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Ever since the injury, Adrian Beltre has been excessively concerned about his testicles
Comparing and contrasting, as inspired by John Fowler:
What a nice waste of an afternoon. Not that I would've done anything productive with it otherwise, but as long as the slight possibility exists that I would have instead gone for a hike or won a call-in radio sweepstakes, it is within my rights to be mad. Or, a little irritated, anyway. I'm too old to get mad.
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- Very quietly - very, very quietly - Chone Figgins has managed to turn things around a little bit. Over his past 211 trips to the plate, spanning 48 games, he's batted .314/.366/.367. He's at .382 in September, too, somewhat squelching any thoughts that he was playing it up in an attempt to get traded (thoughts which, if they've ever existed anywhere, are ridiculous).
If you haven't noticed, though, I can't blame you. For one thing, how many people are still paying attention? And for another, I get the feeling like this is how Figgins works. It's not like he's the kind of guy who's going to go on a tear of doubles and homers. With Figgins, he really is the kind of guy where the difference between a slump and a hot streak comes out to one or two infield singles or shallow flares a week. Whether or not Figgins feels like he's a threat at the plate is entirely up to the viewer's own mind, because I'm getting that Figgins himself doesn't change. He always looks like the same guy. Sometimes that guy helps out.
I'm no longer real thrilled about having Figgins and his contract around on the team, but at least someone's showing some promise.
- Something Figgins did that wasn't so quiet was watch a routine groundball go right by him in the sixth inning to allow the go-ahead run to cross the plate. Given our experiences with Figgins at second base, and given our experiences with Jose Lopez before him, I'm beginning to wonder if the base itself has something shiny on it, or a speaker that shouts mean things.
- That was a bummer of a relief appearance for RRS. According to his line, he allowed three runs in two innings. However, Marco Scutaro's single was a bit of good hitting, Victor Martinez's double was a lucky bloop on a pitch six inches off the plate outside, and Ryan Kalish's triple was just a groundball down the line. These results hardly matter in the grand scheme of things, but I'm biased in favor of RRS, and of all the guys on the team who could use a break, he's at the top of the list. He didn't look bad today. He generally hit his spots. He threw all his pitches. He just wound up allowing some runs. It has to be absolutely impossible to maintain your confidence in a season like this, when even decent outings look like disasters in the box score.
In good news, RRS threw a few fastballs in the low 90s and struck four guys out. Granted, three of those four guys were Yamaico Navarro, Josh Reddick, and Lars Anderson, but strikeouts are strikeouts, and four ties his season high for a game. It's something.
- In the sixth inning, Adrian Beltre lifted a long fly ball to straightaway center that Franklin Gutierrez ran down in front of the track. Remarked Rick Rizzs, with Mike Blowers in the booth:
Make 'em hit it to the deep part of the ballpark. Mike?
There was nothing right or wrong with Rizzs' sentence - it was just filler. A colorful observation to take up some time. But by ending it the way he did, he put Blowers on the spot. He essentially forced Blowers to respond to something that in no way required a response, and Blowers was left to stammer out a mindless reply so that everyone could move on.
It's not a big deal until you realize announcers do this all the time. They say something, and then they practically beg the other guy to say something else by saying his name, even if there isn't anything else to say. And the other announcer, in turn, will have to come up with a sentence or two, just to make sure the first guy isn't left hanging. In the right hands, it's insignificant. But in the wrong hands, it could be powerful and terrifying.
Always good to pitch to early contact. Mike?
The righty is warming in the bullpen, and he's just had one shitty year. Mike?
The Mariners'll face Cliff Lee this weekend, and you'll recall that in the Lee trade, the Mariners picked up a guy who allegedly raped a defenseless young woman. Mike?
You look like you're noticing the group of high school cheerleaders just below the booth. Mike?
- A big moment in the game came in the bottom of the sixth, when - behind by one - Casey Kotchman came to the plate with two on and two out. The two batters in front of him had drawn walks, and Kotchman got ahead 3-0 in the count before swinging at the next pitch and lifting a fly ball to center for the third out.
That sort of thing can be incredibly aggravating. When a hitter makes an out on 3-0, especially when the pitcher's showing control problems, the natural response is that the hitter shouldn't have swung. But it's important to remember that (1) Kotchman got a belt-high fastball over the plate, (2) Kotchman hit the ball really hard, and (3) Jose Lopez was standing on deck. Hitting isn't about drawing walks. It's about identifying pitches you can crush, and crushing them. Kotchman got a hittable pitch. He just narrowly missed it. The problem here isn't that Kotchman swung - the problem is that Kotchman is bad.
