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Biggest Contribution: Tie, Chone Figgins and Michael Saunders +.190
Biggest Suckfest: Ichiro Suzuki -.123

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We have the most awesome outfield in the league :)
We have the most awesome outfield and League :)
I like mine better
Michael Saunders two days in a row!!!!
First 2-game winning streak since last month in Yankee Stadium.
Holy shit

that bad huh?

Saunders is making me love baseball all over again.
Saunders is making love to baseball all over again.
Mmmmmmmm. Good imagery.
I wish Ichiro would stop being so selfish
We are just the worst at being bad

But, hey, Condor!!

Saunders was even a trending topic on twitter!
Is that our Saunders or just Saunders?

Because, you know, Joe….

Mostly Joe I would think.

But hey, our #Saunders probably contributed some too.

Kotchman got on-base four times today.

He’s doing a pretty good job of proving he’s not worthless. Good to see.

Especially with the trade deadline coming up
TRADE ICHIRO

Seriously, though, trade Lopez

Some team with a short left field wall?

Houston, Philadelphia… I don’t know all the stadiums, I don’t pay much attention to other teams. But it seems like his pull-hitting might do well, and a new environment might cure him of whatever laziness is real and not just perceived. Lots of players sparkle after a trade.

What would we get out of him?
Frogurt with our choice of toppings
make it a peanut-butter cheesecake and you might have something there
The correct response is, "That's good!"
Any topping you could get in a trade for Jose Lopez would cause cancer.
If we trade him to Arizona, probably Justin Upton.
If we throw in Vargas that might actually fly.

Also, Michael Saunders looks like Kurt Cobain.

No he doesn't.
He looks like Jake Locker stupid!
Lots of players sparkle after a trade from Seattle.

Fixed.

Is it because they're vampires?
Eclipse does feature a vampire army raised in Seattle.

So yes.

God dammit can Twilight go along with religion, politics and fantasy baseball as banned topics?

No offense to you guys, I just really don’t like the whole vampire fad that has the teeny boppers going nuts.

Twilight is interesting
Also are politics and fantasy baseball!
I'm on Team Seddon
Team Milton.

The power to make everyone shiver when he smiles and break 34 ounce pieces of wood over his leg.

Team Dracula

Because not one can match up to him, but I rather get out the garlic and slay all of them.

He ain't called Big Game Bradley for nothing.
Jeff secretly wants a Twilight version of "WE COME AGAIN"
No it's not.
Fads that sweep the nation are interesting
You look great in those crocs!
So was the spread of the plague.
It's interesting in the exact same way that massive natural disasters are interesting.

They make for interesting storylines that follow the inexorable spread of tragedy and that highlight the ways in which that tragedy has forever changed peoples’ lives. Twilight fits in this bucket, I think.

Natural disasters don't make teenaged girls scream and swoon at red carpet events.

It would be awesome if they did though, all with big hand painted signs, “I <3 you Hurricane Andrew, have my babies!”

Hey, it worked for the Fertile Crescent.

I'm on Team Tsunami, myself
The Tigris and Euphrates just need a better publicist
The aliens in Independence Day had groupies, right?

Up until the point at which they were annihilated, but still – disaster groupies!

The groupies didn't know they were going to get blown up though.

I think that’s a necessary element in this whole scheme.

They were interesting when I was 10 and obsessed with Pokemon

Now fads are on a scale between meh and fucking annoying. The show Lost or the World Cup are meh, while Twilight leans towards the fucking annoying side.

The world cup is not a fad
Sorry for ripping on the World Cup

That probably took it too far.

Jesus christ.
But bacon salt, which doesn't even taste like bacon, that is still good right?
Well I am probably partial towards them since I worked for them

but if you want to go comparing a condiment to an event that happens once every four years, then go ahead but I don’t see the comparison.

Sorry if I pissed you guys off about speaking negatively about soccer in a blog who’s posters and writer(s) love soccer. But if I pissed anyone off about Twilight I am not sorry, Twilight sucks, get over it and listen to your Fall Out Boy.

My point is that the World Cup is not a fad.
This is pure awful on so many levels.
Oh man it's too bad you couldn't come hang out for EcLLipse this weekend then!
Loafie to Boston makes a small amount of sense.

With Beltre and (most likely) Bill Hall gone after this season, Lopez wouldn’t be an altogether bad utility infielder or stopgap third baseman.

Wait, no, he would be a pretty bad utility infielder or stopgap third baseman wherever he goes.

It makes a small amount of sense if you consider that he plays baseball and the Red Sox are a baseball team.
And then all that sense goes away when you realize the Red Sox would never in a million years trade for Lopez
They've traded for stranger things.

Kevin Cash, for one.

They acquired him because Varitek went on the DL
Uh huh.

Despite having two players down in Pawtucket who can hit and play comparable defense to Cash.

I don't know the Red Sox organizational depth, or organization in general, so I'm really in no place to argue

But maybe it had something to do with Wakefield and a personal knuckleball catcher

He played for the Sox before and I guess a few pitchers here really like his game-calling abilities.

Plus the whole Wakefield thing, too.

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