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New Cliff Lee Bonanza Open Thread

Yankees? No Yankees. Rangers. Time for all of us to shift focus over to one switch-hitting Justin Smoak.

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WE ARE HAVING A FUCKING FIRE DRILL RIGHT NOW!?

ARE YOU KIDDING!

FIRE DRILL?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SIGN OF FIRE IS.

.

THERE'S A SAYING IN ENGLAND

WHERE THERE’S SMOAK, THERE’S BONERS

OH BABY.

GIMME SUMMA DAT.

Look at those eyes.....
The whites of their eyes?
It's just a drill.
Maybe the Yankees offer was just fabricated by GMZ to get Texas into the game.
The Yankees aren't even a baseball team.

He made it all up. You believed that stuff about Ruth and DiMaggio!? He’s that good.

Or perhaps Reds
It just seems like they'd really have to nut up with their major leaguers to make a deal.
So the hidden meaning behind Cliffmas is today?
JUSTIN FUCKING SMOAK
INSANITY.

In all seriousness. Insanity.

One thing that I take away from this

I wouldn’t want to play poker with Jack Z.

He'd get you to all-in with a 2 and a 7
RANGERS VS REDS
Ken_Rosenthal #Reds have spoken “extensively” to M’s about Lee over last 48 hrs, source tells FOXSports.com’s Jon Paul Morosi. #Rangers also in. #MLB
VOTTO OR GET THE FUCK OUT
What possibly could top Smoak or Montero that the Reds have to offer?
Votto + Chapman
VOTTO + CHAPMAN + BRUCE
No way Votto is leaving Cincy - and I don't want Chapman for $30 million
Danny Rey Herrera + Dusty Baker's toothpick
Brett anderson is injured.
He still is the Truth.
Votto is more valuable than Cliff Lee

So wouldn’t this make them worse now and in the future

THE REDS DON'T HAVE MANY PROSPECTS THAT INSPIRE BONERS FROM ME

HOWEVER, THEY DO HAVE TEAM CONTROLLED TALENT THAT IS GOOD NOW AND IF YOU WANTED TO SHIFT UP THE REBUILDING TIMETABLE THAT’S A QUICK WAY OF DOING IT.

IT DOES NOT HOWEVER FUCK OVER ANYONE IN OUR LEAGUE/DIVISION

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. ALONSO IS SHIT IN COMPARISON TO MONTERO AND SMOAK.
THREADS!
NO NO NO

‘THE REDS’

I haven't heard the Reds had anything much to offer...
Please not the Reds
I prefer to think of GMs as Z's fuck buddies.

Going once to the fat fuck with the bank. Going twice—-

Daniels: Smoak is bigger than the bank!

Going once to the fuck buddy who made this a threesome!…

From TR Sullivan..DMN

Rangers officials were scratching their heads Friday morning as to why the Mariners would have taken a deal that included catcher Jesus Montero and second baseman David Adams.

The Rangers believe they could have offered a much better package in that trade and were prepared to do so.

The Mariners want Justin Smoak but club officials have indicated the Rangers aren’t interested in doing that. They have told people who have asked they aren’t inclined to trade Smoak. They will obviously move first baseman Chris Davis, who is leading the PCL in hitting.

Jarrod Saltalamacchia would satisfy the Mariners need for a catcher. The Rangers also have outfielder Engel Beltre at Double A Frisco. From a pitching standpoint, the Rangers are deep, beginning with Derek Holland, Omar Beltre and Blake Beavan at the top of the Minor League depth chart and going all the way down.

They just don’t want to talk about Tanner Scheppers or Martin Perez.

That's really funny because if they don't include Smoak their package isn't very good
Engel Beltre would be amazing right? Would that be better or worse than Smoak?
What
Don't people love Engel Beltre?
No?
Ok must have mistaked him for some other prospect
You are thinking about Adrian Beltre.

Talented 3rd baseman but his offensive year is really being helped by the green monster. Going to be a free agent after this year. Wouldn’t make this deal.

actually... he is one of the latest helium guys

will most likely end up in the 30-75 range in the next BA list in the spring

WOW. THOUGHT THE KID WAS ALL TOOLS NOT PRODUCTION.
He's starting to produce
I understood 'love' in terms of 'better than Smoak'
Beltre would be a good third piece
I saw him play once for the Spokane Indians and he made an awesome catch.

