understood what he was supposed to be doing right there
He was shaking hands and hugging other players…
eskimonate27 - July 13, 2010
He knew what to do
Avoid the civilians.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Gods can not come into contact with lesser beings.
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Yeah with that crew, they could have something contagious.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
I should've known this wasn't actually starting at 5
bluemax - July 13, 2010
It never has.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
DEAR GOD THEY STIL HAVEN'T SUNG THE ANTHEM!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Wait, is there anything redeeming about George Steinbrenner?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Well
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
He said redeeming
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
He was the model for what every single fan wants their team's owner to be
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
A hard ass boss that fires people for no disceranble reason?
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
Caring more about winning and willing to do whatever it took to accomplish that goal?
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
He was extremely important to baseball and he died.
I’m all for honoring important people even if I didn’t like them in their lifetime.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Apparently he actually was quite the philanthropist.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
I wonder if Glee is going to forcibly pushed on me every 20 seconds of this broadcast
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Now doing play-by-play, the cast of Glee!
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
That's coming in the 5th inning
Or at least they’ll interview them in the booth.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
I'm pretty sure this would actually be an improvement over Buck and McCarver.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
So this game hasn't started yet
I figured Ichiro would already be out by the time I got home
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
If I was the flight lead of the flyover at the All-Star game, I'm pretty sure I'd intentionally fly over thirty seconds early
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
If I were in charge I would pass a law forcing people to just sing the anthem straight up and leave out all that terrible jazzy crap.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I would be in favor of such a law.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
Same
Some mutilate it to the point that it’s no longer a tribute the country but an annoying expression of the singer’s ego
Corco - July 13, 2010
It makes me embarrassed. It is unlistenable.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
-
Ta da!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Rec'd for illustrating the point!
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Should've just got the USC Band to do the Anthem
although I guess being summer that would’ve been hard.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
MLB couldn't afford to give them all free cars for showing up
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
I wish I'd gotten a free car for doing gigs
Best I ever got was free In-N-Out or Tommy’s.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
Don't underestimate the value of In-N-Out.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
I'm pretty sure this was a joke relating to bluemax attending the "University" of Southern California
and how some of their football players received gifts for playing football or basketball resulting in their team being penalized many scholarships and a two year bowl ban, and still losing to hated rival UCLA three straight years from 2004-2006 in spite of circumventing the NCAA’s amateurism rules
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Does the revisionist history take away the sting of all those beat downs?
bluemax - July 13, 2010
If I was going to cheat to win, I'd at least make sure I beat my rival all the time
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Come on as a ucla fan you should know that street hustlers
who want to be kids agents isn’t the same thing as cheating.
If you want we can ask Coach Wooden for clarification though.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
Oh wait, he's dead.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
I can't decide if I should be insulted or not.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Am I the only one who keeps hearing the Jurassic Park theme in the background?
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
CEREMONIAL FIRST PITCH - NICK ADENHART!
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
oh wait
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Something fun:
They had a thread about Steinbrenner’s death, and in it a ton of users made jokes about it. Then some of the people that trolled here when we made fun of Kendry’s injury got really uppity because they were legitimately under the impression that their community was “better than that.” They were actually surprised that people would make fun of a death off of LL. Naivete must be so nice.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I regret posting this because it shows I read the comments.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Dude, we can hear the Rev and WiHaloFan do play-by-play via livestreaming!
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I actually went over there because I wanted to screenshot the comments for the next time they come trolling here.
But then I didn’t.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Irradiation shower
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Why the fuck is Sharp sponsoring the All Star game?
Is even one person going to say “Hey, I think I’ll buy a Sharp TV” instead of whatever other TV as a result of this?
Corco - July 13, 2010
I would guess a lot of people are going to do that
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
I have yet to meet a single soul this decade who purchases TVs based on brand names unless it's Dynex or Insignia or some other store brand
Corco - July 13, 2010
but Sharp is an established brand
I wouldn’t weight a Sharp any more or less then a Panasonic or a Magnavox or a Sony. I still wont and I can’t imagine many will
Corco - July 13, 2010
But they added a fourth color.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
Unless they drill that into our heads all game long I doubt many will know or care
Corco - July 13, 2010
Oh I'm sure they will
bluemax - July 13, 2010
I was kind of kidding.
I’m sure they did a little research before they spent that much money.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
I saw Rod Carew play, which means shit I'm old
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I saw Rod Carew play
when he was a Twin. So I’m really old.
Paul AB - July 13, 2010
You got me there
Rod was still great with the Angels but on the back end of his career.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Joe Buck should always have to wear a pink ribbon
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Tim McCarver looks like a Vampire.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
A vampire that bit McCarver would spit out black blood
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
WHY IS HE NOT SPARKLING
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Quick! Someone find a bucket of glitter!
krb - July 13, 2010
IT HAS BEEN 47 MINUTES DAMMIT!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Holy shit just play already.
svart aske - July 13, 2010
JESUS DOES ANYBODY THINK ALL THIS POLITICAL CORRECT LETS HONOR THE NON ATHLETES BULLSHIT IS USEFUL?
Corco - July 13, 2010
It makes people who aren't important feel important
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
YEAH LIKE 20 OF THEM AT THE EXPENSE OF THE OTHER 299.9998 MILLION PEOPLE
Corco - July 13, 2010
Progress!
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
The people who appear on those commercials are selfish bastards for making us bask in their awesomeness
Yippee! You help people! What the fuck do you want me to say? Thanks. Don’t make me sit through 20 minutes of drivel.
Corco - July 13, 2010
You're assuming they asked for recognition
bluemax - July 13, 2010
They could have declined it
I sure as hell would have
Corco - July 13, 2010
What if they offered some love?
