Why So Serious?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 18, 2010 12:22 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

Carlos Silva, 2009:

Carlos Silva, 2010:

Based on photographic evidence, it appears Carlos Silva thought he was being traded not for Milton Bradley, but to him.

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I think Silva's problems in 2009 may have stemmed from an inability to see the strike zone due to an overzealous smile.

thehemogoblin - August 18, 2010 reply

I read somewhere on the internet that his 2009 picture was taken while a hot cattle prod was pressed against his buttcheeks.

qrsouther - August 18, 2010 reply

He's taking it well

Jeff Sullivan - August 18, 2010 reply

The first person to make a Silva fat joke will be slapped in the face with a raw fish

pdb - August 18, 2010 reply

Sorry pdb but you made the rules.

Eyeball Kid - August 18, 2010 reply

I was sorely hoping someone would take the bait (so to speak) so I could post that

pdb - August 18, 2010 reply

Damn, if I'd know you had one ready to go I wouldn't have spent five minutes making this one.

Eyeball Kid - August 18, 2010 reply

Mine was just a link to youtube because I am bad at computers

pdb - August 18, 2010 reply

He doesn't have it in his heart to smile like he used to.

ThundaPC - August 18, 2010 reply

Lou Piniella is his manager and he's a pitcher

I’d look afraid too if that were me.

pdb - August 18, 2010 reply

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Why So Serious?

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I think Silva's problems in 2009 may have stemmed from an inability to see the strike zone due to an overzealous smile.

I read somewhere on the internet that his 2009 picture was taken while a hot cattle prod was pressed against his buttcheeks.

He's taking it well

The first person to make a Silva fat joke will be slapped in the face with a raw fish

Sorry pdb but you made the rules.

I was sorely hoping someone would take the bait (so to speak) so I could post that

Damn, if I'd know you had one ready to go I wouldn't have spent five minutes making this one.

Mine was just a link to youtube because I am bad at computers

He doesn't have it in his heart to smile like he used to.

Lou Piniella is his manager and he's a pitcher

Silva's 2010 picture appears to have been taken in Hell

He's just a lot angrier this year

He is playing for the Cubs.

Mesa, same thing.

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Apparently it's not only Cliff Lee that get's sadder when Leaving Seattle.

I bet Carlos Silva cursed the Mariners when they traded him

Everyone's happier in Seattle.

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