So no.

They didn't back off Montero over and Engle problem.
Didn't he sell people?
No

Omar Beltre and Ogando got caught in a scam where they were going to ‘marry’ women and bring them to the US when they came over.

That sounds much better.
Why scratch your head and wonder if the Yanks are willing to give Montero but you won't give Smoak?
buh?

The reason the Mariners would take that deal is because Montero is better than anyone in their system. Only Smoak is comparable. Also, Salty isn’t very good.

cameron thinks differently
d_a_cameron
  
@BtB_Sky Be surprised if M’s made a deal with Tex and didn’t get Salty.
That doesn't mean anyone thinks he's good.
SALTY HAS THE YIPS, BUT I THINK THAT IT WOULD EVENTUALLY WORK OUT OF HIS SYSTEM

IF HE BECAME THE STEVE SAX OF BACKSTOPS THAT WOULD JUST BE… UNPRECEDENTED, I GUESS

STEVE BLASS, I MEAN

I’VE ALWAYS GOTTEN THE TWO CONFUSED

Blass is the tall, balding one.
DOESN'T SAY HE'S GOOD

JUST THAT A DEAL WOULD LIKELY CONTAIN HIM.

AND WHY NOT

HE USED TO HIT A LITTLE

I LIKE HIS NAME SO I'D BE FINE WITH IT

NOT LIKE HE’D BE THE CENTREPIECE OR ANYTHING

As the third piece, maybe
Wow.
“Rangers officials were scratching their heads Friday morning as to why the Mariners would have taken a deal that included catcher Jesus Montero and second baseman David Adams. The Rangers believe they could have offered a much better package in that trade and were prepared to do so.”

That Montero deal sounded so good that it’s hard to imagine anybody scratching their heads about it.

MONTERO IS ONE OF THE BEST PROSPECTS IN THE LEAGUE, BUT THE RANGERS HAVE THE BEST FARM SYSTEM

IT’S A SLIGHT EXAGGERATION THAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE RANGERS HAVING AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES AT THE MOMENT.

NOW WE WILL BE THE ONES THAT ARE EMBARRASSED WITH OUR RICHES!
I WILL DO MY BEST TO HIDE MY EMBARASSMENT
TREASURE BATH!
CALL ME SCROOGE MCFUCK
They can keep their Chris Fucking Davis....
NO, THEY CAN THROW HIM IN AS THE 5TH OR 6TH PIECE.
The Rangers can believe whatever the fuck they want
This makes no sense for so many reasons
NOT YONDER ALONSO PLEASE NO
Jack is holding baseball by the balls
If Doc Minus is correct in saying that the Rangers can
't trade Scheppers till a year after his signing

That would be September 17.

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/09/rangers-scheppers-agree.html

Guess we'll have to settle for Holland, then
I've never been wrong before!
You are a doctor so I would hope not.
I guses you're not as worried about accuracy
All that I care is that your free and mildly accurate.
When I first saw Rangers the I started acting like an 8 year old girl on Christmas
ICHIRO TOUCHED MY LEG!
SHIT IS GOING DOWN
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

FIRST MONTERO NOW SMOAK?

WE HAVE A 5 HOUR 30 MINUTE CLOCK BEFORE HE STARTS AGAINST THE YANKEES.

PROGRESS PROGRESS PROGRESS.

If they drag this out until the last minute I might go into cardiac arrest
I want Feliz, Smoak, Honus Wagner, and Andrus

Make it happen, Z

Wagner's range is suspect
We can move him to second
NOT IF WE USE VOODOO
He's on the Reds.
Proposal: We avoid posting constant reactions to absolutely nothing in order to maintain a somewhat reasonable thread.
Ludicrous.
That would be so unlike us
We're having fun.
It will get old and the sheer volume is absurd.
There were 2000 posts about sandwiches at a pretend bar yesterday
That's a good metric to decide if a thread is good or not.
Not front page content.
So you're saying that we need to get these threads above 2000?

Ok then.

