This coming from Tom Krasovic:
The Mariners gained a few IQ points recently.
Seattle is starting to eye Padres bench coach Ted Simmons for its managerial job. Padres players past and present say Simmons is part of the Padres' rise.
Given that he's currently a bench coach, that last sentence is curious to me. I would assume that, for your standard bench coach on a good team, the bench coach is only a part of the team's rise in that he isn't actively a hindrance. Ted Simmons isn't pantsing Clayton Richard in front of everyone or putting little ball bearings on the ground around Adrian Gonzalez. He's just bench-coaching the shit out of his job, so, sure, he's helping.
It is worth noting that Nick Hundley says Simmons cares more about the Padres winning than anyone, which can be read either as a compliment of Simmons or an insult of everybody else, including Hundley himself. So self-aware!
Simmons has expressed interest in managing the Cubs and was a consideration for the Marlins' vacancy, so it seems like the time is now for the 61 year old to take the next step and grab a team by the horns. He's known Jack Zduriencik for a good long time, which I imagine helps him out, here. For background, he is - you'll never guess - a former big league catcher, but unlike most catchers-turned-managers, Simmons was actually good. He also served as the Pirates' GM for a year between 1992-1993, which I think means he was in charge when Barry Bonds was granted free agency. Whoopsadoodle.
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Josh Wilson thinks Ted Simmons is a swell guy
Hired!
lemonverbena - August 20, 2010
Ted Simmons is a very old school baseball name
I expect to see pictures of him smoking in the dugout and holding post game press conferences with a can of beer in his hand.
pdb - August 20, 2010
For whatever reason*, I can only see him as a maniacally grafted combination of Ted Nugent and Gene Simmons.
*The reason being that I’m a crazy person.
abender20 - August 20, 2010
So he pulls the bow back with his tongue when he hunts deer?
nathaniel dawson - August 20, 2010
I thought he played for the 1919 White Sox when I first heard his name.
Mariner John - August 21, 2010
I think they should let those kids who get invited into the broadcast booth to get creeped on by Rizzs manage the team
and see if it makes any difference.
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
Sign up at Top Foods for your chance to be Mariners Manager for the day!
wetzelcoal - August 20, 2010
I like the idea of a manager who was a switch hitter.
Maybe he understands platoons. Then again maybe he overvalues pitching changes.
Sec 108 - August 20, 2010
Hope this works as a link
Ted Simmons in the Bucs encyclopedia
msb - August 20, 2010
That photo/caption is perfect.
It’s like here, wanna jump on this hand grenade? Please?
sanford_and_son - August 20, 2010
Don’t you people have good comments jus t babble on about nothing. We need a seasoned MGR for Seattle not another rookie,managment will not pay to get one,how do we get rid of Lincoln and gang.
Robert F - August 20, 2010
You don't have to comment on this blog if you don't like it.
If you do, please remember to include a subject line next time.
ThundaPC - August 20, 2010
Did you seriously have to abbreviate manager?
flashbeak - August 20, 2010
Is this a serious response or a parody of the posters at the Times?
njpozner - August 20, 2010
Please use the subject line, correct grammar and refrain from making generalisations about a blog that you clearly don't read on a regular basis.
Eyeball Kid - August 20, 2010
Please tell me you spelled generalizations that way on purpose.
April 6, 1977 - August 20, 2010 via mobile
It's British English.
Some influential members on this site (Graham, Prof, EnglishMariner) write in British English because, well, they’ve either lived in Britain or gone to school there.
perfectstrat - August 20, 2010
Good teams do good with seasoned manangers and bad teams do bad with seasoned managers.
Slurvey - August 20, 2010
Kenji Johjima has back spasms
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
Don't you have a good comment or are you just going to babble about how horrible we all are?
pdb - August 20, 2010
Oh and to take your comment seriously
What does a “seasoned manager” bring to the table?
pdb - August 20, 2010
Paprika, thyme, etc.
kennerdoloman - August 20, 2010
DAMMIT
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
See, the problem there is
what if some Mariners like Indian food, and others like Thai, and others like Mexican? A seasoned manager will have to basically be an entire prep station in order to be a winner, and then someone will want something exotic like saffron powder and the manager won’t have it, and then this will happen.
pdb - August 20, 2010
Of course any manager would have o account for Ichiro's tastes
so… miso paste ginger and scallion are a must. Thing is, Felix HATES ginger. Any way you cut it, I think going with a bland, unseasoned manager would make for fewer divisions in the club house.
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
Poor Chris Shelton :(
Eyeball Kid - August 20, 2010
Ah shit, I got him mixed up with Chris Woodward.
erm… Poor Mike Carp?
Eyeball Kid - August 20, 2010
Bacon salt
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
Popular with all.
msb - August 20, 2010
Westervelt doesn't begin with F, Robert.
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
I think you're mistaken.
Kirk - August 20, 2010
He's hooked on phonics
Fvestervelt.
lemonverbena - August 20, 2010
And what do you mean "you people"?
flashbeak - August 20, 2010
Obviously racist.
ToddK - August 20, 2010
What do YOU mean, "you people"?
Patrick Stites - August 20, 2010 via mobile
He meant coloreds
Bearskin Rugburn - August 20, 2010
RE: "He also served as the Pirates' GM for a year between 1992-1993, which I think means he was in charge when Barry Bonds was granted free agency. Whoopsadoodle."
Whelmed.
The Typical Idiot Fan - August 20, 2010
I don't get this comment and think it sucks
Jeff Sullivan - August 20, 2010
I don't care who the M's get as long as it isn't Joey Cora.
I still haven’t forgiven the “Little Kangaroo” for crying in the dugout.
April 6, 1977 - August 20, 2010 via mobile
And that would affect his managing ...?
msb - August 22, 2010
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