The deadliest weapon in the world is a Mariner and his fastball.
It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your fastball is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Mariners. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Mariners are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
I could make a really easy "NO RELIGION!" joke right now
But I won’t.
Cascadian Man - February 21, 2012
Oh thanks
abender20 - February 21, 2012
LOVE this!
Kyleo84 - February 21, 2012
From the Book of Willis:
“It’s real simple: If you throw left-handed, you are on Field 4. If you don’t know if you throw left-handed, come see me.”
msb - February 21, 2012
NO RELIGION WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU NOOB!
Yeah. I did it.
M'sFanatic - February 21, 2012
Oh thanks
abender20 - February 21, 2012
D'oh.
VivaAyala - February 21, 2012
And Willis said, "Let there be light!"
And the field was illuminated by the burning of a thousand light bulbs.
Bubbles. - February 21, 2012
Blessed are the bullpen catchers.
ThomasG - February 21, 2012
For they shall receive the Kingdom of Felix
BrownL - February 21, 2012
Carl Willis is apparently quite the peeping tom.
joof - February 21, 2012
The deadliest weapon in the world is a Mariner and his fastball.
It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your fastball is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Mariners. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Mariners are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
JordanB - February 21, 2012 via mobile
Look to your left. Now look to your right. By Opening Day, all 3 of you will probably be cut.
Chris_FB - February 21, 2012 via mobile
"...and it was this fucking long"
beastwarking - February 21, 2012
Figures that religion appears as soon as we have a player named "Jesus"...
no2cyclones - February 21, 2012
I don't follow
Poochie - February 21, 2012
We had Asdrubal Cabrera close to the majors for a while and we managed to avoid talking about Carthaginian generals.
Missed opportunity, if you ask me.
JY - February 21, 2012
Pfft. younger brothers are soooo boring.
msb - February 22, 2012
Pretty sure this was not a "caption this" post.
Good entries all, Matthew still wins.
hcoguy - February 21, 2012 via mobile
This is very funny.
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2012
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