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A Series Of Pictures In Which Casey Kotchman Looks Uncomfortable Or Terrified

This one has been a long time coming. Casey Kotchman has never lived a boring day, or done a boring thing.

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The last one is the best.
Methinks Casey probably makes a really disturbing face when he sharts.
Oh, if only there were sound effects.

I was forced to add my own, as I scrolled down.

My favorite is the face he makes right before swinging.

The terrified/angry screaming squirrel face.

Dude, I think he's going to that face too much.

That’s really all he’s got.

It’s like Jeff photoshopped that one face onto almost all of the pictures. It’s great.

Casey Kotchman looks like a man out of place in time.

Doc Brown inadvertently snatched Kotchman from an 1889 Arizona saloon, and Kotchman’s just played along with it ever since.

I personally like the Nick Markakis one.
That looks like it has the potential to get really awkward in a hurry.
Remember near the beginning of the year

where you guys were talking in a podcast and were worried that our team would be boring? Remember that? Yea, I don’t think a Mariners team will ever be boring. I suspect something like this will always surface.

The Mariners being interesting and Jeff managing to make even the most mundane things interesting are two very different things.
Oops apparently it was deleted in my self edit.

I meant it to say “I don’t think a Mariners team will ever be boring personality wise.”

Because yea, it’s boring rooting for a team that has no hope. But Jeff, or Matthew, or Scruffy have a great knack for finding things like this that are quite entertaining. Whether it’s Kotchman, or Byrnes, or Ichiro shenanigans. There’s always something.

Love the double ankle break
I like how he looks in pain in ever single photo

Except for the one where he is injured and leaving the field

I like how he bears his teeth on all those pictures except the one where he limps off.
Someone buy the man some tylenol
How has this man not committed an error in forever?
The two Oriole photos are spectacular.
Zangeif always sucked at avoiding projectiles.

I am in love with this post.
I really can't stand Kotchman. Most akward and depressed looking player in the league.
I always liked what he does with his bat when he misses his pitch, doesn't square it up,

and pops up. Kotchman is a lot more intense a player than people give him credit for, maybe because he is a product of being born and raised in a baseball family.

Casey looks like an Anglo Adrian Gonzalez.
His nickname should be Grimace.
I just started breaking out into laughter in the office.

He just looks like he’s forever trying to push a turd out of his ass.

Thank God you said 'ass'

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