Perhaps. But for now it hasn't.
See the X in the corner?

click it.

No. Make the threads better.
Bullshit.

Aron is a regular and he has every right to express his feelings about the quality of this thread. And the quality of this thread largely sucks.

Meh.

Every once in a while it’s fun to watch this place go bananas. Not every thread needs to be the model of peak content.

The place has been going bananas since 8 AM
Which is part of what makes it fun.
WE HAVE ENTERED THAT AWKWARD STATE WHERE THERE IS NO LONGER ANY NEWS TO GET EXCITED OVER AND THINGS AREN'T HAPPENING FAST ENOUGH

IN DEFERENCE TO THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH, I WANTED TO REFER TO IT AS “THE DOLDRUMS” BUT THAT DOES NOT SEEM TONALLY APPROPRIATE FOR THE KIND OF RESPONSES WE ARE HAVING

Yeah. LL is at its best when it's frenetic and a bit silly, but we're running through our material.
Yeah, these threads are about to cause my work computer to crash
Goddamnit

Fucking voice of reason.

I THINK WE ARE BEYOND THAT

In all seriousness, at this point I really do think it’d be like trying to lasso a tornado.

I understand the sentiment but LL has a long history of freakout threads

Anyone who doesn’t enjoy this is perfectly free to just hang out on Twitter.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

LL SLIP N SLIDE PARTY!!!!

I CALL BOTTOM!

My how true this is
Is this you giving me permission to break things?
Find out
Experiment?

Meh
I remember when that was leading news on CNN
Opened that at work.

Well played. I thought you were joking with the picture title.

I am always serious.
I don't want to stop the freaking out, I was just sort of hoping we'd save it for tidbits and not just scream at each other.
Yes.

It’s not people getting excited about exciting things it’s people typing in all caps despite nothing going on.

Ehh, that isn't really how these things work

Only difference between now and the old rumor threads is that we have more readers.

REMEMBER IN THE WINTER MEETINGS WHEN DAVE TOLD US NOT TO BREAK THE USSM SERVER AND SO WE BROKE TWITTER'S?

THAT WAS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

I still can't believe we broke Twitter.
We always break Twitter
Apparently, the entirety of Twitter runs off one server. Or at least it did a couple months ago.
Twitter broke when Justin Bieber farted the other day
THIS IS BIGGER THAN GETTING CLIFF LEE!
Imagine if Z announced at this second we signed an extension.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE????
The Rangers have sat 2 starters a night the last 2 days and Smoak has been set against the occasional LHP but...
Evan_P_Grant
  
Smoak not in #Rangers lineup tonight. Arias at 1B vs. Lefty. Matchup or just in case of completing Lee deal?
Yeah, don't think that means much. They've been playing Arias against lefties now.
ITS BETTER THAN HIM BEING IN THE LINEUP.
Lefty matchup? Smoak is a switch-hitter.
look at his splits,,

been having a tough time against good lefties

THEY SHOULD STILL BE PLAYING HIM ANYWAY, I WOULD THINK

PROSPECTS DON’T RANDOMLY PICK UP SKILLS UNLESS THEY HAVE REASON TO. UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY’RE FELIX AND JUST HAVE A 70-80 SLIDER THEY’RE SITTING ON BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY

I agree. I hate the idea of platooning young players
THE HANDLING OF SAUNDERS EARLY ON BY ONLY HAVING HIM PLAY AGAINST PITCHERS DESIGNED TO RUIN HIM WAS CERTAINLY ODD THOUGH
Belief system
I TRUST IT MORE THAN "THE PROCESS" AT LEAST
At least Saunders is showing signs of fighting through it.
Which might actually indicate he's got something really special ahead of him.

I swear that this team has done everything in its power to ruin each and every one of its up-and-coming position players offensively.

NOT REALLY

OR AT LEAST NOT RECENTLY.

I WOULD ARGUE THAT TUI STILL INTRIGUES ME BECAUSE HE HAS THE ABILITY TO HIT TO ALL FIELDS. IT’S MERELY THAT HIS DEFENSE IS UNDENIABLY BAD WHEREVER YOU PUT HIM. SAUNDERS, AT NO POINT IN HIS CAREER, HAS DEMONSTRATED THAT ABILITY, SOMETHING THAT THE M’S BASICALLY DRILL INTO EVERY YOUNG PLAYER IN THE SYSTEM. IT’S AN INTERESTING CASE-BY-CASE STUDY THOUGH.

