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Biggest Contribution: Russell Branyan, +6.9%
Biggest Suckfest: Luke French, -16.4%
Most Important AB: Branyan walks, +6.0%
Most Important Pitch: Ellis double, -13.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -17.6%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -32.4%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Dallas Braden looks like he deserves to be cock-punched.
I would not attempt physical violence against Dallas Braden because he's probably carrying at least one knife at all times
What is with you and other peoples' dicks?

First Greg Oden, Dallas Braden

Two isn't a trend!
Would be safe to assume that this has happened on more than 2 occasions?
I looked it up.

I’ve only used dick, penis, or cock 23 times in 5402 comments on Lookout Landing, and never else as a reference to a specific one.

BAM! SCIENCE!

Hey look the Mariners are back!
I was getting very uncomfortable with all that winning we were doing
I was enjoying it because winning is fun no matter what your record is
Well...

2008

I can't believe we missed out on Anthony Rendon
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He looks like some guy I'd see on the street in NYC and listen to for four seconds before wanting to punch him.
That and Braden really does talk in word balloons with no punctuation
Hey remember when Nick Hill was supposed to help the major league team?

This is a disappointment that I had forgotten about amidst all the other disappointments!

He's been injured.
Oh yeah, we're terrible.
Dam it, this loss really hurt our playoff chances
Don't be ridiculous

The Mariners still have the exact same chance of watching the playoffs as the rest of us do.

I'm bored never seeing Michael Saunders anymore

or Ian Smoak.

I know his name’s not Ian but he’s so distant Ian works for now. Because who cares

Total contribution by opposition: 0.0%

So we’re kicking our own ass?

You seem surprised.

Why?

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