"Sometimes that guy helps out". Not so much for us this year.
Even if Figlet finishes strong, it’s hard to get excited about his performance in the 2 hole and he was such a baby about batting in the 9 hole. I wish this were a contract we could lose.
TrustBaseball - September 15, 2010
Glad I watched Tin Cup instead of this shitfest.
Entertaining? Always!
LonelyintheBleachers - September 15, 2010
Thanks for
allowing me to enjoy the game without having to watch it.
RunningFool - September 15, 2010
Dear Casey,
The problem isn’t that you swung. It’s that you’re bad.
Yours,
Life
lemonverbena - September 15, 2010
I think Jeff's ego is big enough
We needn’t imply that life is plagiarizing him.
DrunkAmerican - September 16, 2010
I didn't watch the game, but this one of the more entertaining game thoughts of the season.
It takes a creative writer to turn this game into a very entertaining piece. Nice job.
scottg02 - September 15, 2010
Poor Kotchmman. He had his chance this year, and he's tried.
He’s probably hit more line drives for out than anyone on the team. But they’ve been outs. He’s also grounded into a ton of double-plays. And he looks like he’s in his mid-30s, but he’s not.
This was his big chance.
ignacio - September 15, 2010
He also may be the best-fielding 1st baseman we'll ever have.
Poor Casey. It was not meant to be.
ignacio - September 15, 2010
Ahahahahahahaha that guy in the stands!
Nice spot
Eyeball Kid - September 15, 2010
I didn't really read the last two anouncer leads.
It was like Rick Rizzs was in my head reading them to me in his best 70’s game show host splendor.
Big Jared - September 15, 2010
Kotchman is bad
I couldn’t have said it better myself. How the f*ck does someone get picked off of third base???
nodiggity - September 15, 2010
I'm still trying to figure out why he, or Lopez, can't run.
This has been an on going source of frustration with me, why a grown man can’t run with the same aptitude as a 9 year old Special Olympics entrant. I’ve spent months writing complex mathematical equations on my windows, in John Nash-like fashion, in an attempt to explain this phenomena. Since a fundamental part of the game of baseball is running, perhaps we should be more concerned with why the front office doesn’t ask a simple first interview question such as, “Can you run better than a nine year old tard?”, when making signing decisions instead of being preoccupied with Google searches.
The second question on the interview should be, “Is your last name Betancourt or are you related, through blood or marriage, to anyone named Betancourt?”
RustyJohn - September 16, 2010
This team is so, so preoccupied with Google searches now.
Zduriencik is through with Bing.
SeattExPat - September 16, 2010
I would take Rafeal Betancourt as a reliever.
joof - September 16, 2010
Guy in the stands:
“oh my god they’re GORGEOUS”
Bearskin Rugburn - September 16, 2010
At first look the soundtrack was the mouse in the kitchen "EEEK!", but that's so much better.
Kermit. - September 16, 2010
Maybe Rizzs isn't saying "Mike?", he's saying "Mic?" as in, "Is this thing on?"
Phil Hatzenbuehler - September 16, 2010
I can't remember what the exact dialogue was
But there was one part in the game where Blowers was explaining something and came to the end of the point he was making and Rizzs immediately went “Oh yeah? Why?” and Blowers had to stumble through a response, having obviously felt like he had said everything he needed to.
ScottBrowne - September 16, 2010
There are so many times each game where it's obvious Rizzs wasn't listening to a thing his broadcast partner said.
It might as well go like this:
Blowers: So uhh… Rick, I’m just going to tell you this while Ichiro finishes his calisthenics. My mom was raped by an endangered albino tiger last week in a warehouse that was set ablaze by Russian drug dealers. Should I be distressed, or chalk it up to awesome luck? It’s been an agonizing decision for me.
Rizzs: Mmhmm. Say Mike, do you have any interesting stories about stretching with Ichiro?
kevin_ess - September 16, 2010
Isn't it also a problem that Kotchman is bad and doesn't play like it?
He should realize he’s bad and thus realize that walks are probably his best bet.
I think the real problem is Jose Lopez being on deck.
Matthew - September 16, 2010
Yup
Poochie - September 16, 2010
There is more in that picture there
There is a little kid in the top right protecting himself by using a program as a shield. There is also another fan about to attempt the rare “ball in baseball cap” catch.
Edgar for Pres - September 16, 2010
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