Given what we "think" we know, I would move towards the deal

Until I realize we don’t really know anything.

I WILL TAKE ONE MORE HOUR OF THIS, THEN ONE HOUR OF RAYS RUMORS.
Jack Z is laughing maniacally shouting "Dance puppets, Dance!"
LIke the Metalica song "Master of Puppets"

MASTER MASTER MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING THE STRINGS

Gladiator Mice!

Yes! Yes! Die! Die! Die! I have everything and you have nothing!

Works better with the image...

Hey guys I think I know why the Mariners would want Scheppers.
I miss this meme.
WHY'S THAT, ROBERT?
Tell us Robert, tell us!
To play for the Mariners.
I don't get it
I GOT HOME 45 MINUTES AGO AND I'M STILL NOT CAUGHT UP
MONTERO, NOT MOTERO, SMOAK.
Crazily enough - things as they stand are not much different than this time yesterday. Multiple teams are interested, and the package should be very good
I think the caliber of the package we're expecting has ramped up a great deal.
Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

Here’s to hoping Z doesn’t cross that line.

Davidoff says Yankees are out "for now"

May get back in…

Graham you may get your Jesus!

So now they have to top the earlier deal. MONTERO + ROMINE + HUGHES!
SMOAK ON THE WATER
Already made.
Of course it was
Going to be akward when Lee actually starts tonight!
Yankees will be like:

Should we hit him hard and try and lower his value for us, or get no-hit so the price is higher for the Rangers?

I can't see any way that Lee makes the start tonight

Even if he isn’t dealt, I would hold him back.

Screw that noise

Cliff Lee’s line for tonight: 9IP, 15K, -1BB, 0H and Derek Jeter gets sucked in to a black hole.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK
What is the consensus projection

of Smoak in, say, five years?

Chipper Jones at best?

Mark Teixeira.
LISTEN TO THIS MAN
Switch hitting Pujols
Switch-hitting Jesus.

Not Jesus Montero.

Jesus Christ.

Ugh
He won't be ours anymore anyway.
Excellent defensive first basemen, incredibly well-rounded bat.

Makes contact, very disciplined, above average pop.

Elite player, good bat.

This is why I like Smoak over Montero
I like Montero over Smoak because his bat could be so much more special
I WOULD BE CURIOUS TO SEE HOW MONTERO WOULD ADJUST DEFENSIVELY TO ANOTHER POSITION

AT PRESENT, SMOAK+ PROSPECTS MIGHT EDGE HIM BECAUSE SMOAK CAN SWITCH-HIT AND DEFEND AT A HIGH LEVEL

I don't like Smoak + extras over Montero + extras

If it was Smoak + meaningful guy + extra, sure. Maybe.

You don't think Texas can top Adams/McAllister?
They can, of course

They just need to for me to be happy.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GETTING AT THOUGH

WITH THE YANKEES WE WERE LOOKING AT (ELITE HITTER W/OUT A DEFENSIVE POSITION) + (STOPGAP 2B WITH MIDDLING DEFENSE HAVING A BREAKOUT YEAR) + #4 STARTER. WITH THE RANGERS, IT’S (ALL-STAR POTENTIAL FIRST BASEMAN) + ???? AND THOSE QUESTION MARKS, SHOULD THE RANGERS BE SERIOUS, HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO OUTDO THE YANKEES OVERALL PACKAGE QUITE EASILY. AND CRIPPLE THEM.

Is Montero's bat that much more special than Smoak's?
Never mind, Graham - now I'm seeing the subthread below.

I have received my necessary batch of education.

MONTERO'S BAT HAS A CEILING UNLIKE MOST OTHER BATS IN EXISTENCE
CORRECT. MOST OTHER BATS IN EXISTENCE HAVE WINGS.

A SELECT FEW HAVE HANDLES WITH KNOBS, BUT SURPRISINGLY NO HINGES.