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
Kids announcing the starting lineup?
God.
BrianL - July 13, 2010
Wait that wasn't Chone Figgins?
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Boom, roasted.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THOSE LITTLE KIDS COULD DIE IN A FIRE AND I HONESTLY WOULDN'T KNOW OR CARE
MAYBE THAT MAKES ME A BAD PERSON BUT WHATEVER
Corco - July 13, 2010
If I was an MLB speedster, I would get sponsored by a tire company
and have a montage of coaches talking about my wheels, and then saying that I only use X tires to keep me safe
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Shut up you little brat.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
I'd like Will Ferrell to do the color announcing ala Harry Caray in place of Tim M.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Fox has turned back the clock to spring training
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Does anyone know if Jeff is available to liveblog private events?
What are his rates?
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
One helicopter nicer than Matthew's.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Just what in the hell are you implying
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
... that I ... there's no way you replied to the right comment here.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
Are you saying Jeff offers his "services" for a price?
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Pretty sure that's not legal
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Escort services are totally legal.
Duh.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
No.
I was implying — or saying — that I enjoy Jeff’s liveblogs so much that I would like to hire him to do the same thing for events of my choosing.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
Pacific Northwest Ballet!
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Hanley Ramirez's stardom is contingent on this All-Star Game?
Isn’t he, by definition of the game, a star already?
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
THROW A BREAKING PITCH!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
WOW, THAT'S DAVID PRICE!
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Groan.
Well played, though.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
So Cliff Lee is better than this here fellow.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Heat is the the pitcher's equivalent of a dinger.
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
THIS IS BEYOND HEAT.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
I would hate to be one of the catchers in the All-Star game
it must be terrifying to see guys with that kind of stuff and you have to not only call it, but catch it, plus you know since it’s the All-Star game, they’re going to bring their best stuff
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
yeah, but
Rob Johnson will never make the All Star game. So it isn’t a problem.
Paul AB - July 13, 2010
Cool that they stenciled that octopus on the mound
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Never forget Paul.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
That was not a good play by Cano.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
I feel bad for Jeff.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Ichiro!
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
He's so great.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!
BrettJMiller - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO!
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
AMAZING
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Ichinooooo don't throw the ball to those Californians
Corco - July 13, 2010
Ichiro is good at his job.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO
He’s ours!
krb - July 13, 2010
Ichiro being Ichiro
bluemax - July 13, 2010
Ichiro, representing!
Heydude - July 13, 2010
ICHIRO BEING SUCCESSFUL MAKES ME HAPPY REGARDLESS OF SCENARIO
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
What if he were successful in convincing Jr. to come out of retirement because he misses having him around?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Yeah bitches! Fuck you sun in the eyes!
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Yay Ichi!
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
What the hell is up with the microphone and sound editing of bat-on-ball?
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
The old FreeCreditReport.com band was way better
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
They replaced the Orbit gum girl with another tall pale blonde woman.
I don’t really understand what the point of replacing someone with someone that looks like them is, but okay.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
She wanted more money, the new girl didn't
Corco - July 13, 2010
Why not just replace the girl with someone that doesn't look exactly like the girl before her.
Everyone is going to notice it is not the same girl. If they are already going to notice, there is no reason to look for a clone.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I didn't notice
Corco - July 13, 2010
This seems incongruent with your previous statement.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I was guessing
Corco - July 13, 2010
Me either
bluemax - July 13, 2010
I had absolutely no idea they switched.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
It's been one commercial
If you have not yet seen that commercial, there is nothing to notice yet.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I have seen the commercial
I think they are banking on the fact that most people don’t pay that much attention to detail while watching commercials. I tend to acknowledge they are on while dividing my attention elsewhere.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
The goal of a commercial is to be noticed and remembered.
Ideally, they can change the girl and everyone can say “Oh shit, they changed the girl.” There is literally no benefit to changing it to a duplicate.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
In that case they should just film ten of the same commercial
With a new actor who is a new minority/age/gender/size everytime. Then just put them on a cycle.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
I don't believe you
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
Holy dick.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Flagged.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Did you really register this 2 weeks ago and save it for this long?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I had been waiting for a good opportunity
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
Didn't want to save it for a quality rape joke?
CapSea - July 13, 2010
.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/nolamarinergirl
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/acblue
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
You're no fun
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
I'd tell you not to soil my goodname but if it were any dirtier it would be a Scruffy porn gif.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Awww, should have joined LL yesterday instead of ten minutes ago
http://www.sbnation.com/users/i%27m%20not%20corco
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
FUCK THAT SHIT
Corco - July 13, 2010
Aw you cock
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Bahahahaha.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
This is gonna get crazy.
It’s the second coming of _Jeff.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Nice
Corco - July 13, 2010
I'm glad I made a new account rather than just changing the name
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
I wanted to retain my recs.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Remember there's a 24 hour wait for LL
Join now so you can use them immediately later.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Except you have to join LL, which I hadn't yet. >:(
Foiled again.
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
I was referring to the Nola and AC accounts.
Neither of which have joined yet.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
If I join Ill probably be banned so that's a no go
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
I want NOLA and ac to join 7500 to Holte
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Solid plan
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
You walked out of that house and left the keys on the counter
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
If it's free, how the hell do they make the kind of money to be one of the main sponsors of the All-Star game?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I think we need to have Old Screenname Day
when all the regulars are required to use their original SNs for one day. I’d rec the hell out of gregrabble and KnightofKingK
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Would I have to post like I used to as well?
