This evening, I watched the Mariners lose. They almost didn't. They had an early lead and everything. But then a mediocre starter started throwing mediocre pitches, a mediocre offense made him pay for them, and a mediocre reliever gave it away for good. It was a very mediocre game, made up of very mediocre players, and so little of any significance happened that Mariners Live after the game cut straight to talking Huskies football.
You know those games where something incredible happens, and you tell yourself you'll never give up on a game too early ever again? This was one of those games that makes it so hard to follow through. It's funny how convincing yourself to watch bad baseball comes down to hoping for a miracle. "If I watch this Mariners game, someone might throw a no-hitter, or hit for the cycle." You might as well go sit on a bench and watch cars in the hope that one of them is a Transformer.
But I didn't only spend my night with Josh Wilson, Luke French, and a nectarine. I switched back and forth between FSN and ESPN, as the latter was airing the Padres versus the Dodgers. As many of you know, the Padres have been my bandwagon ever since the degree of the Mariners' suck first revealed itself, and I was most distraught by the ten-game losing streak that just about took the train off the rails.
And let me tell you - watching that more important contest was a whole other experience. Here's a section I'll call Notes From A Meaningful Baseball Game:
Going back and forth between the Mariners and the Padres, the differences in the viewing experience were plainly evident. The Mariners game dragged. The Padres game - the Padres game that ended after the Mariners game - flew. It was kind of a nice reminder of why I do this. I don't watch and write about baseball all the time because I like it when it's bad. I watch and write about baseball all the time because I love it when it's good, and there are few things quite like watching good, meaningful baseball.
I think baseball may be the most difficult sport to watch when your team really sucks. Not only are there infinity games in a season; the pace of the games themselves is so slow. Baseball depends on those pauses and delays to build the suspense. Once you remove the emotional investment, they're just constant pauses and delays. At least sports like hockey, football, and basketball are fast. The games aren't quite so good at lulling you to sleep.
But when your team is good, and playing for something, baseball has it all, short of bone-crushing hits. And maybe this is why so many fans of bad teams pick another team to bandwagon. It isn't about experiencing a championship. You know from the start that a bandwagon title wouldn't feel the same as your own team winning it all. Maybe it's about reminding yourself of what baseball's like when it's fun. With so many games in a long season, it's easy to get beaten down and forget what the better days were like. Bandwagoning opens a window.
If you've got a bandwagon team this season, you probably know what I'm talking about. And if you don't, just know this - there's better baseball out there. It's somewhere, and the Mariners will find it some time. It isn't always going to be Luke French vs. Gio Gonzalez in front of 37 people. Baseball can be a torturous game, but it's a beautiful game, and a wonderful game, and when it's going well, it's an exciting game, too.
There's a reason you're here. Once upon a time, you found baseball to be among the most interesting things in the world. It'll get there again. For us, eventually.
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But, something incredible did happen in tonight's Mariners game!
1) Highly entertaining fan failure and subsequent scramble for the ball
2) The fact that this ball was hit by Matt Tuiasosopo
Ben_P - September 9, 2010
That ball was hit by Coco Crisp actually.
ThundaPC - September 9, 2010
Equally incredible.
Ben_P - September 9, 2010
Padres games lately have been weird
the crowds have been really sparse, but the people that make it out seem to get really into the game. It’s almost like the bandwagon hasn’t shown up yet, but the folks that have been going all season are really getting into it.
Also, the scoreboard started most of the “Beat LA” chants on Tuesday, at least
seattlebruin - September 9, 2010
I'm not complaining
Actually I’m totally spoiled. On a whim I can make a call, roll the 3 miles down to the yard and be sitting a few feet from the playing field. Wore my new 1949 Padres cap from Ebbets three nights ago and helped end the losing streak. You’re welcome. As for “really sparse”, well, 25,000 is 17k short of a sellout, but the lower bowl is filled and the atmosphere is still great. You can get a beer without waiting and use the can without missing much baseball. It’s mostly due to the recession I think. People just don’t have the extra cash that they normally would for a winning team. Then the 10-game losing streak confirmed everyone’s fears, school started and football is back. Petco is great but the team did a terrible job of importing the culture from Qualcomm. Add in years of sucking and one of the lowest payrolls in baseball and you get a lot of empty seats for a division-leading team.
One of the interesting things about last night was seeing 15-year minor leaguer John Lindsey make his major league debut for the Railcar Avoiders—without seeing a pitch or playing in the field. Never seen that before.
lemonverbena - September 9, 2010
And right on cue
U-T article on the Padres low attendance.
lemonverbena - September 9, 2010
NL West rivalries are impossible to keep track of.
Joe Metro - September 9, 2010
Kind of easy actually
Everyone hates L.A.
lemonverbena - September 9, 2010
Absolutely spot on as always Jeff.
Thank god to mlb.tv and the Twins for keeping me interested in baseball this season.
Goose - September 9, 2010
Spot on?
He called the Mariners’ offense mediocre. What a pollyanna.
GerryR - September 9, 2010
That was the Oakland offense
Jeff Sullivan - September 9, 2010
Beat LA is the most boring and dull chant in sports
It just reeks of inferiority complex.
bluemax - September 9, 2010
I'm sure Yankee fans say that about "Yankees Suck!" chants as well.
Goose - September 9, 2010
You could start that chant at a wedding around here.
Faux - September 9, 2010
Good column, but I disagree with your characterization of football as 'fast'. Typical NFL action:
1. field goal
2. commercials
3. kickoff into the end zone.
4. commercials
5. first down
6. second down
7. third down
8. time out and more commercials
9. punt
10. commercials
Yawn. And that’s if no one gets hurt. If they do, the ‘action’ slows considerably…
rubberbiscuit - September 9, 2010
It's amazing they can even start the afternoon games on time
lemonverbena - September 9, 2010
Actually I agree with you
but I think most people would still consider football to be the faster game than baseball. Maybe they’re more willing to overlook commercial breaks, and less willing to overlook pauses during the actual game play.
Jeff Sullivan - September 9, 2010
Don't forget my favorite part of every football game
The two-minute warning! We need to stop playing now! Why? Because, that’s why! BECAUSE!
pdb - September 9, 2010
baseball vs. football
I would argue that being a fan of a bad football team is more tortuous than being a fan of a bad baseball team. The sheer duration of the baseball season means that you become inured and apathetic to your team’s suckness long before the season is over. The Mariners beating the Yankees this season might make you smile. But as bad as the Seahawks have sucked the last few years, if we had beaten, say, Pittsburgh, I would have flipped my gourd with elation. Likewise, watching your team go 3-and-out, and let the opposing offense just march down the field, somehow never ceases to be infuriating, even when you are 6 games back in your division.
dlukas - September 9, 2010
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