SOME OF THEM HAVE AXE HANDLES BUT EVERYONE IS AFRAID TO USE THEM
EXCEPT FOR BALD MEN WITH A PENCHANT FOR FISHING ON TELEVISION

WHILE SITTING IN THE SPORTING GOODS SECTION.

ALSO GRABBING THE ASS OF OVERRATED LOCAL UTILITY PLAYERS
THIS IS TO SAY NOTHING OF HIS ABILITY TO INSPIRE A LEGION

OF FOLLOWERS TO POORLY IMITATE THE NATURAL EROSION OF HIS HAIRLINE IN EXCHANGE FOR FREE HOT DOGS AND UPPER DECK SEATS. OR HIS ABILITY TO GIVE GEORGE STEINBRENNER CHRONIC HEARTBURN, WHICH CANNOT BE OVERSTATED.

HE WAS WHAT EVERY PLAYER WHO STAYS WITH ONE TEAM FOR MOST OF HIS CAREER SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE

NO DISRESPECT TO EDGAR, WHO IS WONDERFUL, BUT HE WAS ALWAYS THE HUMBLE, SOFT-SPOKEN, WISE FELLOW WHO GOT THE HITS AND NOT EXACTLY THE “PERSONALITY”, SO TO SPEAK

OH I AGREE. WITH A PLAYER LIKE BONE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY

TO DIMINISH HIM, OR FOR HIM TO DIMINISH HIMSELF WITH THE FANS DURING A LOW POINT IN HIS SEASON/CAREER. HE ALWAYS ACTED LIKE A MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY, NOT SOME PLACED-ON-A-PEDESTAL SPORTS FIGURE. HE WAS ALSO FLAWED, AND HAD NO PROBLEM EMBRACING THOSE FLAWS (BOTH PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL) WHICH MADE US LOVE HIM EVEN MORE.

Good defense makes me think Z likes him better.
It's first base, not sure it matters too much

Besides, big bats make everyone else better – pitchers have to work harder.

Well three team trade then.
I want to have a guy who can hit the shit out of the ball

I need some variety. All these no hit all glove guys are getting repetitive.

Smoak is definitely not a no-hit guy

He can hit. He just doesn’t have Montero’s gigantic power

How about his ability to switch hit given Safeco?
Shrug

That helps him some but Montero would be fine in Safeco too

450 feet is out anywhere, right?
I want either. I just need somebody.
Is there concerns about his ability to hit for power?
For normal power, no.

For big power, there’s some doubt.

k

So we are thinking he could do something like 280/360/490 plus above average defense or something like that?

Yup.

Could even hit for some more power down the road.

Dude has massive raw power.

And Montero is more like 290/340/510?
More power, more walks. Probably
That sounds pretty nice
I think the prognosis is more along the lines of

a Mark Teixeira/Edgar Martinez hybrid. The guy has truly plus-plus plate discipline.

I remember hearing John Olerude as a comp when he was first drafted.

Smoak that is.

Right.

Smooth, masterful strike-zone control and high BA. Power to come, peak in the 30’s probably.

Combined with Ole’s glove and you’ve got yourself a potential MVP candidate.

This.
Please refrain from...

Ahh fuck it.

Rangers fan here

He’s Will Clark. Tremendous on-base skills, tons of hard contact, 25 HR power, very solid D.

If you steal him I will cut you.
And cry. a lot.

WE MAY STILL CRY ONCE LEE IS GONE

AT LEAST YOUR SEASON IS GOING WELL

CLIFF LEE IS FUCKING WONDERFUL
Maybe this will help.

Awwww, Cliff....
Cutting and crying. Sounds like my ex.
Mine too! High five!
Conjuction, if Lee helps you to the WS, it will have been a great deal for both teams
Step out?
<UPDATE @1:46 PM PT Friday : You step outside for a little while and this happens. Deal is currently off — negotiations continue with the Rangers and Reds being mentioned the most — we’ll keep you post. Weird.

How the hell could he step out for a couple of hrs. I can’t stop staring at my computer screen.