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
It would be funny
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
They weren't even actually singing
The lead singer was a Canadian! And someone else provided his vocals.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
No
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Ichiro
Mariners represent!
level - July 13, 2010
Gameday Pitch Speed
Dude – If Gameday has Price at 100 MPH, It’ll have Ubaldo at 104…
ICANHIT - July 13, 2010
I'm watching ESPN America, and they just showed Web Gems, and John Kruk just admitted that Web Gems are better if the player is better offensively.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
That statement has somehow made my testicles retract
beastwarking - July 13, 2010
Wow
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Bing needs to rethink their marketing plan.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
Well, shit
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
No what the fuck? I looked away for like 10 seconds and Ichiro is out?!?!
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
D'awww Ichi popup.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
He's back from the dead!
svart aske - July 13, 2010
It's so great that this game could be held in a neutral venue
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
What, no booing for Sheppard?
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
BEEF!
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
I wonder if Josh Hamilton has ever tried to snort a particularly white baseball
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Josh Hamilton tried to snort David Eckstein.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
I laughed really load.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
Afterwards did you laugh unload?
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Shit.
InSpokane - July 13, 2010
Fucking cokehead
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Texas is really going to need Lee in the second half, huh.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
I want Jimenez to lose all his hair
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Bahahaha George Takei
BrianL - July 13, 2010
oh goodie, they're showing the same commercials in Seattle as here!
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
THE AL IS THROWING A NO-HITTER
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Way to jinx it, dick.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
What inning do you think we'll hear California Gurls in?
Also, I imagine that the theme music between every half-inning will be a song with California in the chorus. That would be a very Angels thing to do.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
5th
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Just wait for the 7th inning stretch
Featuring the cast of Glee!
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
This is the song they play on the fancam while the creepy cameraman zooms in on slutty girls in the crowd.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
ESPN was using songs with the name California in it
for Sunday night’s game. Nothing like hearing California Love and Hotel California back to back.
bluemax - July 13, 2010
So I guess we know the answer to the question about Sharp TVs
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Pujols had a reaction.
That’s weird.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
God, it looks like the hitters are blindfolded up there.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I don't really keep up with the Rays, but this David Price guy is pretty killer.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
E4
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Jose Lopez would have made that play
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Well Jose Lopez is good at defense.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Dear seattlebruin,
CapSea - July 13, 2010
RT @OzzieGuillen Happy fathers day to all then look up for the childrens no a fake one
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Ah, too bad Tschida isn't home plate ump for this game. Now that would be entertaining.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
"The Other Guys" looks okay but Will Ferrell is funnier when he's telling people he's going to make them drink his piss
gregrabble - July 13, 2010
Whoops.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
What are you doing here?
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Dumbass
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
That is pretty clever
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Sad trombone for Vlad Guerrero.
That little feature was actually fairly amusing, though.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
NL Left Fielder =! Ichiro.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
Ryan Braun should probably not be starting.
Probably shouldn’t even be there at all.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
That's right Ubaldo. AL rally.
I AM SO FIRED UP
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Longoria!
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Robinson Cano should be using a Lady Gaga song as his walkup music
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Why is Cliff Lee the third pitcher? Lame.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Andy Pettitte has clearly been better
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
I don't know why he's in the all star game at all.
Fucker hasn’t done shit for his team.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
I'm surprised Librocrat didn't say this
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I wasn't saying he sucked.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Andy Pettitte can go eat a chode.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Fucking Comcast sucks on sunny days
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Do they have to play someone from each team?
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I'm amazed Andy Pettite is still going strong. Feels like hes super old.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
I think he's half the age of Jamie Moyer.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
FELIX!
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
D'awww-Felix in the commercial.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I love that Cuddyer said he's not there to just hit homers
Which is pretty much all he does.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Have they started playing yet?
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I can't believe the relatively cheap extension Josh Johnson got.
Soooooo good.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Gas. Goodness.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Dammit.
I hope that wasn’t Ichi’s last at bat.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
That's about as ugly an Ichiro swing as I've ever seen.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Ichiro never strikes out prettily
Fett42 - July 13, 2010
Even when he swings at one completely out of the zone, he doesn't miss it by much.
He wasn’t close to that one.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Ichiro can have some of the ugliest swings you have ever seen.
seattle_since_81 - July 13, 2010
He can react and foul off so many pitches that if he misses, it's ugly
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Wow, Ichiro wasn't even close to that pitch.
levnclf - July 13, 2010
Does Molina do the splits every time?
Fett42 - July 13, 2010
Aw Ichiro's out.
After Cliff’s done pitching I’m probably done watching this.
BrianL - July 13, 2010
Dammit, fuck you Hamilton.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
The starters might only be getting two at-bats today.
BrianL - July 13, 2010
Ichiro out already, Lee in a Ranger uniform
This is the worst All Star game of all time.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
We still love you Cliff.
Heydude - July 13, 2010
Ow I don't like seeing this
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
FUCK YEAH SIT DOWN PUJOLS
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Girardi does not give a shit about whose house Cliff Lee was renting.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Guess whose house he was renting, Joe!
Ah…Microsoft?
No.
…
Kurt Cobain?
No. JAMIE MOYER!
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Joe Girardi could not care less about whose house Cliff Lee was renting
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Burn.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Cliff Lee: still God
Fett42 - July 13, 2010
Cliff Lee!
Corco - July 13, 2010
Cliff Lee strikes out Albert Pujols on 3 pitches.
Somewhere Poochie is cutting himself.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
God Lee is fast.
At everything.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
Except sex.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
But I bet he's very efficient.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
At least it was quick. Like a band-aid being ripped off.
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
That was so quick i missed it.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Great-went pee and grabbed a drink, missed Lee. :(
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
You should know better by now.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
6 pitches, 5 srikes, 2 groundouts and a 3 pitch K of Pujols
Fett42 - July 13, 2010
That makes it hurt more. Thanks.
