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Matt Tuiasosopo's Big Wednesday Highlight Package

Be you warned, for here there be .gif(s).

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This is a subtle insult, right?
Only if it's so subtle that I don't even get it
You motherfucker
That's some Bugs Bunny stuff goin' on there
This is like that Ichiro Commercial where he hits the ball to right field and fields it himself.
He monstered that ball though

credit where credit’s due.

A shame that that ungainly left fielder made a diving catch on it
See?!

Someone else thought the same thing!

Tripping Catch, maybe?

Reminds me of kids I played little league with who would dog it to the ball just so the could make a diving stop.

I wasn't insulting him

You guys are mean

This is hilarious
This is surreal. It's such a deep metaphor.
The same guy playing Tui positions.
Reminds me of Edmonds

“If I run a step slower I might be able to make a diving catch…”

I need to know, was that real?

Is there evidence Edmonds really did that or is it solely a joke about his range/reputation.

All that's missing is Mr. Perfect's theme music playing in the background.
Matt Tui obviously isn't that fast....

But that’s not supposed to be his strength.

Who would you rather have out there? Russ Davis?

Give him a chance. I totally wouldn’t mind seeing Figgy shipped off to Atlanta, Ackley in at 2nd and see what Tui can do at 3rd in ’11.

Tui sucks at 3rd.
Seeing as Russ Davis retired years ago I am confused by this comment.
This makes my brain hurt

I’m already bad at telling how hard a ball was hit coming off the bat. It’s an intuitive skill that I assume improves with massive quantity of baseball viewing. This messes with that. But it’s still awesome.

It's like Raul's footspeed in LF all over again!
Jeff, isn't this kind of an oxymoron?

“for HERE, THERE be .gif(s).
I think you were looking for their. Sorry to be the nazi police, just thought the irony was funny.

Either I've become a grammatical ignoramus since leaving school or this is gibberish.
Like a bat on a hot tar moof.
Which part, the oxymoron or the irony?
Here a .gif

There a .gif
Everywhere a .gif .gif.

Fortunately, the vast majority of people know that the Nazis were wrong.
Only when it came to race relations
We can now add grammar to the list.
The "Nazi Police" are harsh.

More so than the grammar… strict police… or… the grammar…. man it was on the tip of my tongue. I’m thinking of like an authoritarian regime or something.

Some people have a way with words

and some people….not have way, I guess.

 - Steve Martin

The irony is that he was right and you're wrong

some Nazi you’d make.

That sounds remarkably similar to the real Nazis
I think the correct usage is "Thar"
He said he was a grammar Nazi, not a grammar pirate
But he didn't! He said "sorry to be the nazi police."
I don't know why he's apologising

we’re in dire need of a SS.

Wait, so where do I apply?

Your right we totally NEED MORE self imposed grammar nazi’s, for lack of another word.

Wow you're right

now I’m wondering what the nazi police are all about. Are they nazis that do police work? Or are they police that only police nazis? I’m so confused.

I think they are trying to kill all the police.
Is that what the N in NWA stands for?
If it does Eazy E is rolling over in his grave.
But I didn't not not say I was a grammar policeman.
Grammar Prospector?
That catch was the number 6 play of the day on Sportscenter.

Mariners!

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