This hardy Blue Jays fan has been on a Will Keep My Head Stuck In A Warning Track Alternate Dimension Portal Until The Jays Win The Series strike since 1997
Tremors 5: North Of The Border
Car keys are always in the last place you look
Let's say the value of a game-used foul ball is, I dunno, $20. Let's say the average medical bill following an accident during an attempted snare of this kind is $1000. Based on these numbers, then in order for such an attempt to be worthwhile, you need to be better than 98.04% sure you won't get hurt.
He wasn't ready for comb
Saunders: The ball's over here Man Upside Down: Dang it Women: What a maroon! Man With Beer: trucks
The world is littered with secret entries to the underground hideout of Perry the Platypus
How many innocent bystanders have to be decapitated before Major League Baseball does something about maple bats?
Reminds me of the time I dove for a foul ball during practice at a college game
Misjudged the height, fell about 5 feet.
Scraped the fuck out my elbow and shin and had a couple of outfielders shagging flies laughing their ass off. (I deserved it though, for being that gung-ho about practice.)
This picture makes Saunders look huge
pakipaki - September 28, 2010
He's 6'5"
and a pro athlete. He’s not a little guy.
Bearskin Rugburn - September 28, 2010
I don't think he was talking about his height
seattle_since_81 - September 28, 2010 via mobile
He wasn't ready for comb
Jesus Christ, amazing.
wilsonpdx - September 28, 2010
My favorite line was the one that didn't even have anything to do with the funny part of the pitcture
… “Trucks.”
nemo1 - September 28, 2010
The second to last bullet point made me squee.
CapSea - September 28, 2010
That's why I recced it.
Two Rs and Two Ls - September 28, 2010
Same here.
tcharles - September 28, 2010
Man, you missed a golden opportunity to bust out penultimate.
Eyebrows - September 28, 2010 via mobile
'Scuse me while I whip this out
Bearskin Rugburn - September 28, 2010
Rec'd for Blazing Saddles reference
pakipaki - September 28, 2010
I never expected to see a Phineas and Ferb reference in the same place as a Mariners blog…..and I wonder how many people didn’t get it?
Saxatak - September 28, 2010
Probably a lot.
I can’t believe you faked a subject line with bold text. You’re a sneaky bugger.
Lanky - September 29, 2010
That's not how you do it?
Hey, that was my actual very first post! Still figuring out this wacky blogging interface…
Saxatak - September 29, 2010
Reminds me of the time I dove for a foul ball during practice at a college game
Misjudged the height, fell about 5 feet.
Scraped the fuck out my elbow and shin and had a couple of outfielders shagging flies laughing their ass off. (I deserved it though, for being that gung-ho about practice.)
craig3410 - September 28, 2010
Oh, and Tremors 5 is in production and being filmed in Australia, by the way
craig3410 - September 28, 2010
What? He's Australian.
Bearskin Rugburn - September 28, 2010
At least they apparently still have more fans than the Rays.
Kenneth Arthur - September 28, 2010
Prepare for comb was the first thing I noticed about that picture
Yet seeing you make a comment about it made it even better.
Oh, and TRUCKS
tootthekazoo - September 28, 2010
He was just following Lionel Ritchie's example.
Probably ran out of dome, otherwise he’d still be up there dancing.
misterjonez - September 28, 2010
Man With Beer: trucks
holy shit
kow - September 28, 2010
$1000?
IHe’s Canadian, Jeff. He doesn’t have to pay for health care.
Llewdor - September 29, 2010
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