WHO STEPPED OUT?
Prospect Insider

Forgot to add that

Who is this from?
Having trouble coming up with a competitive package from Cincy without Votto (who will not be dealt)
So what's going to happen to this site (or the M's blog-o-sphere) when this trade goes down?

Complete destruction?

Pretty much

yeah.

Much like Earth if we get Smoak and Holland.
Every site has incredibly well funded servers.
Except USSMariner.

New servers!

Can't we just combine Montero's bat with Smoak's defense and switch-hitting-ness and be done with it?
The difference in the bats isn't as great as it looks. Smoak is an excellent hitter.
I just bought tickets tonights. If anything it'll be kind of crazy.
HEY, MOTHER FUCKERS! WHAT HAPPENED OVER THE LAST 40 MINUTES?
Jesus was coming then things started Smoaking.
Oh my god I just snorted.
Yankees, out. Texas, in.
Reds hopefully stay out.
No kidding.

Fuck Alonso.

Lebron chose the Heat.
I will buy a Justin Smoak jersey the minute this trade goes through

if it does

These rumors are giving me a rash
I think that might be related to the temperature.
Is there anything else in the world going on right now?

Certainly not at my job.

By the way, I don't mean this to offshoot into off-topic. It just seems to have consumed me, these rumors.
Cracked.com is always a fun place to check out
Absolutely.
That's where I found the bees
KNOWYOURMEME.COM

I HAVE LEARNED A GREAT DEAL ABOUT THESE INTERNETS THROUGH IT.

Not here!

Just the LL tab, Twitter tab and Brock and Salk on the stream.

I still think the best overall fit is Cinci

Cinci has expendable pieces

Would be a worthwhile splash to invigorate the ballclub and not have to rely as heaving on Volquez coming back from TJ

Shows the fans they are willing and able to still compete

They can make a real competitive offer 4 guys deep starting with Alsono and go from there. Something like Mesoraco, Alonso, Wood and Francisco, maybe sub in Heisley or go with a 5 player for 2 swap

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

BEST FIT FOR YOU, MAYBE

FOR THE M’S I THINK IT’S DEFINITELY TEXAS

I don't prescribe to the fill one hole on the MLB roster to open another concept
I wouldn't give up Smoak if I were the Rangers

The only deal for an elite prospect that makes any real sense is… Montero.

that is what I am thing to

the problem is I might be Montero + meh.

So at what point do you take a deal like Texas did with Texieria and trust your scouts instead of getting that 1 guy?

I don't think I do if that Yankees deal is on the table

I am fine with trades for scattered players, but in this case the central core of elite talent needs shoring up.

I would hate that deal so much

We need elite players, not pretty decent ones.

No thank you but thanks for trying!
Hope you ready for the next episode, hey-yay-yay-yay

Smoak-Lee, anyday.

HOLY SHIT
i have learned deal done with #Rangers, Smoak and 3 others for Lee and reliever Mark Lowe #Rangers, #Mariners
Lowe is alive!?
I AM LITERALLY GETTING GOOSEBUMPS
HOLY FUCK SHIT BALLS SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
FASFADHIUSAHFPOASIJDASDJOASHFIUAFJAOISFHSAODUIHASPDIJASOUIDGHOH
I CANT HAVE BONERS AT WORK BUT FUCK IT!
TELL ME THE OTHER THREE NOWWW!#!@#!@$Q@#%^@#%YFRGHSRYGRGHErgrg
WHO IS THE SOURCE?
SHERMAN
WHO WAS ALREADY WRONG TODAY
ROSENTHAL CONFIRMS!
DOES THIS MEAN WE DONT GET MONTERO
3 way trade I want both!
WHAT THE FUCK!?!

YES!!!! WHO ARE THE THREE OTHERS!?!?? FUCKING TELL ME NOW!!!

NO NOT LOWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO ARE THE OTHER THREE
THIS WOULD PLEASE ME
I just broke myself
But Lowe is out for the year. This smells funny.
UHHHH I THOUGHT PLAYERS ON THE DL COULD NOT BE TRADED?
WE'RE TRADING DEREK LOWE, SILLY
They can be, yeah.. Just not common - you can basically say "Whatever" and do it

Maybe that means Holland too? Dual DL swap!

