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Biggest Contribution: Jason Vargas, +28.4%
Biggest Suckfest: David Aardsma, -41.3%
Most Important AB: Pettitte error, +16.6%
Most Important Pitch: Rodriguez single, -42.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -5.6%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -61.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +16.6%
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Devastating
That is an oversimplification of Aaardsma's fastball
Biggest Contribution:

Is this the actual girl Ichiro touched?
No, this is the Sanjaya girl.
What was that all about?

She went nuts ’cos he ran into her. Psycho.

Crotch tug at the end!

Her knight in shining armor...

Elbows her in the face and then walks away.

Such a gentleman.
She aint got anything he wants.
She might have a Chrono Trigger.
I can imagine this as a Craigslist missed connection.

My Knight in Shining Armor – w4m (Safeco Field)

Date: 2010-07-08, 9:51PM PDT
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You fell upon me tonight so gracefully. You looked me in the eye and apologized as I was able to compose myself. I caught you staring a few minutes later. Just want to say “thank you” for making me feel beautiful and special and that I think you have beautiful eyes and a sweet smile. Sorry I didn’t get to say goodbye when you left in that disappointing loss.

PS: If you aren't rich, please don't reply to this. In that context I find you creepy.
Jeez he's practically checking the plumbing
I don't think that's a cup Ichiro is adjusting.
I love how quickly he pulls his arm back when she touches him!

No white women may touch the Ichi. It is forbidden!

So what you're saying is that Ichiro has the jungle fever
I think you mean yellow fever.
Orange fever by the looks of her.
Great graphics Mr.Sullivan.

You nailed (or someone nailed it) right on the head.

Now I'm thinking of the highlight reel at the baseball game in Naked Gun 2 1/2

Where one of the outfielders is decapitated by a home run ball.

I think it was a Mariners outfielder.

I’m not sure.

That was in the first Naked Gun.
You're right.

I was also right in that it was a Mariners outfielder.

This is our season, folks.

Is there some sort of record for most losses in a row with at some point having the lead?
I fucking hate you, Aardsma.
I was hating Aardsma before it was cool!
Seattle hipsters strike again.
As much as our bullpen has been sucking lately, it sure would be nice if our offense decided to give them more than a two-run lead.
This is one of those games that reminds me just how far the Mariners have to go before they are good again.

This team has so many holes and little to no minor league talent ready to plug any of those holes.

Such a god damn predictable loss. At least Vargas pitched well.
At least we still have Cliff Lee
Who's going tomorrow?

I have to see my Cliffard one last time in person. I was surprised to find good seats behind homeplate, Yankees and all, but then I was like “Oh…Mariners…right.”

*Clifton
Oh I was talking about that french vendor who's always pimping shiskaberries on the lower level

but Lee’s definately a draw as well.

I nominate this for recovery of the year.
Well I guess I was wrong

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