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
From Jeff's pre-game live blog:
That’s our fearless leader.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
This still slays me.
CapSea - July 14, 2010
Baseball!
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Almost broke his wrist on that one.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Oh man. Thought he broke it!
kentroyals5 - July 13, 2010
Braun has puppy dog eyes, even when he's diving for a flyball.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
'A lot of guys get hurt on that because the hand with the ball hits the ground and the body rolls over on the hand'
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
That looked really painful in slow mo.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Ryan Braun is slow.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Taco Bell Box, for the cheap glutton in you!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
gogogo
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
But it rocks...it rocks!
mont_mariner - July 13, 2010
The black box was amazing
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
I still can't understand who is demanding a bacon taco.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
.
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
EXTRA BIGASS BACON TACO
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
The AL deserves to lose for taking Ichiro out this early
Cashman made Joe do it.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
THERE'S 7 YANKEES OUT THERE PLUS THE GHOSTS OF BOB SHEPPARD AND STEINBRENNER
YOU COULD HAVE LEFT OUR ONE PLAYER IN THERE FOR A COUPLE INNINGS
YOU ARE GREEDY AND SPITEFUL
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
That Harwell patch is so awkward-looking being pushed up by the ASG patch.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Really Girardi? 6 pitches from Cliff fucking Lee? That's all you want?
Eat a dick.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
He did throw a complete game on Saturday.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
He also threw like 96 pitches.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
But....but....he threw 6 pitches....
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
What the fuck Joe Mauer?
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
Seriously! Dude, c'mon!
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
To his credit, Girardi was yelling "WRIGHT WRIGHT! THROW OUT WRIGHT!" from the dugout.
CapSea - July 13, 2010
Haha Verlander sucks.
Shoulda picked Felix.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Worst All-Star game ever!
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
This game is so quiet.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
I've even been to louder Mariners games.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
I HOPE LIGHTNING STRIKES THE STADIUM AND ALL THE YANKEES AND ALL THE ANGELS FANS DIE
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
I hope only Ichiro is immune!
Maybe because he is wielding the lightning?
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Cliff Lee can live too.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Beltre
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Adrian, Heath Bell, Buddy Black
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I'd save Swisher too.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Was it as nice in PB today as it was in RB?
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
So, so nice, almost impossible to stay in the office
Took a nice long lunch.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Excellent (sorry Graham)
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
By all rational thought I should be enjoying a sundowner beer somewhere
But hey ALL STAR GAME
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Ichiro may choose who to smite and who not to smite.
That’s his prerogative.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Except if he can take out the entire cast of Glee that would be greeeeeat.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
Ten more shows would spring up in their place
Trust me, it could get WAY worse. It’s better if they live.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
If it can only take one, please let it be McCarver.
Big Jared - July 13, 2010
Does your radar gun go up to 100?
No Joe, it doesn’t. They don’t even make those.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Felix should be pitching this inning.
Fett42 - July 13, 2010
GOD Verlander has added half the time to this game
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
I predict another tie.
Whatcha gonna do then, Bud?
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
That is an ugly beard, Corey.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Just because you can grow one, doesn't mean you should.
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
I kinda want McCann to homer here.
Is that wrong?
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
No
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Close!
sanford_and_son - July 13, 2010
McCarver sounds pissy that there has been so little action in the game thus far.
msb - July 13, 2010
Sorry, I meant Buck.
McCarver just sounds McCarver-y.
msb - July 13, 2010
Whelp, ignore my above comment then.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Ha, he's only said it's the year of the pitcher about 4000 times. What does he want?
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
So I haven't missed much in the first 2 hours, then.
msb - July 13, 2010
You missed Girardi's utter befuddlement at McCarver asking him whose house Cliff rented in Seattle.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
I did hear that.
I too was befuddled.
Besides, the only thing Moyer does lefty is pitch, so his joke didn’t work, either,
msb - July 13, 2010
The first hour or better was a really really really really long tribute to normal folk all stars and then a terrible version of the Star Bangled Banner.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Why do I feel compelled to watch this
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I actually like to see a bunch of good players I don't see all year from most other teams.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I want A-Rod's cum in my mouth.
katal - July 13, 2010
Eww?
bluemax - July 13, 2010
I DO NOT
katal - July 13, 2010
I don't.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
YOU SHOULDN'T
katal - July 13, 2010
Good cause i don't!
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Pics or it didn't happen.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
I don't know if this is funnier as Mrs. Katal or Robert posting
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Line starts behind me
krb - July 13, 2010
You know what's funny about the word "cum" is,
it’s not a word.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cum
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Cum is a word as much as "rofl" or "lmao" are words.
But I’d probably lose that argument on the internet, too, so I’ll just drop it and pretend that a slang entry on dictionary.com counts.
Unless you’re citing it to show that cum is a preposition, in which case you know damn well that’s not what he or I meant.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
Actually you are incorrect in asserting that slang and abbreviations are in any way the same thing.
Cum is clearly a word. Yes it is slang, but it is in very common usage. To argue otherwise is overly pedantic.
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Ain't this the truth.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
The word has been in the vernacular for at least 150 years
At some point it becomes a real word and not slang anyway
Corco - July 13, 2010
Never understood why "come" wasn't perfectly suitable, but porn has to go and make everything all dirty
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
We have a bar over here called "The Cum Inn". :/
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Every state from Montana to Louisiana has a convenience store chain called "Kum-n-Go"
Great place to buy gas, too
Corco - July 13, 2010
Rofl and Imao are acronyms.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
If this isn't the dumbest argument in LL history, someone please link the dumber one
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Jeff took I-805S once
Corco - July 13, 2010
Yeah, it's just called S805.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
No corcobaiting
Corco - July 13, 2010
You were trolling with your own comment.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
the S805
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Shit, my bad.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Didn't you used to live in California?
