36-Oodles, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Milton Bradley, +8.6%
Biggest Suckfest: David Pauley, -17.7%
Most Important AB: Branyan double, +11.5%
Most Important Pitch: Rios double, -23.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -21.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -33.2%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +4.6%
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I looked up, saw the M's lost, went meh and then got back to what I was doing.

Finally, the soothing balm of the Tropic of Cairo.

JAH - July 19, 2010 reply

I'm finally there too. However, I do continue to look in at the box score and wonder how a team can suck as much as this one.

I think many of the players have reached the Tropic of Cairo too.

RustyJohn - July 19, 2010 reply

Every day I can count on turning on the game for 10 seconds

Seeing the score is 6-1 with us losing, laugh, and go about my business.

I will watch Felix’s, Fister’s and Vargas’ starts though

d0nkey - July 20, 2010 reply

I bet the downside of being Dave Niehaus or Dave Sims is that you can't completely check out like any other fan does.

Is it wrong to say that I am more or less checked out of the season? I don’t want to sound like a bad fan, but I am just so apathetic now. I still care about any moves the M’s make that affect them beyond this season, but they are just done now. Done.

Fin - July 19, 2010 reply

I think that's how most people are

I’m still moderately excited when Smoak or Saunders come up to bat, but I think I’m more interested in our minor league teams than the M’s. Yay future. Yay hope.

wyte_lightning - July 19, 2010 reply

I'm sort of the same. I only care about anything related to the future.

So that includes Smoak, Saunders, Moore, Pineda, and of course the good ones who are staying: Ichiro, Guti, Felix.

Allen Wu - July 19, 2010 reply

Yeah, that's where I am.

So I’m curious even about a longshot like Greg Halman.

ignacio - July 20, 2010 reply

When it's this bad...

…once in awhile I swear Niehaus will give a home team call to a great play by an opposing team player. Home run, defensive gem, impressive strike out, whichever. He always has a good call for a good play, but he’ll put a little extra on it. Seems like he just starts rooting for good baseball (IMO)

Kermit. - July 20, 2010 reply

He has always done this, and I love that about him.

He just loves the game. He’ll give 100% to a call for the Mariners and maybe 90% to a nice play for the other team.

d0nkey - July 20, 2010 reply

Well he has endured enough crappy Mariners seasons.

Fin - July 20, 2010 reply

I can't believe that I moderatly paid attention to about 80% of this ballgame.

On the plus side, I think I might like this Justin Smoak fellah.

Goose - July 19, 2010 reply

I'm not excited about Moore

I still think we shoulda got Montero…

G@B3 - July 19, 2010 reply

But Montero means no Smoak

and Moore would still catch over Montero

Marinerfanjake - July 19, 2010 reply

This isn't going to be another Morrow vs. Lincecum thing is it?

ThundaPC - July 19, 2010 reply

Yes, it is.

Teej - July 19, 2010 reply

It already is.

Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010 reply

I hope the results are different.

the other side - July 20, 2010 reply

I wish we would've taken Andrew Miller!

Jeff Nye - July 20, 2010 reply

Moore's not going to be exciting.

But there are very few exciting catchers out there. If he can be a decent hitter, he’s a useful piece. Leave the exciting players for the positions where we can get them.

Fuckmikereilly - July 19, 2010 reply