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by Matthew on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps
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Drew_D - August 1, 2010 reply
Marinerfanjake - August 1, 2010 reply
Paytheline - August 1, 2010 reply
"It’s okay, Lieutenant Shiny Sides. You don’t have to eat now, you’re only sleeping, you can eat it later."
The Typical Idiot Fan - August 1, 2010 reply
“Dr. Fishopolis, you need a shave!” ZZZZT “A shave!” ZZZZT “A shave!’”
“No! Dr. Fishopolis!”
JY - August 1, 2010 reply
Robert - August 1, 2010 reply
Kirk - August 1, 2010 via mobile reply
That’s a stretch. Do we finish 15-41?
doublemazaa - August 1, 2010 reply
wyte_lightning - August 1, 2010 reply
OceanBird - August 1, 2010 reply
What are you thinking?
Kirk - August 1, 2010 reply
That’s your problem right there. Take two and call me in the morning.
EnglishMariner - August 1, 2010 reply
Seriously… because LL and USSM are the only reason I even pay attention to the M’s anymore…
NWade - August 1, 2010 reply
No Cy Young for you!
Fuckmikereilly - August 1, 2010 reply
Allen Wu - August 1, 2010 reply
Brian Floyd - August 1, 2010 reply
el pato - August 1, 2010 reply
scooter4 - August 1, 2010 reply
Alto - August 1, 2010 reply
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He's just resting.
Drew_D - August 1, 2010
He's staring into your soul
Marinerfanjake - August 1, 2010
He's pining for the fjords
Paytheline - August 1, 2010
Don't freak out!
"It’s okay, Lieutenant Shiny Sides. You don’t have to eat now, you’re only sleeping, you can eat it later."
The Typical Idiot Fan - August 1, 2010
Hmm...
“Dr. Fishopolis, you need a shave!” ZZZZT “A shave!” ZZZZT “A shave!’”
“No! Dr. Fishopolis!”
JY - August 1, 2010
NO!
Robert - August 1, 2010
YES?
Kirk - August 1, 2010 via mobile
Not a question mark.
Kirk - August 1, 2010 via mobile
I'm wondering if we finish about .333
That’s a stretch. Do we finish 15-41?
doublemazaa - August 1, 2010
The Mariners make my penis tingle.
Kirk - August 1, 2010 via mobile
Loss of circulation?
wyte_lightning - August 1, 2010
Oh No!
Robert - August 1, 2010
Do you think I should go to a doctor?
Kirk - August 1, 2010 via mobile
Just chop it off
OceanBird - August 1, 2010
No seems too risky for me.
Robert - August 1, 2010
Do you have access to a horse?
Robert - August 1, 2010
I do.
What are you thinking?
Kirk - August 1, 2010
That you shouldn't have access to a horse.
That’s your problem right there. Take two and call me in the morning.
Robert - August 1, 2010
This is the first game I have been able to watch in some time and oh boy I wish I hadn't bothered.
EnglishMariner - August 1, 2010
Is it OK to root for Clubhouse (or off-field) shennanigans - just to provide some variety or interest to the club?
Seriously… because LL and USSM are the only reason I even pay attention to the M’s anymore…
NWade - August 1, 2010
Cliff Lee walked Alberto Callaspo.
No Cy Young for you!
Fuckmikereilly - August 1, 2010
I think that, at this point, you can consider yourself a hardcore Mariners fan if you can watch all 9 innings of a non-Felix start.
Allen Wu - August 1, 2010
Does going to the bathroom and taking a shower count while having the game on and in viewing distance still count as watching?
Marinerfanjake - August 1, 2010
That sounded way better in my head
Marinerfanjake - August 1, 2010
You took the long way of saying you peed in the shower.
Brian Floyd - August 1, 2010
And that you can see the tv from the shower.
el pato - August 1, 2010
What a way to see the Mariners. Never thought of a way like that.
scooter4 - August 1, 2010
A new day, a new way.
Alto - August 1, 2010
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