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Yeah but I get confused between IS805 and i805 south.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
One is imaginary and the other is made by Lexus
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
OH MAN THIS IS FUNNY YOU TOOK US805 TO WORK ONE DAY LOOK AT ME I'M MISUSING HIGHWAY REFERENCES AREN'T I HILARIOUS
Corco - July 13, 2010
Actually, I'm quite amused!
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
Start by looking up my screen name.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
I believe I once said the Silva contract was worse than the Zito contract
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
You're mixing cum with Kum
Corco - July 13, 2010
Ironically, this was the only incorrect response
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Screenshotted as I will see to it that it is presented in your class's show and tell.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Does Joe Buck even HEAR the drivel seeping out of his mouth?
msb - July 13, 2010
He seems less annoying during football to me.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Football is a far less intellectual sport when it comes to broadcasting
Corco - July 13, 2010
Too much going on to breathe through the nose
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Wow, just a bit high.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
DERP
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
He'll forget that never
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Oops.
svart aske - July 13, 2010
These are the 2 worst managers in baseball
who would pick an Asian pitcher?
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
You could see that was going to happen as soon as the ball left his hand
krb - July 13, 2010
With that errant toss to first, we've seen a change in the status Kuo of this game.
yuniform - July 13, 2010
It's gone from boring to stupid
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Yay
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Wow this Asian sucks.
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
YOU TOOK THE GOOD ASIAN OUT OF THE GAME GIRARDI
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER PITCHER ALSO
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Wrong league.
w00tah - July 13, 2010
MANUEL WAS FORCED TO FULFILL THE ASIAN QUOTA
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Okay now four no-hit innings!
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
You know who wouldn't be calling such a shitty game right now?
Rob Johnson
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Good play by Rollins.
yuniform - July 13, 2010
Rolen.
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
Hey, I thought these guys were supposed to be All Stars.
msb - July 13, 2010
Why the fuck does it matter if there is good fundamental baseball at the ASG?
It’s supposed to be entertaining McCarver. At least Mauer was trying to make a semi-exciting play.
seattle_since_81 - July 13, 2010
Uh, Wiki vandalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predators_%28film%29
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Predators_%28film%29&oldid=373369007
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Yes
Librocrat - July 13, 2010
Hi old user name!
kentroyals5 - July 13, 2010
It's creeping me out you're still doing this.
CapSea - July 14, 2010
Oh wow.
Somebody’s mom just wiki’d the movie and decided it was unfit for their son.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
I just watched that this afternoon
Fett42 - July 13, 2010
How many more inches?
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Three.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
I hope it didn't hurt too badly.
svart aske - July 13, 2010
It's like a stilt!
for your dick!
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
The 3 inches were actually added to the diameter.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Ow
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Chode!
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
I hope the guy that came up with those Old SPice commercials got a raise.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I'm fairly certain many people have...
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Hee hee.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Did you see they are answering tweets via personalized video?
http://twitter.com/OldSpice
Linda Holmes blogged about this new ad, and got a handsome and manly video response
msb - July 13, 2010
This might actually get me to join Twitter finally.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Arthur Rhodes is a cockroach and will out live all of us.
Robert - July 13, 2010 via mobile
Out lived his son.
kentroyals5 - July 13, 2010
So I think we can safely assume who is on katal's account as well
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Martin Prado has an annoying batting stance.
yuniform - July 13, 2010
McCarver has brilliant insight in thinking Adrian Gonzalez isn't getting traded.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Oh, thank goodness.
I was hoping for brilliant insight.
msb - July 13, 2010
Why anyone would want to see that much of a movie before paying to see the whole thing, I have no idea
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I still have no idea what's going on in the trailer.
kentroyals5 - July 13, 2010
The boat is sinking and the poor kid and the rich girl he met are about to be separated by the icy waters of the Atlantic Ocean
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Shit's 'slpodin.'
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
It still makes me want to see it though.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I turned the channel because I'm actually looking forward to that one
You have to let art just …flow over you.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Leonardo can flow over me anytime.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Leo is great, I don't care what anyone says
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I can't think of one crappy film he's done.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Although Titanic I couldn't stand.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Romeo + Juliet
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Except for the part where all the people went sliding down the deck and the clank sounds they made as they hit below.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
The Beach wasn't that good, really
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
I'll bet a night of Poker and booze with
Leonardo, Timberlake, Damon, Afleck, and Kimmel would be a blast.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
You seem to have given this some thought, but yeah I'm sure that would be a blast
Timberlake cracks me up.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Just now, but yeah - those guys seem cooler than people often think.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
One of my favorites on SNL. The soup costume guy and as one of Beyonce's dancers in leotard and heels cracked me up.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Wrong subthread.
See “slang,” above.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
I'll take Ellen Page then.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
She's cute
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Ashley Greene
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
This is the ASG, shouldn't we be talking about Milano?
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Spinner
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
A question people have been asking since they started making trailers back in the teens.
msb - July 13, 2010
If Marlon Byrd didn't run with a stick on his back he woulda caught that.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Is it a stick, or a fork?
msb - July 13, 2010
Probably both.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
That was so bad
seattlebruin - July 13, 2010
Fuck you, Elvis.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Andrus is stupid!
It’s an omen! Rangers hitting their traditional summer meltdown.
lemonverbena - July 13, 2010
Bad bad baserunning.
Heydude - July 13, 2010
Soon Joe will be doing ads for Pull-Ups.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
NL making a mid-inning pitching change
The All-Star game – it matters!
