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Ted Simmons, Possible Manager

This coming from Tom Krasovic:

The Mariners gained a few IQ points recently.

Seattle is starting to eye Padres bench coach Ted Simmons for its managerial job. Padres players past and present say Simmons is part of the Padres' rise.

Given that he's currently a bench coach, that last sentence is curious to me. I would assume that, for your standard bench coach on a good team, the bench coach is only a part of the team's rise in that he isn't actively a hindrance. Ted Simmons isn't pantsing Clayton Richard in front of everyone or putting little ball bearings on the ground around Adrian Gonzalez. He's just bench-coaching the shit out of his job, so, sure, he's helping.

It is worth noting that Nick Hundley says Simmons cares more about the Padres winning than anyone, which can be read either as a compliment of Simmons or an insult of everybody else, including Hundley himself. So self-aware!

Simmons has expressed interest in managing the Cubs and was a consideration for the Marlins' vacancy, so it seems like the time is now for the 61 year old to take the next step and grab a team by the horns. He's known Jack Zduriencik for a good long time, which I imagine helps him out, here. For background, he is - you'll never guess - a former big league catcher, but unlike most catchers-turned-managers, Simmons was actually good. He also served as the Pirates' GM for a year between 1992-1993, which I think means he was in charge when Barry Bonds was granted free agency. Whoopsadoodle.

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Josh Wilson thinks Ted Simmons is a swell guy

Hired!

Ted Simmons is a very old school baseball name

I expect to see pictures of him smoking in the dugout and holding post game press conferences with a can of beer in his hand.

For whatever reason*, I can only see him as a maniacally grafted combination of Ted Nugent and Gene Simmons.

*The reason being that I’m a crazy person.

So he pulls the bow back with his tongue when he hunts deer?
I thought he played for the 1919 White Sox when I first heard his name.
I think they should let those kids who get invited into the broadcast booth to get creeped on by Rizzs manage the team

and see if it makes any difference.

Sign up at Top Foods for your chance to be Mariners Manager for the day!
I like the idea of a manager who was a switch hitter.

Maybe he understands platoons. Then again maybe he overvalues pitching changes.

That photo/caption is perfect.

It’s like here, wanna jump on this hand grenade? Please?

Don’t you people have good comments jus t babble on about nothing. We need a seasoned MGR for Seattle not another rookie,managment will not pay to get one,how do we get rid of Lincoln and gang.

You don't have to comment on this blog if you don't like it.

If you do, please remember to include a subject line next time.

Did you seriously have to abbreviate manager?
Is this a serious response or a parody of the posters at the Times?
Please use the subject line, correct grammar and refrain from making generalisations about a blog that you clearly don't read on a regular basis.
Please tell me you spelled generalizations that way on purpose.
It's British English.

Some influential members on this site (Graham, Prof, EnglishMariner) write in British English because, well, they’ve either lived in Britain or gone to school there.

Good teams do good with seasoned manangers and bad teams do bad with seasoned managers.
Kenji Johjima has back spasms
Don't you have a good comment or are you just going to babble about how horrible we all are?
Oh and to take your comment seriously

What does a “seasoned manager” bring to the table?

Paprika, thyme, etc.
See, the problem there is

what if some Mariners like Indian food, and others like Thai, and others like Mexican? A seasoned manager will have to basically be an entire prep station in order to be a winner, and then someone will want something exotic like saffron powder and the manager won’t have it, and then this will happen.

Of course any manager would have o account for Ichiro's tastes

so… miso paste ginger and scallion are a must. Thing is, Felix HATES ginger. Any way you cut it, I think going with a bland, unseasoned manager would make for fewer divisions in the club house.

Poor Chris Shelton :(
Ah shit, I got him mixed up with Chris Woodward.

erm… Poor Mike Carp?

Westervelt doesn't begin with F, Robert.
I think you're mistaken.
He's hooked on phonics

Fvestervelt.

And what do you mean "you people"?
Obviously racist.
What do YOU mean, "you people"?
RE: "He also served as the Pirates' GM for a year between 1992-1993, which I think means he was in charge when Barry Bonds was granted free agency. Whoopsadoodle."

Whelmed.

I don't get this comment and think it sucks
I don't care who the M's get as long as it isn't Joey Cora.

I still haven’t forgiven the “Little Kangaroo” for crying in the dugout.

And that would affect his managing ...?

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