Biggest Contribution: Milton Bradley, +2.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Chone Figgins, -15.2%
Most Important AB: Figgins double play, -9.7%
Most Important Pitch: Konerko double, -12.5%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -9.3%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -40.7%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)
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Uhhhh.
carstensm - July 20, 2010
Yay Bradley!
ThundaPC - July 20, 2010
A true ray of light on a gloomy day!
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
Li'l Joey has greying temples.
I feel old.
msb - July 20, 2010
I think the car is the White Sox and the person is the Mariners.
But the person could be Jeff in which case that would be sad.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
I could have double hip surgery like my hero Rob Johnson
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
Big Bad Randy Johnson
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
The upended figure is the Mariners and the windshield is 2010
lemonverbena - July 20, 2010
Quick game tonight, huh?
HitKing69 - July 20, 2010
Danks is Lee-esque in his pace.
Teej - July 20, 2010
When ghostridin' goes wrong
Matthew - July 20, 2010
Or right?
Matthew - July 20, 2010
When ghostriding goes surprising
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
What's ghostridin'?
appleshampoo - July 20, 2010
It's what you do to whips.
Kenneth Arthur - July 20, 2010
Well
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/12646/Mistah_Fab_-_Ghost_Ride_It.mp3
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
Do you still have the chain-swininging one?
Teej - July 20, 2010
Weeeee!
Goose - July 20, 2010
Favorite song/gif of all time.
sanford_and_son - July 21, 2010
I still love this.
Goose - July 20, 2010
Wikipedia is your friend
Link
wyte_lightning - July 20, 2010
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lemonverbena - July 20, 2010
Adorable!
Matthew - July 20, 2010
There is a man with a gun!
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
All those punk kids be messin' up his neighbrohood, yo
Coach Owens - July 20, 2010
And the car is running over some yellow creature!
And what in god’s name is driving the car?
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
I think the car is driving itself.
Coach Owens - July 20, 2010
In that case it's even more frightening because he can clearly feel the yellow creature and yet he is driving over him remorselessly.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
Yet the yellow creature is obviously enjoying it.
So yeah, whatever.
Coach Owens - July 20, 2010
That yellow creature is Justin Leone
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
Well he's certainly not going to play third base anytime soon.
Guess we have to change the name of the blog.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
No, I'm pretty sure that's Topato, and he is made of poison.
joof - July 20, 2010
He's right, you know.
Eyebrows - July 20, 2010
What is Jesus doing? Is he about to levitate that car?
msb - July 21, 2010
.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
You guys I was trying to play into the joke...
In the original video, when the scientist guy asks “What’s ghostridin’?….Oh, that’s ghostridin’” smiles and nods
appleshampoo - July 20, 2010
I have a .gif of this somewhere :(
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
I was hoping you would post it!
I couldn’t find it either. Probably buried in an off topic thread somewhere :-)
appleshampoo - July 20, 2010
Eh
If anyone who wasn’t around has no clue what we are talking about, here’s the video, seek to 2:15 for the part we’re talking about…
appleshampoo - July 20, 2010
Never worry.
Robert - July 20, 2010
You are the man.
appleshampoo - July 20, 2010
My bad for labeling it poorly
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2010
It was surprisingly easy to find.
Robert - July 21, 2010
.
This should help too!
Coach Owens - July 20, 2010
This is numbingly depressing
Aaroniero Arruruerie - July 20, 2010
Numbness is a lack of feeling and depression is a feeling.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
Numbness is the lack of physical feeling, while depression is mostly emotional.
Boz86 - July 20, 2010
I think...damn you for making light of my numbing depression!
Boz86 - July 20, 2010
I like how our highest chance of winning was when Ichiro got hit by a pitch.
JAH - July 20, 2010
I can't wait for Saunders to get back
tait644 - July 20, 2010
How can Bradley have the biggest positive?
He ended an inning with poor baserunning. That shouldn’t all fall on Smoak’s shoulders.
basebliman - July 20, 2010
It didn't
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
There were other events during the game
which influenced the Mariners chances of winning. Milton Bradley’s total contributions came out to have the highest positive outlook. It is not a subjective rating.
Matthew - July 20, 2010
It would be funny if it were subjective and I just randomly assigned percentages
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
You need to do this one day to see who's paying attention.
katal - July 20, 2010
Fuck this
Josh Wilson -five billion percent
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
Or you could just give everybody a 0%.