Nick S - July 13, 2010
Can any one tell me where i can find Jeff liveblog?,if i may ask. thanks.
scooter4 - July 13, 2010
http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/12/1565708/ubaldo-jimenez-david-price-starting-pitchers-2010-mlb-all-star-game
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
.
here
msb - July 13, 2010
Glad to hear Beltre is having a comeback year after leaving Seattle.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
No one west of the Mississippi cares about David Ortiz
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Unfortunately,
we haven’t figured out how to keep the Boston fans over there and this claim is untrue.
philosofool - July 13, 2010
A Boston fan recently told me he was a HoF
I’ll admit I was a little mean in response.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Did you yell "Edgar" while kicking him in the nuts?
philosofool - July 13, 2010
He was worth five runs more than Griffey last season.
I don’t know whether this makes me happy or sad.
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Just a stab in the dark that this is horribly inaccurate.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Traveling EAST of the Mississippi is sadly not a requirement citizenship in Red Sox Nation.
Big Jared - July 13, 2010
*for
Big Jared - July 13, 2010
Or Yankee empire sadly.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
So just how many goddamned strokes has Selig had?
Did Joan Rivers donate her original tits to his face?
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Every time they show the dugouts I think, "Man, those are just disgusting."
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Enough, already.
msb - July 13, 2010
Have they mentioned when George was banned from baseball, yet?
msb - July 13, 2010
Only on the News Ticker
So no.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Every fifteen minutes on ESPN.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Or his criminal record
of donating illegally to the Nixon campaign (and being pardoned by Regan)?
philosofool - July 13, 2010
zomg
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
FUCK YOU MATT THORNTON.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Matt Thornton pitching in a high leverage situation at the all-star game.
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
It's like using Helen Keller as line judge at Wimbeldon.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
This used to be the dumbest move ever.
ThundaPC - July 13, 2010
Hey guys did you hear that some guy died
Nick S - July 13, 2010
Dude get over Adenhart.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Too *sniff* soon.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
The loss of Harvey Pekar is a national tragedy.
drblacknwhite - July 13, 2010
How long is Lopez out on bereavement leave this time?
seattle_since_81 - July 13, 2010
Thornton looks gross,
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
He looks all growed up.
he used to have sort of a boyish thing going, but not anymore.
msb - July 13, 2010
Sucking adds years to your face.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Thanks for letting me know which team plays on the north side of Chicago, and which on the south.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Chris Young is just having a terrible ASG experience.
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
I'm sure it is an honor just to be nominated.
msb - July 13, 2010
Fuck Matt Thornton.
Double06 - July 13, 2010
WHEEEEE NL!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
That's the Matty we know.
msb - July 13, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHA SCREW YOU MATT THORNTON
Corco - July 13, 2010
Aww, fuckin hell.
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
Matt Thornton'd
Slurvey - July 13, 2010
VINTAGE MATT THORNTON.
For once the Yankees won’t have home field advantage!
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Brian McCann
MVP
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Whodda thunk it?
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
Hooray ex-Mariners!
Nick S - July 13, 2010
Is anyone else rooting for the NL?
I am, because the whole AL winning all the time thing is getting old, and fuck giving the Yankees home field again.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
See above.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Is that red midriff outfit on the girl behind home plate some sort of weird hostess uni?
msb - July 13, 2010
I wouldn't mind finding out.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
I think she's wearing a flesh colored belt.
Which just sounds gross on its own.
Floyd Gondoli - July 13, 2010
Aren't we all?
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
That's definitely a belt yeah
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
The cut out the interview with the crying M's fans.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
*They
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Hey m=\[]
Robert - July 13, 2010
A wombat you say!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Not sure what that is, but I like it either way.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Can you imagine this game played on anything less than the finest grass? The Rays can
Nick S - July 13, 2010
Didn't McCann get a big hit in an All-Star game before?
Double06 - July 13, 2010
WHY IS WIGGINTON AT THIRD AND NOT BELTRE IS BELTRE STILL HURT?!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Yes.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
My account was just hacked by a third grade teacher.
Robert - July 13, 2010 via mobile
Oh false.
katal - July 13, 2010
@ JPosnanski If this game actually matters, why was Matt Thornton pitching with the game on the line?
msb - July 13, 2010
I love Poz.
Double06 - July 13, 2010
I changed my mind.
I’m cheering for the NL. It would be hilarious for the yankees to lose home field advantage on this of all days.
katal - July 13, 2010
WHEEEEEE
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
INDEED.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
What if it's Cliff Lee and the Rangers?
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
We don't want the Rangers to win.
Rangers + playoff money = BAD.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Steinbrenner is clearly in hell
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Awesome K.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Who in the hell is this??
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Elevator music version of God Bless America!
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
Angels baseball!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
What's wrong with Colbie Caillat?
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Gesundheit.
msb - July 13, 2010
Her other music is okay but that sucked.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
The other option was the girl from Glee.
I’m taking Colbie.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Why do people LIKE that show? I do not get it.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Ok, who is this painful, painful singer.
msb - July 13, 2010
And no, that was not a beautiful, beautiful rendition of God bless America.
msb - July 13, 2010
Oh good, it's over.
JoshF - July 13, 2010
Not only would I have a law for straight up anthem singing, I would also enforce a tempo law.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Not that I'm trying to skirt towards politics, but can we please just go back to Take Me Out to the Ballgame?
Pretty please with sugar on top?
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
Bet it won't happen until they get rid of Selig
msb - July 13, 2010
I can listen to God Bless but only if it's sung like ROnan Tynan or some other good singer.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
That's part of the issue, and the part it's probably safer to talk about.