SO MUCH SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH

AHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Pineda Starting Tonight?

Anyone else see that Pineda is no longer listed on Tacoma’s roster? If Lee moves, he is probably coming up to start tonight.

What does everyone think about that?

I THINK SMOAK AND 3 OTHERS!!!
I like Mark Lowe though
Me too

Couldn’t we give them Aardsama instead.

Yes.

Makes me think we get a couple of arms back.

THE FIRST ITERATION OF MARK LOWE WAS AMAZING

THE OTHERS HAVE BEEN ENJOYABLE, BUT LESS STRIKING. IT HURTS BECAUSE HE’S ONE OF THE FEW INTERESTING ARMS IN THE ’PEN, BUT HIS HEALTH IS NOT GOOD, NOR LIKELY TO BE, AND AT LEAST HE GOES TO HIS HOMETOWN TEAM WITH A CHANCE TO GO TO THE WS.

Whatever. Brian Sweeney and whatnot.
BRIAN SWEENEY IS THE FUTURE OF THE 2004 MARINERS
BUT WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE BULLPEN HIJINKS?
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW

WE COULD CALL UP SCOTT PATTERSON AND GET HIM TO PLAY THE STRAIGHT MAN?

SMOAK AND 3 OTHERS? SMOAK AND 3 OTHERS?

SMOAK AND 3 FUCKING OTHERS!

I like the idea of Texas getting Lee much more than the Yankees

Holy shit

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE IDEA THAT WE ADDED LOWE MEANS PEREZ? PLEASE DOES IT MEAN PEREZ AND HOLLAND?!?! PLEASE!!! SUCK IT!!!!
Perhaps. Or Scheppers
Why would it? Lowe is broken at the moment and disc injuries are unpredictable.
Well we wouldn't include him for nothing. I wouldn't think. Rangers have so many good pitchers though, so I'll hold my applause.
That's why the Tweet smells like trout.
As much as I'd love to dream, there's zero chance that Texas gives up Smoak, Holland and Perez.
I might explode soon
This seems odd

Lowe is injured. Its a serious injury with a tendency to plague players for a long time.

We included Lowe to make sure the deal would get nixed, thus ensuring another week of

epilepsy here on LL.

LOUD NOISES!!!!!
WHY DID SHERMAN HAVE TO SAY MARK LOWE BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IT IF MARK LOWE IS INVOLVED
So if Lee is going to Texas, are we paying his salary?
Almost a guarantee
Someone said they had so money set aside for a deal like this.
But I hope so because

PROSPECTS

I'm sure we will.
DID WE WIN YET?
Is raping someone winning?
In some circle jerks; yes, raping is winning
WE SHOULD ALL MIGRATE TO THE NEW THREAD

YEAH GOOD IDEA GRIFFIN

This is the new thread Griffin.
NO THERES A NEWER ONE
GOOD IDEA GRIFFIN
ROTOWORLD IS MAKING THIS SOUND LIKE IT'S OFFICIAL.
THE NEW BLEACHERREPORT?
Drayer just tweeted that Smoak is not in Texas's lineup tonight!
Gadzooks

Good thing I checked the internet today

THERE'S SOME CRAZY STUFF ON THAT INTERNET
Yankees fans have to be SOOOOO pissed!!

That in itself makes me happy.

Smoak was the impossible dream.

How did this happen? Oh yeah, because Jack is a fucking genius.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME WE'VE SEEN A DEAL LIKE THIS IN DIVISION?
I SEEM TO REMEMBER AN A'S-RANGERS DEAL A WHILE BACK THAT WAS KIND OF A BIG DEAL
I'm just too excited to think right now.

Jay, honestly, you couldn’t have ever imagined Smoak. Right? You like?

INITIALLY, I COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED MONTERO

BUT TO ADDRESS YOUR QUESTION DIRECTLY, BACK IN ’08 I FELT HORRIBLE BECAUSE WE WERE HAVING A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION DRAFT FOR FIRST BASEMAN TALENT AND DUE TO A FLUKEY RECORD IN ’07, WE WERE NOT ONLY MISSING OUT ON THAT BUT MAKING A HORRIBLE PANIC MOVE IN SELECTING A RELIEVER WE THOUGHT WE WOULD BE READY IN THE NEAR TERM.

