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Biggest Contribution: King Felix, +40.2%
Biggest Suckfest: Matt Tuiasosopo, -8.7%
Most Important AB: Figgins double play, -7.2%
Most Important Pitch: Andrus groundout, +14.7%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +56.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -14.6%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +8.5%
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Goddamn that was a fun game to be at.

I thought he was gonna do it.

That picture needs some music behind it ... a chorus singing "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Nelson Cruz can choke on a bag of weiners and die.
That doesn't sounds painful or slow enough.
*sound

can’t fucking type

Well we could chop off his dick, jam it into his mouth and then staple/sew it shut.

After a while, we punch him in the gut so hard that when he inhales, his dick goes down his windpipe. This would effectively cause him to choke on his own dick and die

I can support this one.
Your name seems oddly appropriate

for your suggestion. It’s almost like you planned this. Hmm….

I watched Felix' first Safeco game in person,

and this was what he showed that night.

What happened with his GB%? He used to be ~60% when he first came up, now he’s ~53%. I’m not complaining, especially now that he’s using all of his weapons consistently, but it is interesting to see him get more consistent while running a lower GB%.

I called my dad in the bottom of the 7th to see if he was watching

Clearly, that was the one and only reason that Felix lost the no-hitter.

Shit list:

JD Drew
Wilson Betemit
Nick Markakis
Nelson Cruz

I feel like I’m missing someone from recent no-hit bids…let me know.

In all seriousness though, sweet game. This was my last game at the Safe for the year, glad it was a high note.

Markakis? From the Washburn game?

I would’ve been in a rage if Washburn had gotten a no-no after he pitched with such mediocrity in that game.

I thought he did it to Felix one time too.

Wasn’t as heartbreaking, just annoying.

God I was at that game and I maintain that the ball could have been caught. Fucking perfect game barely missed.

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