God Bless America is a harder song to sing, and it’s more bothersome when people mangle it, either willfully like that was or because they just can’t sing.
But with Take Me Out to the Ballgame, it’s actually more fun the worse it is sung.
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
Yes! Like Ozzy Osbournes forgotten word version-hilarious.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
They should've gotten Cliff Lee to sing the anthem
It would’ve been done in 20 seconds.
Allen Wu - July 13, 2010
You mean God Bless America?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
Yeah my bad, God Bless America
Allen Wu - July 13, 2010
Jemaine!
msb - July 13, 2010
WOOOO NL CLOSE IT OUT WAINER
Poochie - July 13, 2010
Oh hey look, it's the All Star Game. And the AL is losing.
Darn.
Goose - July 13, 2010
What's the best Star Spangled Banner rendition ever?
I’ll throw out Whitney Houston, but what do you think?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
My gosh, the Yankees are on Saturday Fox baseball? WHo knew.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Jeezus Tim.
Yes….it’s the mound difference!
Big Jared - July 13, 2010
Say!
what topic do you think gets discussed when Tampa plays the Yankees this weekend?
msb - July 13, 2010
How soon Crawford will be a Yankee.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
And Steinbrenner
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
He's already a Yankee.
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
You mean was.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
What you mean something happened to him?
I had no idea!
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
He's already was a Yankee?
MT Olson - July 13, 2010
Day after the WS ends?
msb - July 13, 2010
Holliday can't catch when the pressure's on!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Let's go AL!
Goose - July 13, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Don't think that "brings in the tying run" there, Joe.
msb - July 13, 2010
I do not care for that stupid Rally Monkey.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
I had forgotten that the game was in Anaheim until I turned it on.
Lame.
Goose - July 13, 2010
AHAHAHAHA
YESSSSS SUCK IT ANGELS FANS
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
This still feels like an odd comment coming from you.
BrianL - July 13, 2010
Fuck those guys.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
California Dreaming?
Jesus.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU TORII HUNTER YOU SUCK DICK
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
I wish I was old enough to care about Baseball in 2001.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
That was only the 7th?!?
msb - July 13, 2010
Washingtons Most Wanted is supposed to be on
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Needs more commercials.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Torri Hunter Fail.
Heydude - July 13, 2010
The hell is this still going on?
BrianL - July 13, 2010
I would expect this game to be played in Yankee Stadium or Fenway Park considering how long it's been going.
seattle_since_81 - July 13, 2010
Giving the Mariners time for another trade.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Started at 7:45 or so.
Double06 - July 13, 2010
Erm... 5:45
Double06 - July 13, 2010
@ JPosnanski People tweeting that Matt Thornton is awesome? Huh? He's like a younger Darren Oliver ... Where are Darren's All-Star games?
msb - July 13, 2010
Adrian!
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
Soriano seems to have a much better slider now than when he was here.
Double06 - July 13, 2010
Just how many former ms are there in this game?
msb - July 13, 2010
Lets count
Current:
Ichiro
Former:
Beltre
Thorton
Soriano
Big Papi
Cliff
A-Rod
Arthur Rhodes
So 8 total?
Jb206 - July 13, 2010
Does Ortiz count?
He was in the Ms org, but never appeared in a game as a Mariner, right?
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
He was part of the organization at one point, so I included him
Jb206 - July 13, 2010
WHY DO THEy ALWAYS GET BETTER WHEN THEY LEAVE!
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Even though I'm sure most of you are reading it, from Jeff's liveblog:
“That the Home Run Derby and the All-Star Game routinely draw such an impressive ratings is not evidence that the Home Run Derby and the All-Star Game make for fine entertainment. It’s evidence that Americans would literally die if they didn’t have sports on TV. The average American’s life is so boring that he will tune in to the All-Star Game of his own volition.”
Damn. That’s devastating.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
I want to play Ncaa Football 11
But this keeps going.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Does Michael Bourn look like Dave Chappelle?
He did in his quick camera shot there, to me at least. Has this been said before? Am I crazy?
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Are these all related questions?
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Possibly?
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Because I'm positive you're crazy.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
IT WAS THE FACE HE WAS MAKING.
Ok I’m crazy.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Takes one to know one, right?
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Well, I'm switching to Warehouse 13 at the top of the hour.
msb - July 13, 2010
It's hard to believe he was picked 24th in a draft because he can throw hard?
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Brian Wilson looks like he has Big Bird's feet.
truemsfan - July 13, 2010
I like Wilson's shoes.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
I was going to say this.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Jose Batista is wearing GI Joe's beard
msb - July 13, 2010
He's been through wars.
Decatur - July 13, 2010
I think we've seen George Takei more than any of the actual players.
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
Who?
Decatur - July 13, 2010
SULU!
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
The dude who is startled by fish.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
And apparently enjoying the game, out in the stands.
Useless factoid?
George Takei is Akemi Takei’s uncle.
msb - July 13, 2010
I'm surprised that they aren't making him wear a Sharp logo.
Or, for that matter, carry around one of their TVs.
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
Wow - talk about ripping off another band.
I was trying to figure out why No Doubt was doing a Freecreditreport.com commercial. For shame – that’s not even a good band.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
I forgot that Valverde existed.
Goose - July 13, 2010
That wasn't supposed to be in response to you Kevin.
Goose - July 13, 2010
I think it works here, though.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Broxton time coming up fuck yeah
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Toni Broxton?
msb - July 13, 2010
Yes.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Yay!
msb - July 13, 2010
Heath Bell is awesome.
Floyd Gondoli - July 13, 2010
Did I miss Tim Lincecum pitching?