THIS SORT OF REDEEMS THAT.

Its incredible to think that in some crazy fashion Z got Smoak and three others out of seemingly thin air and a thin farm system from last season.

You just can’t fathom getting those great players selected in the draft – once they’re snagged and signed, wait 6+ years. Awesome.

I didn’t think Montero was possible either until two weeks ago. I didn’t think Smoak was possible until 10 minutes ago.

I DON'T THINK THAT Z WAS LOOKING AT THE COMPENSATION DRAFT PICKS IN THE FIRST PLACE

IT WAS A RUSE. A SMOAK-SCREEN, IF YOU WILL.

DID YOU GET IT? DID EVERYBODY SEE THE CLEVER JOKE I MADE?

Nevah. This was the best rental trade EVAH.
Braves traded Millwood to Philadelphia a few years back.
WHY MARK LOWE? EVERY TIME I GET CLOSE TO BUYING A JERSEY THE PLAYER GOES AWAY.
You must be careful about what you think about doing
Go buy a cliff Lee Jersey

I will have no problem sporting that for the rest of my life.

Nah. I like Mr. Lee, but I don't want his jersey. I've had a Lowe Jersey in the shopping cart for two weeks.

I was also considering Saunders, but not a chance now.

Can I interest you in a Rob Jo-

Ah fuck it, it’s been done.

I have a Jeff Clement jersey.

You’d’ve been fine.

ROSENTHAL SAYS IT'S DONE!

Mariners are sending cash though

Yeah, no biggie there.
Cash?

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS …

The best thing about cash is it always gets worse!
Cash? NO DEAL!!!!
Does he say who the Magnificent 3 are?
Perez, Sheppers, and Beltre
Is that actually the case or did you make it up?
I made this up. Sorry, that was pretty dick-ish
Its okay because it was pretty unbelievable.
So was Smoak a few days ago.
Smoak was the "haha - yeah right, stop rosterbating" name.

This is just too much.

Just three more fucking names is what i want.
THE RANGERS ARE BROKE SO THIS IS NOT SURPRISING
WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE SMOAK....ING

LAUGH, YOU DONGS

We can now smoke!!

RE: Smoke ’em if you got ’em!

I'm going to buy some nice whiskey and a cigar tonight. WOOO
I WANT THE NAMES OF THE OTHER THREE PLAYERS!!!!
Salk....

is ripping Brock good for fussing over Mark Lowe.

SALK MAKES ME CURIOUS ABOUT SPORTS RADIO
And rightly so.
As he should

This is a reliever we are talking about with a pretty huge injury background

Salk sounds like a pretty cool guy.
He doesn't afraid of anything?
It isn't sound like it.
Besides being a Boston guy....

he’s the best baseball talking head in Seattle.

Holy fuck I remember when someone mentioning Smoak was ridiculous.
Other than Twitter feeds...

Does anyone have any confirmation from somewhere else newswise? Call me old-fashioned, but I hate twitter…

And I would miss the idea of Mark Lowe, but not his injuries…

Twitter didn't report the news.
Geoff Baker is sitting in a barbers shop right now...
GEOFF BAKER LIVE: BREAKING NEW GROUNDS
Baker is busy tweeting about what the Blue Jays should do.
HIS ATTEMPTS TO TROLL US ARE GETTING WEAKER
More like the White Jays, amirite?
I thought it was one of those places where you get to talk about women's entertainment gossip.
GEOFF BAKER WALKS AROUND WITH A MAPLE LEAF UP HIS ASS.
I WANT REAL INFORMATION. NO MORE SPECULATIONS!
All of this is quite intriguing, I must say.
Rosenthal on MLB network.
ESPN (the TV station), 3 seconds ago

Reported that Buster Olney confirmed that Lee is going to the Rangers, details to follow…

I wish Montero's name was never brought up. Now I'm feeling greedy.
I THINK MONTEROS NAME COMING UP IS WHAT DID THIS.
I really wanted Montero...

But I like this Smoak deal too…

NO MORE NEWS WANTED UNTIL I HAVE THOSE THREE NAMES

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