Biggest Contribution: Jason Vargas, +28.4%
Biggest Suckfest: David Aardsma, -41.3%
Most Important AB: Pettitte error, +16.6%
Most Important Pitch: Rodriguez single, -42.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -5.6%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -61.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +16.6%
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Devastating
Robert - July 8, 2010
That is an oversimplification of Aaardsma's fastball
lemonverbena - July 8, 2010
Biggest Contribution:
CapSea - July 8, 2010
Is this the actual girl Ichiro touched?
Kermit. - July 8, 2010
No, this is the Sanjaya girl.
CapSea - July 8, 2010
What was that all about?
She went nuts ’cos he ran into her. Psycho.
OldhamA - July 9, 2010
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RunningFool - July 8, 2010
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w00tah - July 8, 2010
I think the ease with which it lip reads makes it that much funnier.
JY - July 8, 2010
Saved me the trouble!
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2010
Quick, I better update my facebook.
Fin - July 8, 2010
I meant that as a quote of what that chick said.
Fin - July 8, 2010
What inning/at bat was this? I want to check it out on the DVR.
doublemazaa - July 8, 2010
I'm thinking it was the first. Not sure though.
joey90 - July 8, 2010
Thanks.
1st inning, no outs, Texeria at bat.
doublemazaa - July 8, 2010
I can't say my reaction would have been any different.
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2010
Jesus...He TOUCHED me!
Big Jared - July 8, 2010
This chick is on the MLB.com frontpage.
svart aske - July 8, 2010
Words cannot describe how much I love this.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 9, 2010
Bunny boiler.
OldhamA - July 9, 2010
Crotch tug at the end!
w00tah - July 8, 2010
Her knight in shining armor...
Elbows her in the face and then walks away.
MT Olson - July 8, 2010
Such a gentleman.
TrustBaseball - July 8, 2010
She aint got anything he wants.
JAH - July 8, 2010
She might have a Chrono Trigger.
CapSea - July 8, 2010
I can imagine this as a Craigslist missed connection.
My Knight in Shining Armor – w4m (Safeco Field)
Date: 2010-07-08, 9:51PM PDT
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You fell upon me tonight so gracefully. You looked me in the eye and apologized as I was able to compose myself. I caught you staring a few minutes later. Just want to say “thank you” for making me feel beautiful and special and that I think you have beautiful eyes and a sweet smile. Sorry I didn’t get to say goodbye when you left in that disappointing loss.
Fin - July 8, 2010
PS: If you aren't rich, please don't reply to this. In that context I find you creepy.
MT Olson - July 8, 2010
Jeez he's practically checking the plumbing
Kermit. - July 8, 2010
I don't think that's a cup Ichiro is adjusting.
Wilder. - July 8, 2010
I love how quickly he pulls his arm back when she touches him!
No white women may touch the Ichi. It is forbidden!
sanford_and_son - July 8, 2010
So what you're saying is that Ichiro has the jungle fever
Jeff Nye - July 8, 2010
Maybe?
sanford_and_son - July 8, 2010
I think you mean yellow fever.
Fin - July 9, 2010
Orange fever by the looks of her.
HARRYP09 - July 9, 2010
Great graphics Mr.Sullivan.
You nailed (or someone nailed it) right on the head.
TrustBaseball - July 8, 2010
Now I'm thinking of the highlight reel at the baseball game in Naked Gun 2 1/2
Where one of the outfielders is decapitated by a home run ball.
JY - July 8, 2010
I think it was a Mariners outfielder.
I’m not sure.
JY - July 8, 2010
That was in the first Naked Gun.
MT Olson - July 8, 2010
You're right.
I was also right in that it was a Mariners outfielder.
This is our season, folks.
JY - July 8, 2010
Is there some sort of record for most losses in a row with at some point having the lead?
lailaihei - July 8, 2010
I fucking hate you, Aardsma.
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2010
I was hating Aardsma before it was cool!
Jeff Nye - July 8, 2010
Me too!
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2010
Seattle hipsters strike again.
w00tah - July 8, 2010
As much as our bullpen has been sucking lately, it sure would be nice if our offense decided to give them more than a two-run lead.
joey90 - July 8, 2010
This is one of those games that reminds me just how far the Mariners have to go before they are good again.
This team has so many holes and little to no minor league talent ready to plug any of those holes.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2010
Such a god damn predictable loss. At least Vargas pitched well.
sanford_and_son - July 8, 2010
At least we still have Cliff Lee
beastwarking - July 8, 2010
Who's going tomorrow?
I have to see my Cliffard one last time in person. I was surprised to find good seats behind homeplate, Yankees and all, but then I was like “Oh…Mariners…right.”
Omerta - July 9, 2010
*Clifton
BrettJMiller - July 9, 2010
Oh I was talking about that french vendor who's always pimping shiskaberries on the lower level
but Lee’s definately a draw as well.
Omerta - July 9, 2010
I nominate this for recovery of the year.
Matt Erickson - July 9, 2010
Well I guess I was wrong
beastwarking - July 9, 2010
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