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
OH GOD I THINK THEY ARE DOING THE WAVE AT THE ALL STAR GAME
YOU ARE THE WORST FANS EVER
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
msb - July 13, 2010
Actually, taking everything else into account, I'd say that makes perfect sense.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
People who do the wave should be sterilized.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
No arguments here.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
They are smiling, Joe, because they don't have to listen to your boring ass broadcast.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Seriously, I find myself wishing for the Angels broadcast crew.
That’s damned near rock-bottom.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Beltre is gonna bat!
I’m torn :(
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
I hope he hits a solo HR and the AL still loses.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Fox, Espn, or MLB Network?
What would this be more entertaining on?
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
The ASG?
ESPN, because they’d probably have Jon Miller call it.
BrianL - July 13, 2010
BUT JOE MORGAN
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
I think Jon Miller awesome more than cancels out Joe Morgan meh.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
My thoughts exactly.
Besides, it’s not like we’re doing much better on FOX with Timmay doing color.
BrianL - July 13, 2010
Now THAT would be hilarious-if all McCarver could do the whole game is yell out "TIMMAY!" after Joe speaks.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
ESPN is apparently not carrying the FreeCreditScore commercials everyone is raving about.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
Mushrooms.
kevin_ess - July 13, 2010
Broxton is a large man.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
He's 8 feet 900 pounds
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
He might be in a tie with C.C. for largest bloomers.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Toni Braxton would fit in one leg of Broxton's bloomers.
msb - July 13, 2010
And here comes the AL!
Goose - July 13, 2010
AWW BELTRE CAN'T HIT A SOLO HR NOW
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
WAIT
RUN ORTIZ AND HAVE HIM THROWN OUT. THAT MAKES SENSE.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Has Fox gone the entire game without showing us the happy Fox Stars enjoying the game?
or do Fox Stars only attend the World Series?
msb - July 13, 2010
He looks so skinny
ARE YOU EATING ADRIAN I WILL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Beltre!
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
BELTRE BELTRE BELTRE
Corco - July 13, 2010
That swing was the Beltre we know and love.
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
I want to see dancing feet!
msb - July 13, 2010
AW HAMBURGERS
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Goddamnit Adrian.
Goose - July 13, 2010
Now Adrian is going to be thinking about that all night
msb - July 13, 2010
Atta boy, Beltre.
ThundaPC - July 13, 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Corco - July 13, 2010
Pinch hit A-Rod for Kinsler, you dipshits
Corco - July 13, 2010
Although I want the NL to win it would be hilarious if Buck gets on and Arod hits a walkoff pinch hit HR.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Really not gonna use A-Rod?
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Even Joe Girardi hates A-Rod
JoshF - July 13, 2010
Yeah give John Buck the green light 3-0 with A-Rod or Kinsler on deck
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Pinch-run Arod for Big Papi!!
Jb206 - July 13, 2010
AHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Wow nice play by Byrd
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
AMAZING
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Jesus fucking Christ.
Goose - July 13, 2010
HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Whuh?
ThundaPC - July 13, 2010
Wow. Great throw by Marlon Byrd.
Floyd Gondoli - July 13, 2010
Told you to pinch-run Arod!
Jb206 - July 13, 2010
I was thinking of this comment during the play. Well-called.
Joe Metro - July 13, 2010
Byrd once agiain couldn't catch it in the air.
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
We should trade for Marlon Byrd and put him in the rotation
Corco - July 13, 2010
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
HOORAY!
Corco - July 13, 2010
This is different!
ThundaPC - July 13, 2010
HAHA AROD DIDN'T GET TO PLAY
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Joe Giardi is responsible for this loss.
Goose - July 13, 2010
That is the most fitting thing ever.
wazzu93 - July 13, 2010
Steinbrenner would have wanted it this way.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Holy shit the NL won
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
Why the fuck would you not use ARod? Fucking idiots
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Lame lame lame.
Goose - July 13, 2010
I'm not sure this was the best-managed game.
msb - July 13, 2010
McCarver just laughed at the worst joke he has ever made
Aaron Campeau - July 13, 2010
I had to turn off the TV at that point.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
As bad as it was, I highly doubt that's the worst joke McCarver has ever made.
Jeff Nye - July 13, 2010
GET IT! BECAUSE HIS LAST NAME IS BYRD! GET IT? IT'S SIMILAR TO BIRD, WHICH IS A THING!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tv off.
Goose - July 13, 2010
Same here.
Eyebrows - July 13, 2010
Both Managers are morons
Marinerfanjake - July 13, 2010
Neat!
Good thing we tanked this year.
ThundaPC - July 13, 2010
I was hoping to see Rosenthal talking with Broxton's kneecap.
msb - July 13, 2010
And apparently, Broxton is realted to Bill Dauterive
msb - July 13, 2010
um. related.
msb - July 13, 2010
He's as big as a house?
Faux - July 13, 2010
You were 8 in 1996, Brian?
That’s weird since you were born in 1984
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
TIME TRAVEL
I Lick Squirrels - July 13, 2010
What the hell was that
Aaroniero Arruruerie - July 13, 2010
Damit A.L. lost.....next year for sure!
scooter4 - July 13, 2010
And so begins the NL reign of dominance.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
DONE, BITCHES
Jeff Sullivan - July 13, 2010
Fuck yeah, now it's all Mariners, all the time.
Fuckmikereilly - July 13, 2010
And First Place Padres fever.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 13, 2010
FUCKIN RIGHT IT IS
Jeff Sullivan - July 13, 2010
Nah.....N.L got LUCKY this time. next year for SURE!
scooter4 - July 13, 2010
...........next year for sure!
Griffin Cooper - July 13, 2010
Next year for su...I HONESTLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK
flashbeak - July 13, 2010
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