Nobody contributed anything. When the highest contribution is 2.3% that is essentially true.
Droid Rage - July 20, 2010
That doesn't sound as impressive as 5 billion percent
Kermit. - July 20, 2010
That's how i got through elementary school.
JAH - July 20, 2010
I stopped watching the game halfway through so I could spend 45 minutes looking for a particular type of screw at Home Depot.
I think I came out ahead.
katal - July 20, 2010
Did you find it??
wyte_lightning - July 20, 2010
I did! I got the drill-bit Kermit recommended, too!
katal - July 20, 2010
Is the liquor cabinet fixed?
Brian Floyd - July 20, 2010
Tomorrow morning.
Right now it’s dinner + watching Labryinth for the first time.
katal - July 20, 2010
I heard good things from one person!
Matthew - July 20, 2010
Good enough for me!
katal - July 20, 2010
That movie is even better with liquor.
JAH - July 20, 2010
You certainly have to be mentally impaired in one way or another.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
rawr?
seattlebruin - July 21, 2010
Cliff Lee 2010 walk total: 7. Chone Figgins 2010 GIDP total: 12.
Kenneth Arthur - July 20, 2010
So?
Matthew - July 20, 2010
WOW! THAT'S A POINTLESS STATISTICAL COMPARISON
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
I get it.
CapSea - July 20, 2010
I love Johjima!
ThundaPC - July 20, 2010
THANK YOU
Jeff Sullivan - July 20, 2010
So Franklin is OPSing like .400 in July.
Manzanillos Cup - July 20, 2010
I should care.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
Feels good below the Tropic, doesn't it?
Brian Floyd - July 20, 2010
But Franklin's success has greater implications.
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
So Franklin is BABIPing like .140 in July.
April/March OPS .861, BABIP .403
May .792, .339
June .654, .300
July .411, .146
Of all the things on the team to worry about, his July OPS is not one of them.
CMC_Stags - July 20, 2010
Not worrying
Just sayin’.
Manzanillos Cup - July 20, 2010
He drew 20 walks in May!
Poochie - July 20, 2010
For what it's worth, ZiPS is projecting .263/.323/.399 for the rest of the season.
CMC_Stags - July 20, 2010
Reply fail...
CMC_Stags - July 20, 2010
Reply fail to what.
Fucking christ people. Say what you meant to reply to if you failed at doing so to the right comment.
Kirk - July 21, 2010
To my comment just above regarding Gutierrez.
CMC_Stags - July 21, 2010
Well this is one way to pick a runner off...
Crawford gets Beltre’d
Fuckmikereilly - July 20, 2010
It didn't look to me that he caught that in the junk.
Not that it wasn’t painful, but didn’t look like a ruptured nut to me.
TrustBaseball - July 20, 2010
That hit him square in the twig and berries
Beltre’s smoked line drive was worse, but this definitely caught Crawford flush.
Brian Floyd - July 20, 2010
Mariners!
Robert - July 20, 2010
!
Eyebrows - July 20, 2010
This is my second-favorite .gif I've ever made
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2010
Here's that crazy person I was talking about
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2010
Well which one, Jeff?
Angry but embracing it Steve Phillips, bottom center? Upset you mentioned her real age faded “actress,” bottom right? Applying lip gloss guy in the middle? Zombie aunt, just above “VOTE NOW?” Or stroking-out Julianne Moore at the top right?
ghostofErikThompson - July 21, 2010
It's gotta be Zombie Aunt!
sanford_and_son - July 21, 2010
It was hobo Steve Phillips but they're all pretty good
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2010
That is one unappealing chunk of humanity, to be sure
Jeff Nye - July 21, 2010
I do like the guy who appears to be looking at the graphic, though.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 21, 2010
The "you can't prove that was me!" guy?
Jeff Nye - July 21, 2010
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 21, 2010
Seth Rogen? In the cap?
msb - July 21, 2010
To me he looks like an aged and bearded Pete Carroll
wyte_lightning - July 21, 2010
You forgot artsie Seth Rogan.
CapSea - July 21, 2010
Wow, you got it all in my opinion.
TrustBaseball - July 21, 2010
reply fail. I'm sure I hit the right button and yet I didn't.
TrustBaseball - July 21, 2010
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